The Pit Smokehouse - Culcheth

Foreplay

Gently ease yourself in

• The Onion Bomb

  Our signature starter - there's no finer site, like a flower in bloom on a spring morning, deep fried and covered in mouthwatering spices. Accompanied with our signature ranch sauce

  • Pit Master's Choice£5.95

• Texas Sausage£4.45

  Texas hot link sausage with a little bit of a kick. Have it smokey or spicy!

• Texas Toast£4.95

  A thick slab of freshly prepared toast, coated in garlic butter and layered cheese. Top that toast for and extra £1. 50 - candy bacon, meaty beans, jalapenos

• Loaded Potato Skins£4.45

  Crispy potato skins stuffed with one of our signature filling, you can load our empty vessels with: candy bacon & cheese, meaty beans, jalapenos & cheese

• The Pit Masters Chowder£3.95

  The pit masters home creamy onion chowder cooked in a smokey chicken stock

Nachos

A platter of crisp tortilla chips covered in one of our signature toppings

• Smokehouse Chilli£4.45

  Our homemade chilli topped with cheese and jalapenos

• Meaty Beans£4.45

  Our homemade meaty beans

• Classic£3.95

  Cheese jalapenos and sour cream

Slow Smoked Wings

Slow smoked for two hours, these will be the juiciest birds you've ever tucked into

• Wild Buffalo

  • 3 Pieces£3.95
  • 6 Pieces£6.45
  • 8 Pieces£7.95

• Classic BBQ

  • 3 Pieces£3.95
  • 6 Pieces£6.45
  • 9 Pieces£7.95

• JD Honey BBQ

  • 3 Pieces£3.95
  • 6 Pieces£6.45
  • 9 Pieces£7.95

• Hot Wings

  • 3 Pieces£3.95
  • 6 Pieces£6.45
  • 9 Pieces£7.95

Mains

We will try to keep the meat innuendos to the bare minimum in this section - the majority of them are too obvious and our class, wit and professionalism goes well above that

• Rib Eye Steak£19.95

  A rich, tender & juicy cut of steak with a generous amount of marbling throughout, there's a possibility it wont only be the steaks juices flowing. We can be fancy. Match this with our portillo malbec

• Argentinian Flat Iron Steak£15.95

  A cut of steak from the shoulder of the cow - this cut is bursting with flavour and is best enjoyed pink. Like most of man's favourite dishes

• Smoked Beef Brisket

  Smoked for nine hours, these will be the most tender strips of beef that have ever graced your delicate lips in public

  • Pit Master's Choice£15.95

• BBQ Shredded Pulled Pork£11.95

  Our chief pork puller has studied the art of pulling pork since he was a teen -once confined to his cheshire home: we have given him a stage. A name - the man, the myth, the legend: the pit pork puller. You will never have tasted pulled pork like it

• Smokehouse Chilli£11.95

  Smoking hot chilli - prime chuck mince, with beef brisket & pulled pork cooked low and slow with a mega kick

• BBQ Smoked Chicken

  Local birds, freshly prepared - these chicks are juicy, tender and will definitely hit the spot

  • Half Chicken£10.95
  • Whole Chicken£16.95

• BBQ Smoked Baby Back Ribs

  Big juicy racks - the holy grail of the BBQ world and has been know to turn vegetarians into meat hungry carnivores

  • Half Rack£9.95
  • Full Rack£15.95

• PIT Dog

  A true american classic - a juicy hot dog served on a brioche bun. Enjoy it the classic way or with one of our tasty toppings!

  • Classic£9.95
  • Candy Bacon & Cheese£10.45
  • Bean Doggin' Meaty Beans£10.45
  • Jalapenos & Cheese£10.45

• Sticky Smokehouse Salad£5.95

  If you're not into meat you are in the wrong place - but this salad is extremely refreshing - fresh leafs with feta cheese and strawberries finished with a sticky balsamic glaze

  • Add Grilled Chicken£9.95
  • Add Pork Pulled£9.95

• Southern Ranch Salad£6.95

  Candy bacon tossed in a shed load of greenery finished with a lovely, creamy dressing (ranch)

  • Add Grilled Chicken£9.95
  • Add Pork Pulled£9.95

Our Burgers

Will have you marinating in your sauces. All of our burgers are made fresh every day using the finest ingredients - prime chuck mince (80/mix), salt and pepper. All mains and burgers come with retro skin on fries or greek god salad - you can upgrade these to sweet potato fries for £1.95

• Virgin Burger£8.95

  For the aunties, the geography students and the missionary legends - a double cheeseburger with lettuce, beef tomato, onion and the PIT signature sauce

• Volcano Burger£11.95

  As hot as the fires of mount mordor - this burger is known to destroy rings! double cheese burger, smothered in smoke house chilli and topped off with jalapenos, lettuce, onions and our mega hot volcano chilli

• Candy Bacon Tower Burger£12.95

  Your partner may tell you that it's not all about size. But wait 'til you whack those lips around this bad boy. 4 burger patties each layered with candy bacon and melted cheese, lettuce, Beef tomato, Onion and the pit signature sauce

• Southern Fried Chicken Burger£13.95

  Grab it with both hands and let this chicks juices ooze through your fingers - our food is messy! fresh chicken breasts prepared in house with our very own recipe - bacon, melted cheese, lettuce, beef tomato, red onion and pit master mayo

• The PIT Master Burger

  Our PIT master has been smoking, pulling and rubbing his meat for hours -just to knock this fine looking burger out for you: a double cheese burger. Layered with beef brisket, smokey BBQ pulled pork, lettuce, beef tomato and onion, topped off with our very own smokey BBQ sauce

  • PIT Master's Choice£14.95

• NY Veggie Stack£10.95

  A man walks into a meat joint and asks for some vegetables. This isn't a joke - it happens! good job we have you veggie legends covered: 7 vegetables roasted and griddled and stacked as high as snoop dogg. Halloumi cheese, aubergine, roasted peppers, onions, courgette, avocado, portobello mushroom and pineapple, finished with garlic pesto mayonnaise. Turn your NY veggie stack into a volcano by adding our ring tingler volcano sauce

• The PIT Master's Burger of the Week£14.95

  When our PIT master gets time to leave the kitchen, he spends his days coming up with great new burgers for you to try. Just ask your server what our special is this week

Platters

It's rare occasion our platters are cleared by our guests - when they are they definitely leave full! We hope you're hungry!

The Couple Platter

Be it with your partner, your mistress or your best mate - BBQ is for sharing so let your mutual love of meat unite you

Smoked Meats

• Brisket

• Pulled Pork

• 1/2 A Chicken

• Texas Sausage

• 1/2 Rack of Baby Back Ribs

Southern Sides

• Retro Fries

• Meaty Beans

• PIT Creamy Slaw

• Jalapenos Cornbread

• Chargrilled Corn on the Cob

The Pitmaster Platter

$79.95 feeds 4. If you're into sharing food but aren't into those pretentious small plates. Then we have got you covered. Tuck into this BBQ feast which let's you sample the very best of our menu. Perfect for your first time - we all know its best to sample a bit of everything before settling down to a lifetime of misery with a woman you barely love. (Apologies I went a bit off topic, I need to remind myself to leave my personal baggage at the door when I get to work)

Smoked Meats

• Brisket

• Pulled Pork

• Whole Chicken

• Texas Sausage

• A Whole Rack of Baby Back Ribs

Southern Sides

• Retro Fries

• Meaty Beans

• PIT Creamy Slaw

• Jalapeno Cornbread

• Sweet Potato Fries

• Greek Side Salad

• Chargrilled Corn on the Cob

Beer

The temporary solution. 4 bottles for £10

• Coors Light

• Corona Extra

• Budweiser

Little Bits On the Side

• Retro Skin on Fries£2.95

  Skin on rustic style fries

• Sweet Potato Fries£3.45

  If you want to treat your conscience then go for these fries - they're a bit healthy we think

• BBQ Char-Grilled Corn on the Cob£2.95

  Juicy corn on the cob basted with a knob of butter and finished off on the flame grill

• The PIT Creamy Slaw£2.95

  A classic and simple slaw recipe: a perfect creamy compliment. You'll want to swallow this

• Smoked BBQ PIT Beans£2.95

  A true classic in the smokehouse world- our meaty beans are made up of four types of beans and the PIT master has thrown a load of his meat in: beef brisket and pulled pork

• Jalapeno Corn Bread£1.95

  A popular side - imagine your mothers freshly baked sponge with a load of jalapenos thrown in. Perfect for soaking up those meat juices!

• Mac 'N' Blue Cheese£2.95

  The mac daddy of mac and cheese! macaroni mixed with cheddar and blue cheese. Topped off with toasted crusty breadcrumbs

• Mini Smokehouse Sticky Salad£2.95

  A refreshing side salad - the perfect addition to a load of meat

Kids Menu

You'll find no humour here. It would be wasted on the little ones. However the game at the bottom could keep them occupied for some time if you play your cards right. You can substitute the meaty beans for a mini salad or corn on the cob for all kids meals

• Mini Monster Burger Meal£6.95

  Single cheeseburger topped off with lettuce. Beef tomato and ketchup. Served with retro skin on fries and BBQ meaty PIT beans

• Mini American Hot Dog Meal£6.95

  Half an american hot dog, ketchup served with retro skin on fries and meaty beans

• Southern Fried Chicken Nuggets Meal£6.95

  Fresh pieces of southern fried chicken served with retro skin on fries and BBQ meaty pit beans

• Smoked BBQ Ribs Meal£6.95

  Slow smoked and layered with our signature smokey BBQ sauce served with retro skin on fries and BBQ meaty pit beans

• Mini Mac Daddy Meal£6.95

  Mac 'n' cheese - maccaroni pasta topped with cheddar cheese and toasted with crusty breadcrumbs served with retro skin on fries and our smokehouse salad

Man's Food

£35. Free if eaten in under 30 mins

• Two Loaded Hot Dogs

  With chili, meaty beans & cheese

• One Full Rack of Ribs

• Nine Suicide Hot Wings

• Texas Toast

• Retro Fries

• Meaty Beans

• Mac 'N' Cheese

• One Litre of Milkshake