Three Wise Monkeys - Colchester

Tempters & Loaded Dishes

A Mix of Lighter Classic Snacks and Fully Loaded Dishes to Suit your Hunger!

• Pork Crackling£4.00

  Sea salted crackling, slow-smoked & then fried

• Fried or Chargrilled Halloumi£5.00

  Crispy slices of halloumi cheese. Fried or chargrilled to your choosing

• Buttermilk Chicken Strips£6.00

  Rubbed in a southern fried seasoning & served with our homemade BBQ sauce

• Pork Belly Bites£6.00

  Smoked pork belly bites, fried & coated in our homemade BBQ sauce

• Mexican Chili£6.00

  Lightly spiced beef chili with cheese, spring onion, coriander & jalapenos

• Cheesy Nachos£6.00

  Topped with melted mature cheddar, served with sour cream & guacamole

• Battered Fish Goujons£6.00

  TWM ale battered fish goujons served with a tartare sauce dip

• Mozzarella Sticks£6.00

  Tortilla coated mozzarella sticks served with a cajun dip

• Deep Fried Pickles

  Sweet & tangy fried pickles, served with a sweet chilli sauce

• BBQ Pork Mac 'N' Cheese£8.00

  Mac 'n' cheese loaded with BBQ pulled pork, crispy bacon, smoked cheese sauce & topped with spring onion

• Loaded Fries*£8.00

  Loaded with mexican beef chili & topped with cheese, spring onion, coriander & jalapenos. For a vegan option swap chili & cheese for BBQ Pit Beans

• Loaded Nachos*£12.00

  Loaded with Mexican beef chili, topped with spring onion, coriander & jalapenos, served with sour cream & guacamole. For a vegan option swap chili & cheese for BBQ Pit Beans

• Chorizo & Halloumi Nachos£12.00

  Loaded with chorizo, onions & peppers in a tomato sauce, topped with fried halloumi & jalapenos, served with sour cream & guacamole

Hot Deli Rolls

American Style Deli Rolls with a Range of Fillings, Perfect for Lunchtime. Served all Day with Tortillas & Salsa Add More Fillings from the 'Stack It High' Section to the Right

• Halloumi, Avocado & Tomato*£8.00

  Grilled halloumi, fresh tomato & avocado. For a vegan option swap halloumi for mushroom

• Pulled Pork & Slaw£8.00

  Signature slow smoked pulled pork with crunchy slaw, smothered in BBQ sauce

• Chicken, Avocado & Mayonnaise£7.00

  Succulent, seasoned smoked chicken with freshly sliced avocado & mayonnaise

• Chopped Brisket£8.00

  Smoked brisket topped with pickled red onion & American mustard

• Sausage, Egg & Bacon£7.00

  The classic TWM smoked sausage with grilled bacon & a fried egg

• Fish Goujons£7.00

  TWM ale battered fish goujons, served with a tartare sauce

Salads

Add More Toppings from the 'Stack It High' Section to the Right

• Halloumi & Tomato£6.00

  Tomato & red onion salad topped with grilled halloumi & a balsamic glaze

• Smoked Chicken & Bacon Salad£8.00

  Smoked chicken, bacon, tomato, red onion, parmesan & croutons with a garlic dressing

• Mushroom, Avocado & Blue Cheese*£6.00

  Fried mushroom, avocado & blue cheese with salad leaves & french dressing. For a vegan option request no cheese

Wings

Our Wings Are Smoked for 2 Hours & Fried for an Extra Crispy Skin

Choose Your Flavour:

£6

• Garlic & Parmesan

• Frank's Red Hot Sauce

• Homemade BBQ Sauce

Why Not Try Them All?

• Wing Platter£15.00

  With a selection of all 3 wing flavours

Meats From the Smoker

Our Meat Is Locally Sourced, Free Range & Always Smoked in-house. Choose a Minimum of 2 Meats & 1 Side for a Smoked Meat Combo

• Beef Brisket

  Succulent sliced brisket, slow-smoked for 12 hours

• Smoked Sausage

  Our 2 hour smoked sausage, a classic TWM dish

• Beef Rib

  Garlic & treacle flavoured slow-smoked beef rib

• Pulled Chicken & Chorizo

  Smoked chicken & lightly spiced chorizo, served with onions & peppers

• Carolina Pulled Pork

  Slow-smoked for 12 hours using hickory wood chips

• St. Louis Spare Rib

  BBQ spare rib topped with spring onions

• BBQ Jerk Chicken

  Smoked chicken leg in a BBQ jerk sauce

• Baby Back Ribs

  Half rack of ribs coated in a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Meats From the Smoker - For One

• Any 2 Meats & 1 Side£15.00

• Any 3 Meats & 1 Side£20.00

Meats From the Smoker - Combos

• Mini Monkey Combo£30.00

  Any 4 meats & 2 sides

• Chunky Monkey Combo£40.00

  Any 6 meats & 3 sides

• Mega Monkey Combo£50.00

  All 8 meats & 4 sides

Burgers & Subs

All Served with Seasoned Fries & Slaw. Upgrade to Curly Fries Or Sweet Potato Fries for £1. Stack It High! Stack your Burger, Sub, Deli Roll Or Salad with the Fillings Listed Below: Bacon, Fried Egg, Brie, Onion Ring, Jack Cheese, Mushroom £1.50; Pulled Pork, Chicken, Beef Brisket, Halloumi, Avocado, Chorizo

• Twm Burger£10.00

  A 6oz 3 cut blend beef patty served with jack cheese, baby gem lettuce, tomato and burger sauce

• Smoked Pit Bean Sub*£10.00

  Deep fried pit bean patty with cheese, ketchup & fresh tomato. For a vegan option request no cheese

• Mushroom Burger£10.00

  Breaded field mushrooms stuffed with cheese, served with fresh tomato & homemade red onion chutney

• TWM Smoked Hot Dog£8.00

  Served in a toasted hot dog roll with ketchup, mustard & fried onions

• Buttermilk Chicken Bun£10.00

  Buttermilk fried chicken breast in a toasted brioche bun, served with BBQ sauce, mayonnaise & baby gem lettuce

Desserts

• Double Chocolate Brownie£5.00

  Warm chocolate brownie served with vanilla ice cream & warm chocolate sauce

• Deep Fried Oreos£6.00

  Classic Oreos deep fried, coated with cinnamon sugar & served with vanilla ice cream

• Peanut Butter Cheesecake£6.00

  Creamy homemade peanut butter cheesecake, served with a salted caramel sauce

• Gourmet Ice Cream*£4.00

  Choose from vanilla, chocolate or honeycomb. Or try lemon sorbet for a vegan option

Sides

A Selection of Sides to Complement your Main Meal

• Seasoned Fries£3.00

• Sweet Potato Fries£4.00

• Curly Fries£4.00

• House Slaw£3.00

• Mac 'N' Cheese£4.00

• Onion Rings£3.00

• Smoked Pit Beans£4.00

• Side Salad£4.00