The Bad Waitress Northeast

Eggs & More

Larry Schultz Organic Eggs Owatonna, MN. Made with egg whites – add $1.50, add American Fries or Hashbrowns — $1.95, add Cup of Fruit — $3.25

• Two Eggs & ToastUSD 6.50

• El Diablo Breakfast SandwichUSD 8.25

  two eggs any style with your choice of cheese and meat on an English muffin or croissant

• The Delmonico Eggs BenedictUSD 10.75

  English muffins, two eggs any style, lemon-rosemary hollandaise sauce, and your choice of meat; served with an asparagus garnish

• Bad, Bad BenedictUSD 11.50

  Baguette, two eggs any style, lemon-rosemary hollandaise sauce, prosciutto, arugula

• The Bad Waitress Breakfast BurritoUSD 11.00

  three eggs scrambled with your choice of cheese and any two ingredients; served with your choice of American fries or hashbrowns

• The Amsterdam HashUSD 10.50

  red potatoes, broccoli, red onions, red peppers, and mushrooms; choose two eggs or tofu

• El CaminoUSD 10.50

  two eggs any style with corn tortillas, chorizo sausage, black beans, rice, cheddar- mozzarella cheese blend, lime wedges, sour cream, and salsa roja

• Tartine RustiqueUSD 11.00

  Baguette, chevre (goat cheese), arugula, prosciutto, poached eggs

• Organic Homemade Granola and FruitUSD 8.50

  with milk or your choice of plain or maple yogurt

• Organic Oatmeal with Fruit & Brown SugarUSD 7.50

  with milk or half and half

Omelettes

Three-Organic-Egg Omelettes with Toast add American Fries or Hashbrowns – $1.95 substitute Cup of Fruit – $3.25

• Omelette with Choice of Cheese and 2 IngredientsUSD 9.95

  see bottom for ingredients

• Sweet PigUSD 10.75

  Prosciutto, caramelized onions, apples, arugula, and gruyere

• Flying SaucerUSD 10.50

  organic mushrooms, spinach, thyme, and goat cheese

• Egg WhiteUSD 10.75

  turkey, red peppers, spinach, and your choice of cheese

Scrambles

Three-Organic-Egg Scrambles with Toast and American Fries or Hashbrowns

• Scramble with Choice of Cheese and Two IngredientsUSD 10.50

  see bottom for ingredients

• The MatadorUSD 10.95

  red peppers, chorizo sausage, onions, and white cheddar

• The Heavy PedalUSD 10.25

  scrambled tofu and two ingredients of your choice

• Out-Of-This-EarthUSD 10.95

  broccoli, oven-roasted tomatoes, rosemary, and white cheddar; mixed with hash browns

• Super Nova KaleUSD 10.95

  kale, red onion, goat cheese, avocado and cilantro

Pancakes

See specials board in kitchen for our Seasonal Pancake! With a Side of Butter from Hope Creamery in Hope, MN, Add-Ons $1.75 ea. Blueberries, Strawberries, Bananas, Blackberries, Chocolate Chips

• Plain PancakeUSD 5.50

• Vegan PancakeUSD 6.50

French Toast

Add – Ons $1.75 ea. Blueberries, Strawberries, Bananas, Blackberries

• Two SlicesUSD 7.50

• Two Apple Cinnamon SlicesUSD 8.25

Toppings

• Organic Vegetable

  asparagus, avocado, basil, broccoli, carrots, garlic, mushrooms, onions, oven-roasted tomatoes, red peppers, spinach, tomatoes

  • eachUSD 2.00

• Meat & Non-Meat

  bacon, chorizo sausage, ham, sausage links, turkey, tofu, vegan sausage

  • eachUSD 2.00

• Cheese

  goat cheese, gouda, swiss, smoked gruyère, white cheddar, sharp yellow cheddar, Daiya Vegan Cheese

  • eachUSD 2.00

• Breakfast Toast

  7-Grain, Caraway Rye, Sourdough, Gluten-Free

Sandwiches

Organic Vegetables, Boar's Head Meats & Cheeses. All Sandwiches Are Served with: Tortilla Chips and Homemade Salsa substitute American Fries or Hashbrowns – $1.95 substitute a Side Salad or Cup of Soup – $2.95

• Grilled Rachel or ReubenUSD 10.75

  caraway rye with red pepper aioli, swiss, gruyere, sauerkraut, and turkey, pastrami or tempeh

• Tuna MeltUSD 9.50

  tuna salad with tomatoes, celery, ginger, and white cheddar on rye

• Bad, Bad B.L.T.USD 9.95

  bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, and mayo on 7-grain bread

• Turkey, Avocado, & BaconUSD 10.75

  with lettuce, tomatoes, Dijon mustard, and mayo; your choice of cheese and bread (see below)

• Central Valley Veggie WrapUSD 9.95

  green leaf lettuce, tomatoes, basil, carrots, avocado, red onions, goat cheese, white cheddar, gouda, and red pepper aioli; for a vegan option – red pepper Vegenaise and baked tofu

• Grilled Three-CheeseUSD 8.50

  gruyère, gouda and white cheddar on 7-grain bread

• Vegan Faux Sloppy JoeUSD 9.50

  with a secret-formula of spices and veggies

• Pollo Adobado (Pulled-Chicken Sandwich – Spicy)USD 11.50

  Southwestern pulled chicken cooked with chile de arbol, garlic, cumin, and topped with fresh cilantro and tomato salsa roja; with your choice of cheese on stirato

• Pulled Pork Shoulder (Spicy)USD 11.50

  pulled pork, cilantro, onions, avocado with your choice of cheese

Burgers

Grass - Fed Beef. All Burgers Are Served with Tortilla Chips and Homemade Salsa, substitute American Fries or Hashbrowns – $1.95, substitute a Side Salad or Cup of Soup – $2.95. Served with Lettuce, Tomatoes, & Red Onion, (sautéed or raw, you pick), Add avocado – $1.95

• HamburgerUSD 9.75

• Black-Top Bacon CheeseburgerUSD 11.25

  with BBQ sauce, two bacon strips, and your choice of cheese

• The Volcano (Cheese-Stuffed)USD 11.50

  loaded with habanero peppers, onions, cilantro; stuffed with gouda, cheddar, and cheddar-mozzarella cheese; with fresh, home-made guacamole

• Veggie Burger Made From Scratch!USD 9.95

  with a secret blend of spices and veggies (add cheese – no charge)

Salads

erved with French Bread, add Kadejan Free Range Chicken Breast (Glenwood, MN) – $2.95, Dressing Options: Balsamic vinaigrette, Blueberry vinaigrette, Thai peanut, Ranch, Lemon tahini

• Supper ClubUSD 7.95

  organic greens with cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, radish, choice of dressing

• Organic Blueberry SpinachUSD 8.95

  with cherry tomatoes, red onions, walnuts, strawberries, goat cheese, and blueberry vinaigrette

• Grilled VegetableUSD 9.75

  organic asparagus, broccoli, basil, red onions, red peppers, yellow squash, spinach, mushrooms, and balsamic vinaigrette

• Organic Mixed Green W /Braised BrisketUSD 9.95

  organic greens with apple cider vinaigrette, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, radish, braised beef brisket, poached egg

• Metta KaleUSD 9.25

  massaged kale, carrots, cucumbers, sesame seeds, cilantro, and tomatoes; with spicy peanut dressing

Salad Additional's

• Organic Vegetable

  asparagus, avocado, basil, broccoli, carrots, garlic, mushrooms, onions,oven-roasted tomatoes, red peppers, spinach, tomatoes

  • eachUSD 2.00

• Meat & Non-Meat

  bacon, chorizo sausage, ham, sausage links, turkey, tofu, vegan sausage

  • eachUSD 2.00

• Cheese

  goat cheese, gouda, swiss, smoked gruyère, white cheddar,sharp yellow cheddar, Daiya vegan cheese

  • eachUSD 2.00

Comfort

• Charred Mac & CheeseUSD 9.25

  brie, gouda, white cheddar, bread crumbs, bacon

• Braised Beef BrisketUSD 11.50

  braised beef brisket, bacon grits, roasted brussels sprouts, pickled garnish

• Baja BurritoUSD 9.95

  black beans, tomatoes, red onions, red peppers, yellow squash, rice, and your choice of cheese; with sides of sour cream, homemade guacamole, and salsa

• Carnitas TacosUSD 10.75

  three pulled pork tacos with red onions, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, and radishes (substitute chicken)

• Soup of the Day

  • CupUSD 4.50
  • BowlUSD 5.50

• Veggie Chili

  • CupUSD 4.50
  • BowlUSD 5.50

• Chips, Salsa, GuacamoleUSD 6.50

Sides & Extras

• Monster Plate O'potatoesUSD 3.95

  american fries or hashbrowns

• BaconUSD 4.25

  4 strips

• Sausage Links

  • (3)USD 3.95

• Chorizo SausageUSD 3.95

• Vegan SausageUSD 3.75

• Kadejan Farms Free-Range Chicken BreastUSD 3.75

• YogurtUSD 2.00

  plain or maple

• Fresh Fruit (Seasonal Fruit)

  • CupUSD 3.95
  • BowlUSD 5.50

• Plain CroissantUSD 2.95

• Corn ChipsUSD 1.75

• Homemade GuacamoleUSD 2.75

• Homemade Salsa or Salsa RojaUSD 1.95

• Larry Schultz Organic Eggs

  • (1)USD 1.75
  • (2)USD 3.50

Kids Menu

• One Egg & Toast with Choice of MeatUSD 5.50

  see breakfast page

• Silver Dollar "Johnny Bear" CakeUSD 4.25

• Grilled Cheese & Corn ChipsUSD 4.75

  yellow cheddar on sourdough

• Buck-A-Roo Burger & Corn ChipsUSD 4.95

  with lettuce, tomatoes, and onions

• Mac & CheeseUSD 3.95

Desserts

• Banana Chocolate Chip BreadUSD 2.95

• Chocolate CakeUSD 5.95

• Carrot CakeUSD 5.95

• Monster CookieUSD 2.95

• Banana SplitUSD 5.95

  1 banana, 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream, 1 scoop of chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup, strawberries, whipped cream, and a cherry on top!

• One Ice Cream ScoopUSD 1.95

• Root Beer FloatUSD 5.50

• Malted MilkshakeUSD 5.75

  vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry

• Spyhouse Caramella MaltUSD 6.50

  with vanilla ice cream, real caramel, and cold-press iced coffee

• Vegan Vanilla ShakeUSD 6.50

Coffee

Free: Coffee Mug Refills Until 2 pm every day!; Four-Cup Pot of Organic + Fair-Trade Coffee: $4.75, Pot Refill $2.50; Seniors 65+: Free coffee refills

• Coffee

  • HotUSD 2.95
  • IcedUSD 3.75

• Espresso

  • Hot 2ozUSD 2.95

• Americano

  espresso and hot water

  • Hot or IcedUSD 3.25

• Blackout

  coffee with espresso

  • HotUSD 4.25
  • IcedUSD 4.75

• LatteUSD 4.25

• Cappuccino

  • HotUSD 4.25
  • IcedUSD 4.75

• Chai Latte (Organic)

  • HotUSD 3.95
  • IcedUSD 4.75

• Mocha

  • HotUSD 4.25
  • IcedUSD 4.75

• Hot ChocolateUSD 3.25

• Machiatto

  espresso with a spot of milk

  • 2ozUSD 2.95

• Thai Coffee

  coffee, espresso, and sweetened condensed milk

  • Hot or ColdUSD 4.25

• Voodoo Vanilla Mocha

  • HotUSD 4.50
  • ColdUSD 5.00

• Tokyo Rose

  latte with sweetened condensed milk and raspberry

  • HotUSD 4.50
  • IcedUSD 5.00

• Mexican Mocha

  atte with dark chocolate, cinnamon, and honey

  • HotUSD 4.50
  • IcedUSD 5.25

• Cold-Press Iced CoffeeUSD 3.75

• Nitro Cold-PressUSD 4.75

Tea

To Go: 12oz $2.75, 16oz $3.25, Two-Cup Pot $3.25

Black

• Organic Earl Grey Supreme

  traditional; floral, aromatic

• Strong Assam

  deep, malty flavor

• Blueberry Fields

  fine black with blueberry

Green

• Green Tea

  refreshing, with antioxidants

• Green Tea with Lemon

  sencha; light and sweet

Herbal

• Peppermint

  cooling and refreshing

• Lemon Sunset

  rooibos, lemongrass, citrus

• Ginger

  pure, raw chunks of ginger root

• Montana Gold

  rooibos, cinnamon, orange, cloves

Early Bird Special

• Early Bird Special

  8-9 am weekdays, $6.75 each. No. 1 with coffee or juice, No. 2, No. 8 with coffee or juice. Ask about Daily Specials

Happy Hour (Daily)

3-6 Pm and 9pm - Close

Drinks

• Specialty CocktailsUSD 7.00

• BeerUSD 5.00

• House WineUSD 5.00

• RailsUSD 5.00

Appetizers

• Chips, Salsa, & GuacamoleUSD 3.75

• Not-So-Macho Veggie NachosUSD 6.75