SafeHouse - Chicago
Additional information
- Dining style
Casual Dining
- Cuisines
American, Burgers, Comfort Food
- Hours of operation
Wed, Thu, Sun 4:00 pm–10:00 pm Fri, Sat 4:00 pm–11:00 pm
- Phone number
(312) 313-1007
- Payment options
AMEX, Discover, MasterCard, Visa
- Dress code
Casual Dress
- Executive chef
Brent Keelen
- Private party facilities
Professional spies understand there’s safety in numbers and our service agents have the perfect event space to make your next mission possible! We offer semi private event space for groups 12 and larger.
- Private party contact
Agent Power Line: (888) 989-5190
- Neighborhood
River North (Chicago)
- Cross street
Ontario and Rush
- Parking details
None
- Entertainment
DJ's start spinning your favorite music starting at 10:00PM Friday & Saturday. Starting on 2/13 Live Comedy Show every Tuesday at 10pm
- Additional
Banquet, Bar Dining, Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cocktails, Dancing, Entertainment, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Private Room, Wine
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Menu
Q-BRANCH
A.K.A. Appetizers
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and served with top-secret dipping sauce.
Golden Gun Cornbread
Baked in-house, served warm, and right on target. Enough for sharing with Scaramanga, Nick Nack, and Goodnight.
Stasi Twists
East German soft pretzel bites served with honey mustard and cheddar dipping sauces. Perfect for casual conversation or interrogations.
Thunderballs
These meatballs are the bomb! Dry-aged prime beef, garlic toast, and marinara sauce.
Fouche's Fries
Fries disguised under the cover of C4 Cheese Curds, pork belly béchamel, and a fried egg "top hat." A.K.A. Poutine.
Dr. No's Fritters
With ingredients sourced from the waters off the evil mastermind's Crab Key Island, these Jamaican-style bites will annihilate any appetite. Served with dragon sauce and key lime remoulade. Even Dr. No can't say no.
Bird Watcher
Chile mojito-marinated chicken tenders sautéed with a spicy Indies twist. Served with an orange-mango marmalade. So delicious, they're to Die Another Day for!
Tiger Tanaka's Tuna Tataki
The secret is out - this recipe is highly sought after and much lauded by the Japanese Secret Service. Sesame-seared ahi tuna, ponzu drizzle, creamy ginger mayo, and cucumber wakame salad.
Camp Stanley Nachos
Our Texas-trained culinary agents load this ammunition tray with fresh tortilla chips, a trio of cheeses, pico de Gallo, avocado crema, pickled jalapeños, and cilantro. Choose a cover of smoked chicken or carne asada.
THE FARM
A.K.A. Salads
"007" Layer Salad
Ian Fleming's take on a classic. Chopped lettuce, bacon, cheddar cheese, sweet pea hummus, stilton, and English cucumber, of course. Tossed in Bond's creamy herb dressing.
Diamonds Are Forever
Gem lettuce, tomato pearls, ruby red beets, emerald island blue cheese cat's eye crisps, and Jaden rice vinegar dressing. A favorite of Tiffany Case.
A Big Green C
Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of, Sir Mansfield Cummings, first chief of MI6. All yours with grilled chicken or flaked hot-smoked salmon.
Wai Lin's Ahi Tuna Salad
Seared, sesame-crusted tuna with Napa cabbage mix, snow peas, onion, and toasted ramen noodles. Dressing is an "ancient Chinese secret."
SPY RINGS
A.K.A. Bowls
Bay of Pigs
Steamed pork dumplings, pork belly, tonkatsu broth, ramen noodles, radish, sweet corn, and serrano chiles. A decidedly dangerous and unorganized invasion of flavors... Even JFK would agree!
The Big Kahuna
Hawaiian-style ahi tuna poke, garlic fried rice, ripe avocado, pickled vegetables, and wasabi mayo. The rest of this recipe is stashed in a high-security, off-shore vault...
Chicken Tikka Mata Hari
Authentic Indian-style curry with tender chicken, jasmine rice, coconut milk, Chinese broccoli, and cashews. Accented with a sultry and deceptive Dutch flair. Who knew a courtesan could be such a good cook?
SEALS & FLAPS
A.K.A. Sandwiches
Agent Igor Gouzenko
Montreal-smoked brisket sliced-to-order and piled high on rye, like the stack of documents Gouzenko removed from the Russian embassy! Yellow mustard and Russian dressing, of course.
SR-71 Blackbird
Fly high in the stratosphere of flavor! Blackened chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, and dill pickles on a potato bun.
Tradecraft Tacos
Our highly reliable method: Twin flour tortillas, flash-fried mahi mahi, citrus-cilantro slaw, ripe avocado, and chipotle mayo.
"Snap-o-Razzo" Spy Dog
Choose from a variety of disguises below, otherwise specify Naked Gun.
BLACK OPS
A.K.A. Burgers
Mission Impossible
Your mission, should you accept it, is to decode this burger. Bacon, cheddar & pepper hack cheeses, tobacco onions, chipotle mayo, and "self-destruct" jalapeño relish on a brioche bun. We will never confirm nor deny an agent accepting this mission.
Double Agent
This conduit of disinformation occurs on rye bread with sweet & sour onions, and American & Swiss cheese accents. Experienced "handlers" can make this a triple agent with an additional Swiss bank account deposit.
Smersh Burger
Preferred by the notorious Rosa Klebb. This burger keeps her counter espionage agents, like Grant, fit and trim. Plant-based patty, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, portobello mushroom, crushed avocado, and herb tzatziki on a potato bun.
MOAB
The Mother-of-All-Burgers constructed with American cheese, bacon, and a fried egg. Primed in a secret sauce and encased in brioche.
OOMG Burger Challenge
You must go rouge for this mission. 15-patty cheeseburger, 2 lbs of C4 Cheese Curds, and 51 ounces of beer. Complete this mission in an hour or less and receive the meal for free, plus spytastic prizes!
COUNTER INTELLIGENCE
A.K.A. Entrées
A License to Kill Mac & Cheese
Lupe Lamora's fiery South American version with cavatappi, cheddar cheese, smoked chicken, peppered bacon, broccolini, chipotle peppers, and green garlic crumb. Explosive!
Blowback BBQ Ribs
Tender and delicious with no unintended consequences here! Served with Barbara Broccoli's Slaw and fries.
The Kingsman
48-hour braised short rib, Yorkshire pudding, horseradish mashed potatoes, and Kentucky bourbon demi-glace. A royal English tradition...
Furtive Fish Fry
Beer-battered haddock served with new potatoes, Barbara Broccoli's Slaw, malt vinegar, and top-secret tartar sauce. Confidential: This mission is served every day.
COMMS
A.K.A. Sides
Albert Broccoli's Broccoli
Roasted and topped with sea salt & creamery butter.
Barbara Broccoli's Slaw
Crunch slaw made with broccolini, fresh vegetables, and cashews.
Russian Finger Potatoes
Tossed in fresh herbs and butter. Otherwise, unharmed...
The SafeHouse
This mission includes garden greens, fresh herbs, kombucha-pickled vegetables, and ripe avocado. Tossed in goddess dressing,
Thumb Thumbs
Tater tots fried to a golden crisp. Disguise with cheese, if you dare.
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SafeHouse - Chicago is rated 4.3 stars by 1084 OpenTable diners.
SafeHouse - Chicago does offer gift cards which you can purchase here.
Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable.
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60 E Ontario Street Chicago, IL 60611
Additional information
- Cross street
Ontario and Rush
- Neighborhood
River North (Chicago)
- Hours of operation
Wed, Thu, Sun 4:00 pm–10:00 pm Fri, Sat 4:00 pm–11:00 pm
- Cuisines
American, Burgers, Comfort Food
- Dining style
Casual Dining
- Dress code
Casual Dress
- Parking details
None
- Payment options
AMEX, Discover, MasterCard, Visa
- Executive chef
Brent Keelen
- Entertainment
DJ's start spinning your favorite music starting at 10:00PM Friday & Saturday. Starting on 2/13 Live Comedy Show every Tuesday at 10pm
- Additional
Banquet, Bar Dining, Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cocktails, Dancing, Entertainment, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Private Room, Wine
- Phone number
(312) 313-1007
- Private party facilities
Professional spies understand there’s safety in numbers and our service agents have the perfect event space to make your next mission possible! We offer semi private event space for groups 12 and larger.
- Private party contact
Agent Power Line: (888) 989-5190
Gift card
Send gift cards instantly by email or print to present in person.