Upper Kirby Bistro

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   ColinA

   Houston

   6 reviews

   2.0

   6 reviews

   Dined 4 days ago

   overall2food1service5ambience3

   Let me start by saying my waitress was wonderful! She was attentive and bubbly and I enjoyed her service. The place was advertised as business casual and the attire worn by some patrons was nowhere near those lines. My guests stated the food was bland. I ordered the stuffed blueberry waffle and it was deep fried dough that did not have much stuffed in it at all. I expected some cream to pour from this and it was fried into it as well. It was not a waffle at all. I was very disappointed and so were my guests. Waitstaff was awesome though. Unfortunately we won’t return.
   

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   OpenTable Diner

   1 review

   4.0

   1 review

   Dined 4 days ago

   overall4food4service5ambience5

   Food was okay. Mimosas tasted like strawberry beer
   

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   AntonioT

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined 5 days ago

   overall5food4service5ambience5

   Great place of celebration. Nice friendly staff, and quick service.
   

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   JC2010

   Houston

   14 reviews

   vip
   5.0

   14 reviews

   Dined on May 21, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Took some people that have never been there. They loved the food and the vibe!!
   

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   MichelleC

   1 review

   4.0

   1 review

   Dined on May 14, 2023

   overall4food4service5ambience5

   Awesome time at 5 Central! Always a pleasant experience there. I brought my entire family for Mother’s Day. We all had a great time. They were very accommodating food was delicious and it was a vibe!
   

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   BreT

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on May 14, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Upper Kirby was absolutely amazing for Mother's Day. My mom and mother in love enjoyed themselves. The service was quick and food was very delicious.
   

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   OpenTable Diner

   Houston

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on May 13, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Food/drinks 10/10.! And Anjelika was absolutely amazing.! She made our experience here great.!
   

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   HookEm92

   Houston

   12 reviews

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   4.0

   12 reviews

   Dined on May 13, 2023

   overall4food4service4ambience4

   The food and service was good. The atmosphere was ok. The parking was sparse on the street so we had to do the valet. Note that it is part of Five Central. So wasn’t sure at first that it was the right place due to the signage. Would return and try out their dinner (we went for Brunch) and also try their wine bar called Elie.
   

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   OpenTable Diner

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on May 6, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Really great food and drink options that are reasonably priced. The service was also good.
   

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    yvettem

    Houston

    12 reviews

    1.0

    12 reviews

    Dined on April 30, 2023

    overall1food3service3ambience3

    Well to begin food was somewhat to spicy, oxtail good but not meaty then to top of valet did not return my keys drove all the way to Baytown to be stranded not able to start car Had to drive back and still they give me hard time bout my key
    

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    ConneishaC

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on April 29, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Brunch was wonderful food great, waitresses great but bartender in red room vibes was not good at all
    

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    Tyrone

    Houston

    3 reviews

    5.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on April 22, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience3

    The food was nothing short of phenomenal!! The service was great and made sure that we had everything we needed in a timely manner. It was a little noisy from the club upstairs, but it was bearable. The restaurant is definitely worth coming back.
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    1.0

    1 review

    Dined on April 16, 2023

    overall1food1service1ambience1

    Pt. 1 - By far one of the worst dining experiences I've had in a long time. This was my second time visiting this establishment and like the first I was very disappointed. From the food to the dogs being paraded throughout the dining room this place needs a complete overhaul!!! From the moment we walked in I had a feeling we were about to be in for an interesting evening. The only thing we got timely and without incident were ironically the free items which were the waters and oxtail empenadas. We asked for the jalapeno queso (item on the printed menu) and were told that it was an old menu item and to get the nachos. So we took the suggestion and order the nachos which happened to be made table side. The gentleman came so close to the table preparing these nachos that my cousins hair almost caught fire (no lie). The nachos weren't bad but they were nothing the brag about. We also orders calamari and aside from the flavor of the batter being tasty this was one of the worst appetizers I've ever eaten in my life. The actual calamari was about the size and texture of my hair tie in my head (no exaggeration) and on top of that there was a random shrimp mixed in. No bug deal right?? EXCEPT this piece of shrimp couldn't even be cut with a knife and fork. So like any patron would do, we flagged down a waitress (not ours) and asked to speak with a manager then it just so happens that our waitress whom we hadn't seen for at least 20 minutes comes to the table to ask "what's wrong". We tell her the issue and she takes the plate of seriously overcooked calamari back to the kitchen only to return a few moments later with the same plate and says, we can't take this back because you've eaten most of it. No mind you, there are 5 of us dining and we we all took a piece and left the rubber band, hair tie textured pieces on a plate in the middle of the table. At that point we asked to speak with a manager cause she clearly wasn't interested in understanding where we were coming from.
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    Houston

    4 reviews

    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on April 14, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    We went for black restaurant week. We really had a good time and the food was pretty delicious. Especially enjoyed the Thai shrimp and the Brussels sprouts were awesome. Some of the menu items were pricey. It wasn’t crowded so we sat immediately and the service was good. It was R&B night at the club next door so we stayed afterwards and dance a little while. The bartender fixed a helluva Manhattan. Only problem was the restroom needed cleaning. Would definitely return!
    

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    TuttiFruitti

    New York Area

    1 review

    1.0

    1 review

    Dined on April 9, 2023

    overall1food1service1ambience1

    Horrible parking! There's street parking and $20 for valet. The food was beyond gross, mustard greens were served instead of collards as listed on the menu, and this information was not given upon ordering. The chicken seemed to have been pre-cooked and dropped back into the grease when ordered, and that $10 frozen waffle was laughable. The place was loud, urban, and not the type of establishment(s) I prefer to frequent. [And] to add insult to injury, as we were leaving, the COH parking division were out ticketing cars parked on the street. Mind you this place is nestled in a residential area. This was my first and last visit.
    

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    CharlesM

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on April 2, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    the restaurant was so accommodating. they immediately helped us find a table that was satisfying to the entire party. The party ordered different items and everyone shared because the restaurant served enough for us. The waitress was very attentive and friendly
    

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    JC2010

    Houston

    14 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    14 reviews

    Dined on April 2, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Food was excellent!! I love this restaurant! Service was excellent!!
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    Houston

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on April 2, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    The food and service were both phenomenal, I cannot wait to go back!
    

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    KaTinaP

    Nashville

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on April 1, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Really enjoyed my experience and will definitely be returning. They never disappoint.
    

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    SCamp

    Las Vegas

    16 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    16 reviews

    Dined on April 1, 2023

    overall5food5service4ambience4

    Timing of meals was slightly off. Food quality was very good. Server was very pleasant. Would not hesitate to book a table here.
    

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    Pineapple

    St. Louis

    5 reviews

    5.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on March 25, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Houston has not disappointed at all. My service was excellent. Nice bottle of champagne or two lol. I appreciate the owner giving me a tour s/o to Lulu. I enjoy seeing the cigar lounge and the social club. Trust me when I say that I will be back!
    

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    crystal

    Houston

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on March 25, 2023

    overall3food2service1ambience4

    Customer service is everything. I would have been ok if the waitress didn't have an attitude for no reason. I came for my birthday brunch and was that just killed the whole experience.
    

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    EricaB

    Houston

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on March 19, 2023

    overall3food4service2ambience4

    Drinks were slow..atmosphere was cool. Portion size was good but still felt overpriced.
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    Houston

    17 reviews

    vip
    3.0

    17 reviews

    Dined on March 18, 2023

    overall3food3service3ambience3

    Unfortunately, we will not be back due to a $20 charge for valet.
    

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    Yvonne

    Houston

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on March 4, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    This was my first time dinning here and it definitely won't be my last. Everything was wonderful.
    

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    Vette

    Houston

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on February 26, 2023

    overall3food4service5ambience4

    I have only 2 issues with my visit otherwise it was great fun. 1. You should tell people upon making a reservation they only have an hour & half to eat. We had to relocate so the restaurant could seat a new group at our table. We found out 45mins before the cutoff time. Not cool 2. My sister ordered the soul food plate to go, when she got home none of her sides were in the container/bag. Totally unacceptable The staff was professional, friendly & patient.
    

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    TiffanyC

    Houston

    5 reviews

    4.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on February 20, 2023

    overall4food4service4ambience3

    The food & drinks from the bar were very good—except the queso…that was pretty terrible. The atmosphere inside the restaurant was nice as they were playing r&b. However, the restaurant is connected to other venues & the rap/hip-hop music from the club/lounge next door were very loud and distracting. $20 to valet park
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    Houston

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on February 19, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Great!!!!!! Ambience Food was Amazing!!!! Service!!! was great!!! Me and my wife had a great!! experience on our date night. Would definitely recommend this place to anyone looking for great!!! food!! in a chilled environment.
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    San Francisco

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on February 14, 2023

    overall5food4service4ambience5

    We had a Great Valentine’s Day Dinner!
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    Houston

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on February 14, 2023

    overall5food5service4ambience5

    The experience was very nice. We enjoyed our meal. We went for a lunch date on a Tuesday. There were quite a few parties already seated so it took a while for the waitress to get to our table. But she was apologetic about the wait and was awesome from that point on. We will definitely be dining there again.
    

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    LatoniaJ

    Jacksonville

    6 reviews

    5.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on February 12, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Brunch was amazing. The food was tasty as usual. I was surprised to see some individuals dressed in athletic and sports attire. The food service was prompt and the waitress was polite and efficient.
    

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    AlexandraJ

    Houston

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on February 11, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    We love it here! The food is delicious and it’s just always a really good time. We had our Galentines Brunch and we just had a great experience as always.
    

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    MacB

    New England

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on February 9, 2023

    overall4food5service3ambience4

    Upper Kirby Bisto is an excellent establishment overall. While dining, we enjoyed great appetizers and incredible entrees. There was a very small crowd during lunch time so the service was prompt. Our food came out quickly and our waiter was very attentive. You may find parking to be a challenge but any difficulty will be worth it once you eat.
    

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    Ehreekuh

    Houston

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on February 5, 2023

    overall5food5service4ambience5

    The food is absolutely outstanding. Mimosas aren’t juiced down. Great brunch spot.
    

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    GwendolynG

    Memphis/West TN

    3 reviews

    2.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on February 5, 2023

    overall2food2service2ambience1

    Calamari and salmon were overcooked, waitstaff was nonexistent, lights too bright, too much through traffic.
    

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    Lazarus

    New York Area

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 22, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Being my first time ever going here, I was truly impressed with everything. The ambiance was magnificent, the staff incredible, and the food was absolutely amazing! I will be going back!
    

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    PamelaH

    Atlanta Metro

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on January 19, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    We were there on a Wednesday night, so it was slow, but the food and the service were both great! The drinks were good as well, great wine options and creative cocktails
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    Houston

    3 reviews

    5.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on January 15, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience3

    The food was excellent. They give you an abundance of food which is tasty especially dishes with grits. The drinks are good too! Drinks are NOT watered down like so many other restaurants. I can’t wait to go back again. Parking availability is the only thing that is really needed.
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    4 reviews

    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on January 15, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Birthday dinner was delicious!
    

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    OpenTable Diner

    Houston

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 14, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Birthday celebration for my cousin’s 60th birthday. It was quite an experience for her!!! She really enjoyed herself!!! We spoke with the owner and he was so personable and accommodating.
    

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