Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

Name: Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio
Address: 223 Lasoya St, San Antonio, TX, United States, 78205-2502
Telephone: (210) 224-0026
Price range: $30 and under
Rating: 3.8

3.8 (254)

$30 and under

American

223 Lasoya St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502

About this restaurant

Good for groups
Good for special occasions
Hot spot

This is the joint your mama warned you about. Dick’s serves up buckets of barbecued ribs, chicken, catfish, shrimp and crab legs. Platters include steaks, crabby cakes, salmon, chicken and even salads for the wimpy eater. Lunch includes sandwiches, salads and buckets of good food. The wait staff is irreverent by design, and the decor is local garage-sale stuff. Seventy-four kinds of beer. Live music, no cover, no dress code and definitely no class. Billed as "The Rowdy of the River..
Fronted by an exceptional view of the water, there's patio seating year 'round. Come see why Dick's has been River Walk legend since the craziness began in 1987!

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Dining style
Casual Dining
Price
$30 and under
Cuisines
American, Southern, Barbecue
Hours of operation
Lunch: Daily: 11:00am - 4:00pm Dinner: Sunday - Thursday: 4:00pm - 1:00am, Friday - Saturday: 4:00pm - 2:00am
Phone number
(210) 224-0026
Website
https://dickslastresort.com/locations/san-antonio/
Payment options
AMEX, Discover, Mastercard, Visa
Dress code
Casual Dress
Executive chef
James Campos
Catering
We can cater your event with a variety of options! Contact us at 866-DLR-EVENTS
Private party facilities
We welcome you to explore our Private Dining options, perfect for any occasion.

Location
223 Lasoya St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
Neighborhood
Downtown
Cross street
Navarro
Parking details
We are not associated with, nor compensate for parking.
Entertainment
Live Music with NO COVER! Check out our webpage for more information.
Additional
Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Late Night, Non-Smoking, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Takeout, Wheelchair Access, Wine

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Dick's Sampla Platta
Chickin tenders, fry'd pickle chips, buffalo wings, cheez sticks.
- Serves 4-6$19.99
Wicked Gator$9.99
Dat der be deep fry'd alligator bites with jalapeno slices.
Cheez Sticks$8.49
Ooey, gooey, fry'd goodness.
Motha Cluckin' Good Chicky Wings Bucket$13.99
Slathered in buffalo or BBQ sauce.
Motha Cluckin' Good Chicky Wings Basket$8.99
Slathered in buffalo or BBQ sauce.
Crabby Balls$8.99
10 big balls of real crab meat fry'd goldy brown.
Don't Be "Shell-Fish" Dip$10.99
Yummy gooey cheese with pieces of crab & shrimp and a kick of old bay. Served warm w/ tortilla chips.
Drunken Shrimp Cocktail
Tender ez peel-n'-eat shrimpies, simmered in beer & seasonings, served chilled.
- 1/2lb$10.49
Macho Nachos$10.99
A ginormous heap of crispy chips loaded w/ tequila queso, chili, jalapenos, sour cream & much mo!
Fry'd Pickle Chips$6.99
Like you wish yer mama made em.
Chikin Tenders$9.49
Boneless, fry'd yer way, regular, buffalo, golden, or BBQ.
BBQ Nachos$12.99
Chips, nacho cheez, pulled pork, BBQ sauce and sour cream.
Redneck Fondue$9.99
Tots and tots and tots. Ya got nacho cheez, crispy bacon, and sour cream fer dippin.

For Yer Lunch

Dick's Big Pig$9.99
Ulled pork topped with carolina BBQ sauce and slaw.
Buffalo Ranch Chicky Sammich$10.49
Fry'd chicky breast with buffalo sauce & topped with ranch dressing.
Big Clucking Sammich$10.49
Build yer own chicky sammich.
Bacon Cheddar Burger$10.99
Ya see there's bacon, then there's cheddar.
Dick's Cheezy Burger$9.99
All the fixins plus yer choice of american, swiss, cheddar or pepper jack.
Philly Cheez Steak$10.99
Classic with caramelized onions, green peppers & philly cheez sauce.
Wrap it up$10.99
A tomato-basil tortilla stuffed with grilled chicky, black beans, rice, pico & pepper jack.
Firecracker Salmon$17.99
Asian-style marinated salmon drizzled w/ wasabi cream sauce, served w/ rice & veggies.
Goldy Fry'd Katfish$10.99
Fry'd goldy brown!
Chicky Fry'd Chicky$11.49
Fry'd perfection!
Chikin Tenders$10.49
Boneless & fry'd yer way - regular, buffalo, golden, or BBQ. Served with fry's.
Crabby Cakes$10.99
Full-o-crab beauties!
The Dolly$10.99
Voluptuous grilled chicky breasts.
Fish N' Chips$10.99
It's goldy fry'd fish with frys.
Ribs N' Wings$13.99
Ribs & buffalo chicky wings.
Bubba Dick's BBQ Pork Ribs
Dick's famous ribs.
- 1/2$14.99
- Full Rack$19.99
Steak & Shrimps$15.99
5 oz. Usda choice sirloin & jumbo fry'd shrimpies.
Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad$10.99
Figure it out, genius!
Katfish Po' Boy$10.49
Down home, deep fry'd katfish on a hoagie with all the fixins, served with frys.
Oink & Moo$11.99
Topped w/slow roasted pulled pork, cole slaw, pepper jack cheez, & golden sauce.
The Kamikaze$11.99
Topped w/fry'd jalapenos, buffalo sauce, & cream cheez.
Cheey Bacon Mac$11.99
Topped w/mac 'n cheez, cheez sauce, tortilla strips, & bacon crumbles.
Southwest Salad (Chicken)$11.99
Iceberg & romaine tossed w/corn, black beans, pico, green onion, cheez, & tortilla strips. Topped w/blackened chicky breast & chipotle ranch.
Shrimp-A-Palooza$9.99
4 fry'd shrimpies, 4 peel-n-eat shrimpies, 4 grilled shrimpies. Served with rice & veggies.

For Yer Dinna

Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad$13.49
Grilled chicky caesar salad.
Goldy Fry'd Katfish$15.99
Fry'd goldy brown!
Chicky Fry'd Chicky$16.99
Fry'd perfection!
Crab Legs$24.99
Sweet n' juicy clusters dusted in old bay. Served w/ garlic butta & frys.
Crabby Cakes$16.99
Full-o-crab beauties!
The Dolly$15.99
Voluptuous grilled chicky breasts.
Firecracker Salmon$18.99
Asian-style marinated salmon drizzled w/ wasabi cream sauce, served w/ rice & veggies.
Fish 'N Chips$16.49
It's goldy fry'd fish with frys.
Bubba Dick's BBQ Pork Ribs
Dick's famous ribs.
- 1/2 Rack$15.99
- Full Rack$20.99
Ribs N' Wings$17.99
Ribs & buffalo chicky wings.
Shrimp-A-Palooza$16.99
4 fry'd shrimpies, 4 peel-n-eat & 4 grilled shrimpies. Served with rice & veggies.
Steak & Shrimps$18.99
5 oz. Usda choice sirloin & jumbo fry'd shrimpies.
BBQ Combo$18.99
Pulled pork, quarter chicky, pork ribs, served with cole slaw and frys.
Ride'm Cowboy Rib Eye
12 oz. Usda choice.
- 12oz$19.99
Fry'd Shrimpies$16.99

For Yer Sweet Tooth

Not-Yer-Mamma's Cheesecake$6.99
Rich & creamy.
Extreme Brownie Meltdown$7.49
Fudge brownie w/ walnuts topped w/ a whole hershey's bar, hershey's syrup, heath bar crunch, & ice cream. 'Nuff said.
Chocko Chunk Cookie Sundae$5.99
A big ole fresh baked chocolate chunk cookie, vanilla ice cream, whip cream and chocolate syrup.

For Yer Rugrats

Chicky Bites$5.99
Served with tater tots.
Mac N' Cheez$3.99
Oh so cheezy!
Corn Doggie$4.99
Served with dick's famous frys.
Porky Pig Ribs$5.99
Served with dick's famous frys.
Big Fry'd Shrimpies$5.99
Served with dick's famous frys.

For Yer Thirst

The Infamous Killa 'Rita
Technically, they plead down to manslaughter, but that didn't sound as cool. Milagro silver tequila, bols blue curacao and lime juice served on the rocks.
Mango Peach Rita
So a mango walks into a bar. El jimador reposado tequila, triple sec, mango-peach puree and sour mix served on the rocks.
The Strawberry Sanchez
El jimador reposado tequila, triple sec, strawberry puree and sour mix served on the rocks.
El Mucho Pesos Margarita
Our top shelf rita with don julio blanco tequila, grand marnier orange liqueur, fresh squeezed limes and sour mix served on the rocks.
Dos XX Rita
Our classic frozen margarita made with jose cuervo tequila, bols triple sec, and sour mix topped off with a 12oz dos xx lager served in our souvenir mucho margarita glass.
BJ Shot
Hands behind your back, don't use your teeth. Coffee liquor, bailey's and topped with whipped cream.
Raspberry Kamikazi
A refreshing shot made with stoli raspberry, lime juice, and raspberry liqueur. Shaken to the point of no return!
Trash Can Punch
Cruzan rum 151, grain alcohol and fruit punch. It'll get you trashed!
Raspberry Crush
Stoli razberi vodka, bols raspberry liqueur, pineapple juice and fresh squeezed lemons.
Dick's Squeeze My Lemonade
Stoli citros vodka with fresh squeezed lemons, limes and oranges. Pucker up!
Ka'mana Wana Lei-A
Cruzan banana rum, peach schnapps, blue curacao and tropical fruit juices on the rocks!
Fruity Bastard
Cruzan coconut rum, bols banana liqueur and strawberry puree all magically put together in one curious cocktail.
Soco Helluva Hurricane
The big easy fav-o-rite! Made with southern comfort.
Frozen Margarita
Sauza gold tequila, triple sec and lime juice mix…. But you knew that already.
"Blow Your Wada" Pina Colada
Bursting with cruzan rum, coconut and tropical fruit juices.
Mango Peach Freeze
Yummy mango peach puree with cruzan rum and myers dark rum.
Strawberry Daiquiri
A blend of cruzan rum and strawberries. Not even we could screw this up.

What 254 people are saying

Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio reviews from people who’ve dined at this restaurant. Based on recent rating.

Overall ratings and reviews

3.8

3.8 based on all time ratings

3.3Food
3.9Service
3.8Ambience
3.0Value

Noise • Energetic

254 Reviews

OT
OpenTable Diner
San Antonio1 review
3.0
Dined on August 27, 2019
1. Overall 3
2. Food 3
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 1
It was okay
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MikeD
San Antonio1 review
3.0
Dined on August 24, 2019
1. Overall 3
2. Food 3
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 3
I’ve heard about Dicks for years so finally checked it out. It was fun but I don’t feel like it lived up to the hype. Food and drinks are really overpriced. Lower your prices and be a little more rude and Dicks will live up to the hype. I saw one table get up and leave because they thought the waitress was too rude. If you’re gonna go there, toughen up or stay home!
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OpenTable Diner
San Antonio1 review
2.0
Dined on August 20, 2019
1. Overall 2
2. Food 1
3. Service 4
4. Ambience 2
The place was empty upstairs, we, my wife and I, asked to go down stairs, they would not let us downstairs. Hostess told us we must sit at one of two long tables in the middle of the building up next to a brick wall. We ask to be seated next to one of the windows, again we were told that was not possible. We sat as instructed, I ordered a drink and we started looking around. My drink came and was pretty watered down. We decided not to eat there, it seemed kind of dirty, there were crumpled napkins on the floor in the isle. We were not even allowed to leave through the downstairs door. We circled around and went down to the Riverwalk as we passed Dicks I noticed a few tables with a view available there. We ate at The Lone Star Cafe next door. A good meal with a view.
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OpenTable Diner
Washington, D.C. Area1 review
1.0
Dined on August 15, 2019
1. Overall 1
2. Food 1
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 3
Birthday event
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CamilleM
San Antonio1 review
5.0
Dined on August 4, 2019
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
If you want entertainment and dont mind some sarcasm go here and food is great!!
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TabithaP
Denver / Colorado1 review
1.0
Dined on August 4, 2019
1. Overall 1
2. Food 2
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 5
I got overcharged and did not catch it until we left. Will call the restaurant when I return home.
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BenS
Austin8 reviews
5.0
Dined on August 3, 2019
1. Overall 5
2. Food 2
3. Service 2
4. Ambience 3
It's Dick's. What da F you expect? IT'S DICKS.
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MichaelB
Chicago / Illinois1 review
4.0
Dined on August 2, 2019
1. Overall 4
2. Food 3
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 4
My son graduated from Lackland AFB and wanted a different type of restaurant. The theme/attitude was great, view by the riverwalk was awesome, good was average and similar prices compared to other places we hit this past week. Overall it was a fun time and unique and my airman enjoyed it.
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HeatherC
San Antonio1 review
5.0
Dined on July 27, 2019
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
We had a great time. The food was fresh and tasted fantastic. Highly recommend, just make sure you're not easily offended.
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BrittaniM
Dallas - Fort Worth1 review
1.0
Dined on July 21, 2019
1. Overall 1
2. Food 1
3. Service 1
4. Ambience 1
I was under the impression it was sex jokes and light picking on you. NOT calling you f**king idiots or threatening to spit in your food
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Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio offers takeout which you can order by calling the restaurant at (210) 224-0026.

Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio is rated 3.8 stars by 254 OpenTable diners.

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Google Map for Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

223 Lasoya St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502

Additional information

Cross street
Navarro
Neighborhood
Downtown
Hours of operation
Lunch: Daily: 11:00am - 4:00pm Dinner: Sunday - Thursday: 4:00pm - 1:00am, Friday - Saturday: 4:00pm - 2:00am
Price
$30 and under
Cuisines
American, Southern, Barbecue
Dining style
Casual Dining
Dress code
Casual Dress
Parking details
We are not associated with, nor compensate for parking.
Payment options
AMEX, Discover, Mastercard, Visa
Executive chef
James Campos
Entertainment
Live Music with NO COVER! Check out our webpage for more information.
Additional
Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Late Night, Non-Smoking, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Takeout, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Website
https://dickslastresort.com/locations/san-antonio/
Phone number
(210) 224-0026
Catering
We can cater your event with a variety of options! Contact us at 866-DLR-EVENTS
Private party facilities
We welcome you to explore our Private Dining options, perfect for any occasion.

Featured in

The Best Wings in San Antonio

Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

About this restaurant

Not available on OpenTable

There’s more to explore

Additional information

The Best Wings in San Antonio

For Yer Fingers

Dick's Sampla Platta

Wicked Gator$9.99

Cheez Sticks$8.49

Motha Cluckin' Good Chicky Wings Bucket$13.99

Motha Cluckin' Good Chicky Wings Basket$8.99

Crabby Balls$8.99

Don't Be "Shell-Fish" Dip$10.99

Drunken Shrimp Cocktail

Macho Nachos$10.99

Fry'd Pickle Chips$6.99

Chikin Tenders$9.49

BBQ Nachos$12.99

Redneck Fondue$9.99

For Yer Lunch

Dick's Big Pig$9.99

Buffalo Ranch Chicky Sammich$10.49

Big Clucking Sammich$10.49

Bacon Cheddar Burger$10.99

Dick's Cheezy Burger$9.99

Philly Cheez Steak$10.99

Wrap it up$10.99

Firecracker Salmon$17.99

Goldy Fry'd Katfish$10.99

Chicky Fry'd Chicky$11.49

Chikin Tenders$10.49

Crabby Cakes$10.99

The Dolly$10.99

Fish N' Chips$10.99

Ribs N' Wings$13.99

Bubba Dick's BBQ Pork Ribs

Steak & Shrimps$15.99

Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad$10.99

Katfish Po' Boy$10.49

Oink & Moo$11.99

The Kamikaze$11.99

Cheey Bacon Mac$11.99

Southwest Salad (Chicken)$11.99

Shrimp-A-Palooza$9.99

For Yer Dinna

Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad$13.49

Goldy Fry'd Katfish$15.99

Chicky Fry'd Chicky$16.99

Crab Legs$24.99

Crabby Cakes$16.99

The Dolly$15.99

Firecracker Salmon$18.99

Fish 'N Chips$16.49

Bubba Dick's BBQ Pork Ribs

Ribs N' Wings$17.99

Shrimp-A-Palooza$16.99

Steak & Shrimps$18.99

BBQ Combo$18.99

Ride'm Cowboy Rib Eye

Fry'd Shrimpies$16.99

For Yer Sweet Tooth

Not-Yer-Mamma's Cheesecake$6.99

Extreme Brownie Meltdown$7.49

Chocko Chunk Cookie Sundae$5.99

For Yer Rugrats

Chicky Bites$5.99

Mac N' Cheez$3.99

Corn Doggie$4.99

Porky Pig Ribs$5.99

Big Fry'd Shrimpies$5.99

For Yer Thirst

The Infamous Killa 'Rita

Mango Peach Rita

The Strawberry Sanchez

El Mucho Pesos Margarita

Dos XX Rita

BJ Shot

Raspberry Kamikazi

Trash Can Punch