The Porch Kitchen and Bar
Food was very good, a place to go back to.
We waited an hour for any food. There was an one loud drunk at the bar who would not leave. We were very hungry and left as soon as we could. We think they had kitchen staff problems.
Full disclosure, it was Christmas Day so credit and thanks to those who prepared the food but it was not worth $36 a plate even on Christmas. Roast beef and ham was good but veggies were just fair. Carrots might as well have been raw. Al dante to the max. Mashed potatoes had more garlic in them than potatoes. Mac and cheese was not good. Anyway, it filled out bellies but can’t recommend this location for anything more than bar food.
Slow, slow, slow, first not waitry rude
Not enough staff!!!!
Friendly staff and fun atmosphere. I will definitely be stopping by on my next trip through.
Interesting food choices. Good quality and very convenient for hotel guests.
The service was subpar. The young man waiting on us was not friendly. We sat for a good 5 minutes before he took our drink order. The calamari flavor was good but very over cooked and chewy. The burger was good. The wedge salad was very good.
For me the customer service and the humidity (open to the pool) overshadowed to food.
This place is not open table worthy. The first clue was the rude hotel parking guard telling us we could not park by the restaurant despite have a 9 person reservation, since we were not hotel guests. Table is at a poolside bar restaurant. Appetizers were good. Then the hour wait for food. Asked waitress and was told there was a six top ahead of us and then our food was next. Place was practically empty. Manager summoned and said she would check. Food then came out but manager never returned. Most of the 9 meals were ice cold like they had been sitting for a while. Summoned manager again and she just wanted to recook everything. This now 90 minutes later. She asked what she could do. We asked her what she normally would do. They did take a few items off bill. Remember the parking? Now a long walk across a dark lot then crossing a busy four lane highway to our off property parking NOT what we expect from open table.
Came for breakfast on the beach, was sorta on beach saw the ocean thru the pretty pool area, food uneatable dry over cooked no taste. $40 for nothing
Service was slow but thought that the restaurant was understaffed + it seemed the management was not helping in any way just merely standing around. Also thought the drinks and bartender was not efficient at making the drinks. However the food and drinks were delicious + the view and atmosphere were perfect. Enjoyed the relaxation but just wished the staff was more attentive.
The food was excellent and we received large portions for the value. Money well spent, but the only down side was that our alcoholic beverages tasted watered down. I loved the life size games, such as connect 4, jinga, and checkers. My friends and I enjoyed it a lot.
One of the worst dining experiences we’ve had on the island. Flies were everywhere, so much so that we had to cover our drinks with small plates. The quality of the food was awful, the servers were over seated & the atmosphere was not enjoyable as a result. To make it worse, the prices were quite high - dinner for two was $75. You can have a fine dining experience for the price. Don’t waste it here.
It’s an open to the beach setting, so it was pretty hot and humid. We saw some critters running through Regardless, the food was terrific. I had the Low Country Shrimp & Grits. And some of their Brisket. Great tasting.
We went for breakfast and dined outside. From other reviews I have read, the morning experience was quite different. It was quiet an no one was swimming in the pool at 8 am. Not busy at all. The weather was perfect, ocean view was amazing, and we were able to take a walk on the beach by exiting the restaurant right onto the beach. I can't say enough about the atmosphere! The food was just ok..nothing to brag about. The service was also just ok. Waitress was nice, but I didn't see her but once after we were seated. I had to ask for refills when I saw her passing by the table..it was not busy at this time either.
Awesome Space :) the food was outstanding!! new flavors :) It was a great time for the entire family!
Family get together
Food was very good. But, it is basically a restaurant on a hotel pool deck. Screaming kids and half-naked people covered in tattoos were 5 feet from our table. Not very appetizing...
Cute spot, good food, rudest server we’ve ever had
We booked this reservation for Father’s Day late brunch/lunch. The website and nothing else specified that they would not serve actually serve us any food except for small appetizers. The website or something needs to be specified that they do not serve meals until 12 or so. Poor on their part.
Food was fine although mine was missing avocado. Service was slow. Great location.
Poor quality food. Poor service. We were a party of 11 - the food came out at 3 different times, not one right after the other, but some folks were well into their meal when others were just being served. And the last to be served was the six year old, who order mac and cheese which wasn’t special order, just spooned out of warmed pan.
Would NEVER go back.
The manager that was seating tables was the most rude individual I’ve ever encountered in dining. He embarrassed my husband and myself in front of the entire restaurant and we will not be back because of this. We also will be contacting the hotel directly with our complaint.
We loved the resort but we will not be returning to The Porch if we stay again.
The food was terrific with great taste and everything came out perfectly. Noise level is decent even with the pool being close by. Would recommend for anyone looking for a quick lunch or dinner with good food.
Went there for a casual dinner on vacation. Most of the food was quite good & BBQ seasoning was good.
Service friendly but very slow. We sat outside and we were attacked by bugs. The food was awful. Recommend for drinks only.
I would not recommend this place..horrible customer service..We arrived on time for our reservation only to be told that the band from the adjoining tiki bar was moved to inside because it was raining...sooo..if we wanted to eat there we would have to sit at a high top smack dab in front of the band. .not only that ...we would have to share our table with drinking patrons while we ATE!!...what???..when i reiterated that we had a reservation ..he said "we paid these guys alot of money and didn't really have alot of dinner reservations"...so RUDE!!! So at 7:30 at night we had to go out search for another restaurant to eat at on a holiday weekend in the pouring rain.
We were told to seat ourselves, so we went to the patio. No server ever came to the table. We moved to the bar... and after 5 minutes of sitting there, had to request menus. The fried food had a short window of good flavor- it was quickly saturated in grease and became soggy and tasteless. Really regret having spent my Mother's Day here.
This place was great!!! The waitress actually made the stay wonderful!! One of the best waitresses we have had in years!
She made my husband, my daughter and my stay wonderful!!!
The food was great both for dinner and esp the front toast for breakfast ♥️
Extremely disappointed! Cheap margarita served in a plastic cup! We’re not at the pool! Both of our burgers were completely wrong. We were comped some cornbread and jelly while they were “re-made”. They came back out and my wife’s still wasn’t correct, but we were tired and hungry. Fries were cold - they didn’t even have the courtesy to throw out the $1 worth of fries and make a fresh batch. Waitstaff was somewhat attentive at times but more interested in chatting amongst themselves. We were then charged full price for our sub-par meal. We had planned to take a picture for our house celebration with the pool and beach in the background, but definitely did not want any memories of this meal. We left as soon as we could flag someone down to run my credit card.
We arrived on time for our reservation. No one at hostess stand. 3 different servers asked “how many” and said “just a minute”. Too loud to even talk without shouting. After 20 minutes of being essentially ignored, we left. VERY POOR in all aspects
We made a reservation and the restaurant was unable to seat us. There was no hostess on duty, nor was there a food runner or someone to bus tables. The restaurant was extremely understaffed which resulted in us waiting two hours for our food.
It was among the few restaurants available taking reservations for lunch on Easter Sunday. Maybe it’s a bad sign when you take what is left at short notice. I will say the service was great, but we had a few disappointments which I will list here. The reservation was made days before. We kindly received a call the evening before from someone telling us that they would not be serving a special Easter brunch, just the regular menu. We appreciated that since some people had assumed this would be the case. We were fine with just lunch.
1- Our first concern was that we were not allowed to park on the premises but had to park in the Coligny Plaza lot across the street. Not a huge deal, but if you are a restaurant who takes reservations, perhaps there should be some allowance for guests.
Hostess and server were very happy to accommodate seating requests of outdoor or in. Our server was delightful and positive the whole meal.
2- We were unhappy 2 of the meals. I had fish tacos. The small amount of grouper was overly seasoned to the point all I tasted was salt and the seasoning. The corn tortillas were not heated properly prior to serving I believe because they fell apart after first bite (corn tortillas should be warmed in pan first before filling and they change consistency).
3- The second meal we took huge issue with was my son’s popcorn shrimp (on Kids menu). I asked him how he liked it and he said he wished the shrimp were bigger and that there was less breading. He offered us some, and upon biting into several, we realized there was NO shrimp inside any of these bites. They might as well have been hush puppies. We then tore open each of the remaining and the same...we mentioned this to our server and she comped the meal. Thankful for that, but it’s false advertising. We asked to speak to the chef if he wasn’t aware of the problem, but it was discouraged.
Not worth a spot on Open Table in my opinion.
Restaurant was just fair. The lobster roll was bland and needed more flavor. I asked for salt and pepper, but it was never brought to our table. We ordered a hamburger to be cooked medium...it came out raw. By the time we realized this no server ever came back to our table until it was time to pay the bill.
We enjoyed dinner here. The service was friendly and the environment was very relaxing.
They had a live band on Sunday. It was so loud I couldn't carry on a conversation. Service was good.
Food was good but they forgot our appetizer. Drinks were well priced and they kept them full.
We enjoyed dining here. We had to wait a bit to long to be seated considering we had reservations but it was Christmas night. Server was exceptional and made solid suggestions and our food was delicious. Serving and seating six isn’t easy and we had a booster seat and Porch did okay. It’s a neat place with a big fire on the beach and plenty of outdoor seating. We were inside as it was chilly. I’d go back!
We dined at the Porch for dinner. The restaurant was short staffed, but overall timing was pretty good. The staff that was there worked their butts off to make sure patrons were being served, and were quite apologetic. The brisket was spectacular, sides were good. We would not recommend for someone with Celiac Disease.
The restaurant is inside the Holiday Inn Express hotel, so if it's lot is full, you have to go across the street to park. This is easier said than done, as you must go through a traffic circle then make a left across a busy street to get to the lot, then walk back to the hotel. Food was average. Service was friendly, but slow. The waitress didn't come by to offer another mimosa for a long time and the food took even longer.