The Goat Portsmouth

Breakfast Sandwiches

Served on your choice of white toast, wheat toast, rye toast, burger bun, or a plain bagel. All sandwiches served with homefries. Add Bacon, Sausage, Ham, Pastrami, Pulled Pork, Hash, or Brisket to Any Breakfast Sandwich- $1.83

• Goat ThunderUSD 8.25

  2 Eggs, Prosciutto & Goat Cheese

• Bernie'sUSD 8.25

  2 Eggs, Avocado, Tomato, Cheddar Cheese & Cilantro Lime Aioli

• Wally'sUSD 8.25

  2 Eggs, Bacon, Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms & American Cheese

• The DragonUSD 8.25

  2 Eggs, Banana Peppers, Ghost Pepper Cheese & Goat Sauce

• Egg & CheeseUSD 6.42

  2 eggs & your choice of cheese: American, cheddar, jack, provolone, ghost pepper, goat cheese or bleu cheese.

Breakfast Specials

Served with Your Choice of White Toast, Wheat Toast, or Rye Toast & Your Choice of Homefries or Tater Tots

• Hungry ManUSD 11.00

  2 Eggs, Homefries, Toast, Ham, Bacon, Sausage & 2 Pancakes

• 2 Eggs Your WayUSD 8.25

  With Your Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Sausage

• Tom's Hash SpecialUSD 11.91

  2 Eggs over our Chef's Homemade Hash with a Signature Cheese Sauce

• Steak Tips & EggsUSD 13.75

  2 Eggs & House Marinated Steak Tips

Homefries & Tots

$9.17. All Homefries Are Hand Cut & Seasoned

• Bacon Cheese Homefries or Tots

  Smothered with Our Signature Cheese Sauce & Topped With Bacon

• Poutine Homefries or Tots

  Brown Gravy & Cheese Curds

• Nacho Average Homefries or Tots

  Loaded with Fresh Veggies, Salsa, Cheese Sauce & Sour Cream

• Melty Homefries or Tots

  Smothered with Our Signature Cheese Sauce

Sides

• French ToastUSD 7.34

  Topped with Powdered Sugar

  • With BlueberriesUSD 8.25

• Bacon BucketUSD 11.00

  Extra Thick Cut Bacon with Sriracha Maple Dipping Sauce

• Thick Cut BaconUSD 5.50

• HamUSD 5.50

• SausageUSD 5.50

• ToastUSD 1.83

  • With Nutella or P.bUSD 2.75

• Bagel & Cream CheeseUSD 3.67

• Baked BeansUSD 5.50

• HomefriesUSD 5.50

• Tater TotsUSD 5.50

Breakfast Shots

• Blueberry Pancake

  Pinnacle Blueberry Vodka & DeKuyper Butterscotch Schnapps

• Cinnamon Toast Crunch

  Chila Orchata Creme Rum & Fireball

• Coffee Milkshake

  Mini Mudslide with a Splash of Coke (Cures 92.7% of Hangovers!)

• The Breakfast Shot

  Jameson & DeKuyper Buttershots with An Orange Juice Chaser

Drinks

• Coffee

• Tea

• Orange Juice

• Cranberry Juice

• Tomato Juice

• Milk

• Chocolate Milk

• Mimosa

• Goat Bloody Mary

Specialty Omelettes

All omelettes are made with 3 eggs & served with homefries or tots & your choice of toast. Substitute egg whites for any omelette: $1.83

• WesternUSD 11.00

  Ham, Onions, Peppers & Cheddar Cheese

• Big PigUSD 11.00

  Pulled Pork, Pepper Jack Cheese & BBQ Sauce

• PopeyecUSD 11.00

  Spinach & Feta Cheese

• MexicanUSD 11.00

  Onions, Peppers, Jalapenos, Ghost Pepper Cheese & Salsa

• VeggieUSD 11.00

  Spinach, Onions, Peppers & Mushrooms

• Goat ThunderUSD 11.00

  Prosciutto, Goat Cheese & Mushrooms

• Bernie'sUSD 11.00

  Bacon, Avocado, Cheddar Cheese & Cilantro Lime Aioli

• Tres CarnesUSD 11.00

  Bacon, Ham, Sausage & American Cheese

• HashUSD 11.00

  Housemade Hash & Our Signature Cheese Sauce

• Wally'sUSD 11.00

  Bacon, Onions, Peppers, Mushrooms & American Cheese

• PoutineUSD 11.00

  Tots, Cheese Curds & Brown Gravy

• BBQ BrisketUSD 11.00

  BBQ Brisket, Goat Cheese & Jalapenos

• Cheese OmeletteUSD 9.17

Build Your Own Omelette

$11

Pick a Cheese

Add Extra Cheese $0.92 each

• American

• Ghost Pepper

• Bleu

• Swiss

• Pepper Jack

• Our Signature Cheese Sauce

• Goat

• Cheese Curds

• Cheddar

• Colby Jack

• Provolone

• Feta

Pick Three Ingredients

Add extra ingredients $0.92 each

• Ham

• Bacon

• Sausage

• Chicken

• Prosciutto

• Chili

• BBQ Brisket

• Pulled Pork

• Pastrami

• Onions

• Peppers

• Mushrooms

• Spinach

• Black Olives

• Jalapenos

• Tomatoes

• Avocado

• Garlic

• Corn

• Salsa

• Tots

• Housemade Hash

• Brown Gravy

• Veggie Bacon

Specialty Pancakes

All Orders Served with 3 of Our Light & Fluffy Buttermilk Pancakes

• Banana SplitUSD 10.09

  Chocolate Chip & Banana Pancakes Topped with Chocolate Sauce, Whipped Cream & Walnuts

• Peanut Butter CupUSD 10.09

  Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Pancakes Topped with Peanut Butter Sauce, Whipped Cream & Reese's

• Cowboy CakesUSD 10.09

  Bacon, Corn, Scallion & Jalapeno Pancakes Topped with Bacon Crumbles & Cheddar Cheese

• FlintstoneUSD 10.09

  Fruity Pebble Pancakes Topped with Whipped Cream & Fruity Pebbles

• S'moresUSD 10.09

  Chocolate Chip & Marshmallow Pancakes Topped with Graham Cracker Crumbs, Whipped Cream & Chocolate Sauce

• Blueberry CrunchUSD 10.09

  Blueberry Pancakes Topped with Granola & Honey

• G.O.A.T.USD 10.09

  Bacon & Banana Pancakes Topped with Bananas, Bacon, Peanut Butter Sauce & Whipped Cream

• Cookies & CreamUSD 10.09

  Oreo Pancakes Topped with Whipped Cream & Oreo Crumbles

• Traditional ButtermilkUSD 9.17

  3 Light & Fluffy Buttermilk Pancakes Finished with Powdered Sugar. Your Choice of Plain, Strawberry, Blueberry, Banana or Chocolate Chip

Build Your Own Bloody Mary All

All Bloody Marys Are Made with EFFEN Vodka & Served in Our Giant Signature Glasses

Pick a different poison for an additional

$2. Choose your Fire: Mild, Medium, or Hot

• Absolut

• Absolut Cilantro

• Absolut Citron

• Absolut Lime

• Absolut Pepper

• Bakon Vodka

• Effen Cucumber

• Grey Goose

• Ketel One

• Stoli Hot Jalapenno

Choose Your Garnishes

Spicy

• Jalapeno

• Peppers

• Spicy Olives

• Pepperoncini

Veggies

• Celery

• Pickle

• Olives

• Red Onion

• Cucumber

Meats & Cheese

Add $1 each

• Thick Cut Bacon

• Meat Skewer

• Cheese Skewer

• Bleu Cheese Stuffed Olives

• Slim Jim

Mimosas

All Mimosas Served in Our Giant Signature Glasses

• Farmhouse MimosaUSD 10.00

  Fresh Apple Cider & Champagne

• Sangria MimosaUSD 10.00

  Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, Peach Schnapps, Muddled Fruit & Champagne

• Man-MosaUSD 10.00

  Miller High Life (The Champagne of Beers) & Orange Juice

• Mojito-MosaUSD 10.00

  Effen Vodka, Fresh Lime, Mint, Simple Syrup & Champagne

• Marga-MosaUSD 10.00

  Tequila, Lime, Simple Syrup, Cointreau, Salt Rim & Splash of Orange Juice

• Sledge HammerUSD 10.00

  Effen Blood Orange, Orange Juice & Champagne

• RoyaleUSD 10.00

  DeKuyper Razzmatazz, Orange Juice & Champagne

• Strawberry JalapenoUSD 10.00

  Effen Vodka, Strawberry Purée, Habanero Syrup, Fresh Lime & Champagne

• The ApUSD 10.00

  Absolut Citron, Strawberry Puree, Lemonade & Champagne

• Mango-MosaUSD 10.00

  Malibu Mango, Mango Purée, Pineapple Juice & Champagne

• Rosé MimosaUSD 10.00

  Angry Orchard Rosé, Orange Juice & Champagne