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The Twits Afternoon Tea, London, Greater London

The Twits Afternoon Tea

3.6
3.6
25 Reviews
£41 and over
Afternoon Tea
London Marriot Hotel County Hall, Westminster Bridge Road, London, Greater London SE1 7PB

About this restaurant

  • Charming
  • Kid-friendly
  • Good for special occasions
The Twits Afternoon Tea
Opening from 1st August 2024

Muggle-Wump brownies, Jam Roly-Poly sponge and our Trick or Twit scones – indulge your inner child and enter into the story of The Twits with our deliciously themed Afternoon Tea inspired by Roald Dahl’s iconic book.
Items include a rather wonderful new take on Wormy Spaghetti (‘Hampshire’ Cucumber Worms, Cream Cheese, Wholemeal Bread), Mrs Twit’s Bird Pie (Chicken, Leek & Ham) and a culinary exploration of Mr Twit’s beard across three separate savories. Sweets are inspired by much loved characters, the Muggle-Wumps and the Roly-Poly Bird and of course no afternoon tea would be complete without scones though, there’s a twist! Guests will have the chance to choose from buttermilk or marmite scones - you’ll never know which one is which!

The Twits Afternoon Tea at London Marriott County Hall will be served daily between 12PM– 5PM from 1st August 2024 and will be priced at £65 per adult and £45 per c

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Additional information

  • Dining style
    Casual Elegant
  • Price
    £41 and over
  • Cuisines
    Afternoon Tea, British, Contemporary British
  • Hours of operation
    Daily 12:00 pm–5:00 pm
  • Phone number
  • Payment options
    Mastercard, Visa
  • Dress code
    Casual Dress
  • Executive chef
    Jamie Welch
  • Private party facilities
    The Twits Afternoon Tea can be booked for Private Hire events such as Birthdays, please contact us for further details

What 25 people are saying

The Twits Afternoon Tea reviews from people who’ve dined at this restaurant. Based on recent rating.

Overall ratings and reviews

3.6
3.6 based on recent ratings
  • 3.7Food
  • 3.6Service
  • 3.8Ambience
  • 3.1Value

NoiseEnergetic

Review summary

AI-generated from verified diner reviews
The Twits Afternoon Tea offers a unique experience with "fantastic artwork and attention to detail," making it a delightful spot for fans. While the food and service may not always meet expectations, "the decorations were great" and "food was fun and delicious." Ideal for a themed special occasion.

25 Reviews
  1. Shane

    London1 review

    5.0

    Dined on April 12, 2025

    1. Overall 5
    2. Food 5
    3. Service 5
    4. Ambience 5
    What a fantastic experiance for kids and adults! The food and drinks was fantastic along with the exceptional service ! A must if you are a Twits fan!

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  2. Niomi

    London1 review

    2.0

    Dined on April 11, 2025

    1. Overall 2
    2. Food 1
    3. Service 1
    4. Ambience 2
    Choices of savoury items are not ideal for kids and no alternatives given

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  3. Amanda

    London1 review

    1.0

    Dined on March 2, 2025

    1. Overall 1
    2. Food 1
    3. Service 1
    4. Ambience 1
    The worst afternoon tea we've ever had, food was horrible & bland, no ambience what so ever. 1 member of staff who kept disappearing. Extortionate price for around £5 worth of food each. Was meant to be a treat for my grandaughters birthday after visiting the Paddington experience ( which was fab!) But ruined the end of the day

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  4. OpenTable Diner

    London1 review

    3.0

    Dined on February 18, 2025

    1. Overall 3
    2. Food 3
    3. Service 3
    4. Ambience 4
    The concept is very good. The room is decorated excellently with lots of attention to detail. The food wasn’t great but went with the theme

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  5. Anna

    London3 reviews

    3.0

    Dined on February 17, 2025

    1. Overall 3
    2. Food 4
    3. Service 1
    4. Ambience 4
    The staff is very slow and unprofessional. The guy forgot to give us a menu when we got a table. Then he forgot to bring jam, and butter for our scones, and I looked for him for 20 minutes. When I asked to add some hot water to our tea, we got a teapot just with hot water and no tea bag in it. It was thrown away..... It is quite an expensive experience, and for this money, you expect at least a regular service, not something extra, but a normal service. Here you will not receive even this.

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  6. Alejandra

    London3 reviews

    4.0

    Dined on February 16, 2025

    1. Overall 4
    2. Food 4
    3. Service 3
    4. Ambience 2
    The children loved it. Food was very good. The decorations were great. Would recommend.

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  7. Aksel

    London2 reviews

    3.0

    Dined on February 15, 2025

    1. Overall 3
    2. Food 3
    3. Service 5
    4. Ambience 3
    Overpriced in comparison to what you would be served at other places. Ritz is slightly more expensive but you get served 3 times the amount of food. This place is £45/p and ritz is £70. Definitely not value for money.

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  8. Samantha

    London2 reviews

    5.0

    Dined on January 11, 2025

    1. Overall 5
    2. Food 5
    3. Service 4
    4. Ambience 4
    Lovely venue, great food. Staff a little invisible. No one to greet us on arrival, and no one present when looking to pay the bill, but when there, very friendly, helpful and laid back.

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  9. Jennie

    Kent7 reviews

    5.0

    Dined on January 11, 2025

    1. Overall 5
    2. Food 4
    3. Service 4
    4. Ambience 4
    Absolutely fantastic experience for 2 Twits loving kids - and their mums. The artwork and attention to detail was fantastic and the tea room set up was so pretty. Food was fun and delicious - The Twits would have been proud. Service was great and the staff were so lovely and accommodating with nothing being too much trouble. Thoroughly recommend.

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  10. kristy

    London2 reviews

    4.0

    Dined on December 27, 2024

    1. Overall 4
    2. Food 5
    3. Service 4
    4. Ambience 3
    We had a lovely time at the Twits. The food was great, it is a bit pricey but good for a special occasion. It was very quiet when we were there.

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The Twits Afternoon Tea is rated 3.6 stars by 25 OpenTable diners.

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Google Map for The Twits Afternoon Tea

London Marriot Hotel County Hall, Westminster Bridge Road, London, Greater London SE1 7PB

Additional information

  • Cross street
    Access through the Hotel Main Entrance, located on Westminster Bridge Rd
  • Neighborhood
    Lambeth
  • Hours of operation
    Daily 12:00 pm–5:00 pm
  • Price
    £41 and over
  • Cuisines
    Afternoon Tea, British, Contemporary British
  • Dining style
    Casual Elegant
  • Dress code
    Casual Dress
  • Parking details
    None
  • Public transit
    Waterloo Station 5 minute walkWestminster Station 7 minute walk
  • Payment options
    Mastercard, Visa
  • Executive chef
    Jamie Welch
  • Additional
    Beer, Cocktails, Entertainment, Full Bar, High Tea, Non-Smoking, Wheelchair Access, Wine
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