Mr Nice Guy Cocktails - Permanently Closed

Knead and Butcher

• Easter Rabbit Breakfast Sandwich (Easter Sunday Only!)USD 16.00

• The SaladUSD 7.00

  Shaved Brussels Caesar Salad, Olive Oil Herb Croutons, Parmesan

• Broc Fresh WrapUSD 9.00

  Broccoli, Cauliflower, Carmelized onions, Black bean hummus, Pickle carrots, Spicy Sesame Dressing

• Rice Bowl 2.1USD 12.00

  Roasted Veggies, Cucumber, Scallions, Grilled Mushrooms, Spicy Sesame Dressing

• Birria Grilled CheeseUSD 14.00

  Birria Braised Beef, Cilantro, Onion, Mozzarella, Braised Consommé for Dipping (Beef can be omitted from sandwich)

• I Can't Count To Monte CristoUSD 12.00

  Ham, Gruyere, Egg, Bacon, Hot Sauce, Maple Aioli, French Baguette

• Duck Confit Crepe "Taco"USD 22.00

  Duck Confit, Gruyere, Caramelized Onions, Crispy Onion Breadcrumb, French Onion Soup for Dipping

• Side O' VeggiesUSD 4.00

  Broccoli, Cauliflower, Roasted Red Peppers tossed in a Spicy Sesame Dressing

• Brown Butter BlondieUSD 8.00

Merch

Swag

• Blue Hoodie W/ Orange Lettering (Pre Order)USD 60.00

• Salmon Hoodie W/ Yellow Lettering (Pre Order)USD 60.00

• Black HatUSD 25.00

  Mr Pineapple Stitched on a Flat Brim SnapBack Hat (Limited Run)

• Maroon HatUSD 25.00

  Mr Pineapple Stitched on a Flat Brim SnapBack Hat (Limited Run)

Daily Specials

• Pineapple SalsaUSD 7.00

  House made daily. Pineapple, Habanero, Cilantro. Red Onion, Poblano Pepper, Red Bell Pepper, Hint of Lime

• The StackhouseUSD 15.00

  Tequila Espolon Blanco, Pure Raw Juice True Blood (Beet/Carrot/Pineapple/Orange), Q Club Soda

• Pineapple Express

  Margarita: Pineapple, 100% Blue Agave Tequila, Scratch Sour Mix, Lots of Zest

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 15.00
  • Makes 4 CocktailsUSD 26.00

• The Fool #3

  Pineapple, Pineapple, Mango and a dangerous amount of our House Made Margarita mix featuring Mezcal

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 21.00

• Miami Vice-Arita

  Tequila Espolon Reposado, Coconut, Pineapple, Lime, Strawberry. You know we like a good Vice... So why not add a Margarita to one? #CultColada #YoureInACultCallYourDad

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 17.00

• King K. Rool

  Tequila Espolon Reposado, Grapefruit, Roasted Banana, Lime. A drink good enough for the villainous leader of the Kremlings. He's been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will enjoy this margarita riff

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 17.00

• Tijuana Sunrise

  Tijuana Sunrise: Wheatley Vodka, Suze, Yellow Bell Pepper, Jalapeño, OJ Lemon. I've been drinking to forget just how good it was I was drinking with you, then I' m drinking till noon Now I' m drinking by myself I've been drinking to forget bout the both of us I was drinking with you, then I' m drinking till noon Now I' m drinking by myself Tijuana sunrise shine upon my face Tijuana sunrise shine upon my face

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• Tequila My Only FriendUSD 35.00

  Lets Just Get To The Point.. no Fluff..A 750ml House Margarita w Some Flavor If That's What You Want. Flavor? Please choose 1. No Traditional, Pineapple, Strawberry Pineapple +$5, Strawberry +$5

• Don't Call Me Old Fashion

  Whiskey, Sugar, Bitters. Nothing fancy just damn good. Bourbon or Rye: Please choose 1. OGD 100 Proof, Ridgemont 1792 Small Batch +$10, Balt Spirits Co. Epoch Rye +$10

  • 750mlUSD 40.00

• Shift Drink (Drink like You Are In the Industry)

  A tecate and a shot

  • Tecate And a Shot of TequilaUSD 6.00
  • Tecate And a Shot of WhiskeyUSD 6.00

The Cocktail Club

• "I Want It My Way" (Custom 750ml Cocktail)USD 50.00

  We call you and have a conversation like the good ole days. Available within 2 hours somtimes a lot quicker!

• Tool Box 3pkUSD 60.00

  The Trusty Tool Box includes a Wrench, Hammer and a Drill

• Loud Pack 6pk - Mix N MatchUSD 75.00

  A Mixed 6pk of different everyday offerings at a discounted price. Tigers Blood - Tequila Mule, 9lb Hammer - Sazerac, Allen Wrench - Brown Butter Old Fashion, Fruity Pebbles - Sangria, Banana OG - Banana Rum Old Fashion, Gelato - PBJ, Pink Dream - Pink Starburst Gin Collins, Pineapple Express - Pineapple Margarita, OG Kush - Papa's Pilar Daiquiri

• Custom Made Cocktail Tasting for 2 (4 Courses)USD 100.00

  We call you and ask you a few questions about your likes and dislikes. We will do the rest. A custom made Cocktail Tasting of 4 for 2 using only the finest spirits and ingredients. *We prefer 24 Hour Notice but Sometimes Miracles Can Be Made. Please Call Ahead Before Ordering For Day Of*

Mr. Nice Guy Specialities

Specialities

• Og Kush

  Traditional Daiquiri: Papas Pilar Blonde Rum, Lime, Sugar

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 18.00
  • Makes 4 CocktailsUSD 30.00

• Banana Og

  Carribean Old Fashion: Old Line Rum, Banana, Brown Sugar, Lime

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 20.00

• Tiger Tears

  Aperol, Watermelon, Smoked Apple, Lime, Sparkling Wine

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 20.00
  • Makes 4 CocktailsUSD 35.00

• Xpress Yourself

  Vodka, Vent Coffee Roasters Cold Brew, Coffee Amaro, Coffee Liquor, Vanilla, Almond

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 18.00

• Pineapple Express

  Margarita: Pineapple, 100% Blue Agave Tequila, Scratch Sour Mix, Lots of Zest

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 15.00
  • Makes 4 CocktailsUSD 26.00

• Space Cowboy

  Ha'Penny Rhubarb Gin, Basil, Passion Fruit, Almond, Lime, Angostura

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 23.00

• Rancho Piña

  Reposado Tequila, Tepache, Lime Oleo, Sour Water, Served with Club Soda

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 22.00

• Airwalker Og

  Rye, Campari, Grapefruit, House Made Curacao, Amaro

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 18.00

• Skywalker Og

  Paper Plane: Bourbon, Aperol, Grappa, Lemon

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 17.00

• Tai Fighter Og

  Mai Tai: A Blend of Jamaican Light and Dark Rum, Almond, Curacao, Lime

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 20.00

• The Fool #1

  Zombie: Mount Gay Eclipse Rum, Wray and Nephew Overproof Rum, Grapefruit, Cinnamon, Pineapple, Orgeat, Spiced Cranberry, Lime, Dash Absinthe and Angostura

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• Allen Wrench

  Brown Butter Old Fashion: Bourbon, Rye, Brown Butter, Orange, Cinnamon, Clove, Nutmeg, Vanilla

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 19.00
  • Makes 4 CocktailsUSD 34.00

• 9 Pound Hammer

  Sazerac: Sagamore Rye, Apple Brandy, Tenth Ward Absinthe, Lemon Peel, Sugar

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• The Utility Knife

  Manhattan: Elijah Craig small batch, Cocchi Vermouth di Torino, Dolin Rouge, Angostura

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• Trainwreck

  Negroni Riff #2: Mezcal, Aperol, Amaro, Coffee, Mole Bitters

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 20.00

• White Widow

  White Negroni: Gin, Suze, Dry Vermouth, Lavender, Rose Water

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 20.00

• Fruity Pebbles (Red Sangria)

  Our legen... wait for it.. dary Sangria: Red Wine Blend, Apple, Pineapple, Blood Orange, Watermelon

  • Makes 4 CocktailsUSD 20.00
  • Makes 6 CocktailsUSD 30.00

• Pink Dream

  Tenth Ward Genever Gin, Blackberries, Lavender, Blueberry, Chamomile, Coriander, Cranberry

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 16.00

Seasonal/Experimental Cocktails

• Calamity Ganon

  Every hero needs a villain. Why not make a drink awesome enough for that villain. "calamity ganon" old grand dad bottle in bond @carpanoantica vermouth @leopoldbros maraschino liqueur @cane_collective blood orange South side this riff of a blood and sand is boozy and the hits of tea makes this cocktail almost perfect. Calamity ganon is the last scourge in hyrule castle. Princess zelda has been keeping him at bay for the last 100 years. She waits for the champion to awake and help defeat the "great king of evil"

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 20.00

• The Medfield

  The medfield old grand dad bottle in bond baltimore spirits company amaro fernet pineapple-brown sugar taking that classic old fashion but shooting it to the moon!

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• Telegraph Avenue Kiss

  Baltimore spirits company skeleton gin, republic restoratives apple brandy, luxardo maraschino, lemon, spiced cranberry. Herbal, refreshing, elegant. This won't last very long. Don't sleep on this one like you did with that love not you never sent

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• Miami Vice-Arita

  Tequila espolon reposado, coconut, pineapple, lime, strawberry. You know we like a good vice. So why not add a margarita to one? #cultcolada #youreinacultcallyourdad

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 17.00

• King K. Rool

  Tequila Espolon Reposado, Grapefruit, Roasted Banana, Lime. A drink good enough for the villainous leader of the Kremlings. He's been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will enjoy this margarita riff

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 17.00

• Long Island Iced Z

  "Long Island Iced Z", Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Blue Curaçao, Lemonade" Long Island Iced Z", Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Blue Curaçao, Lemonade. For those Jersey Shore late nights. Pop your collar.. Get that fresh new cut.. Gas up the Jetta and get that night going hard. #takecare #spikeyourhair #woowoowooyouknowit

  • Makes 4 CocktailsUSD 22.00
  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 14.00

• What's My Age Again

  "What's My Age Again" . Skrewball Whiskey Giffard Strawberry Orgeat Lemon So I wanted to make a cocktail that reminded me of childhood. Why not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you' re twenty-three And you still act like you' re in freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again, what's my age again?

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• I Left My Wallet In El Segundo

  "I Left My Wallet in El Segundo" Mezcal Ilegal Joven Blue curaçao Donns Mix Lime Juice Q Grapefruit Soda I left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• Tijuana Sunrise

  Tijuana Sunrise: Wheatley Vodka Suze Yellow Bell Pepper Jalapeño OJ Lemon I've been drinking to forget just how good it was I was drinking with you, then I' m drinking till noon Now I' m drinking by myself I've been drinking to forget bout the both of us I was drinking with you, then I' m drinking till noon Now I' m drinking by myself Tijuana sunrise shine upon my face Tijuana sunrise shine upon my face

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• Kung Fury

  Mezcal Ilegal Joven, Amaro Montenegro, Campari, Blueberry, Lemon, Tajin. In 1985, Kung Fury, the toughest martial artist cop in Miami, goes back in time to kill the worst criminal of all time - Kung Führer, a.k.a. Adolf Hitler

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 24.00

• The Faye Valentine

  Vanilla Vodka, Cane Collective Passion Fruit, Lime. Served with a side of Sparkling Wine.Poker Alice, Queen of Hearts.... whatever you call her, this Honkey Tonk Woman means business. When she grabs a drink, she grabs no less than two. The Vanilla Creamsicle notes from the main cocktail in one glass and a glass a sparkling in the other makes this classy combo.

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 20.00

• The Fool #3

  Pineapple, Pineapple, Mango and a dangerous amount of our House Made Margarita mix featuring Mezcal

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 21.00

• Monkey Butler

  McClintock Forager Gin, Campari, Ramazotti Amaro, Grapefruit Cordial, topped with Q Grapefruit Soda

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 21.00

• Chocolate Drill

  Chocolate Boulevardier: Elijah Craig, Campari, Coffee, Cacao, Amaro

  • Makes 2 CocktailsUSD 23.00

• The Rachael RayUSD 28.00

  Olive Oil washed Wheatley Vodka, Lillet, Black Pepper Tincture (A Double Martini)

Frozen Cocktails

• The One In the PineappleUSD 25.00

  A frozen version of our beloved pineapple express our house margarita

• Frozen Frankenberry DaiquiriUSD 10.00

  A mixed berry rum daiquiri

• Frozen Miami ViceUSD 11.00

  Rum, house made coconut cream, pineapple, strawberry, lime

• Frozen Pineapple ExpressUSD 9.00

  Frozen house margarita: pineapple, 100% blue agave tequila, scratch sour mix, lots of zest

• Frozen MS. ScarletUSD 8.00

  Our frozen strawberry daiquiri

Large Format Cocktails

Larger Format

• Lambrusco

  • 750mlUSD 18.00

• Mulled Wine

  Nana kept a lot of magazine clippings growing up. This secret family recipe may or may not be from one of them. Wine, Apple, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Clove, Anise and dashes of some zest.. Heating directions: In a medium pot, add mulled wine and spice pack. Heat on medium to medium low heat till you bring it to a temperature that is warm enough for you to drink

  • 750mlUSD 22.00

• Sangria

  House Wine Mix, Apple, Pear, Watermelon and plenty of Love...

  • 750mlUSD 20.00

• Margarita

  Tequila: Please choose 1. House Tequila, Espolon Reposado +$7, Wahaka Mezcal +$15. Flavor: Please choose 1. No Traditional, Pineapple, Strawberry Pineapple +$5, Strawberry +$5

  • 750mlUSD 40.00

• Don't Call Me Old Fashion

  Whiskey, Sugar, Bitters. Nothing fancy just damn good. Bourbon or Rye: Please choose 1. OGD 100 Proof, Ridgemont 1792 Small Batch +$10, Balt Spirits Co. Epoch Rye +$10

  • 750mlUSD 40.00

• Watermelon Spritz (Watermelon, Aperol, Bottle of Bubbles)USD 40.00

  A large format version of our popular take on an Aperol Spritz named "Tiger Tears" This comes with a 750ml mixture made of Vodka, Watermelon, Aperol and Citrus along with a 750ml of Bubbles!

• Vodka Soda Kit (Wheatley Vodka + 4pk Q Soda)USD 40.00

  1L Bottle of Wheatley Vodka + 4pk of Q

• Mule Kit (Espolon Tequila + 4pk Q Ginger Beer)USD 55.00

  A 1L bottle of Espolon Tequila and a 4pk of Q Ginger Soda

• Margarita Kit

  Type of House Mix: Please choose 1. Traditional +$10, Strawberry +$15

  • Espolon Silver (750 Ml)USD 40.00
  • Espolon Reposado (750 Ml)USD 45.00

Beer and Wine

Beer

• Estrella NaUSD 3.00

• Upland Champagne Velvet 12oz

  • 1 CanUSD 3.00
  • 6pkUSD 15.00

• Von Trapp Vienna Lager 12oz

  • 1 CanUSD 3.00
  • 6pkUSD 15.00

• Firestone Walker Fly Jack IPA 12oz

  • 12oz BeerUSD 3.00
  • 6pkUSD 15.00

• Firestone Walker Mind Haze "Hazy IPA" 12oz

  • 1 BeerUSD 3.50
  • 6pkUSD 18.00

• Firestone Walker Double Mind Haze 12oz

  • 1 BeerUSD 4.00
  • 6pkUSD 20.00

• Idiom Set In Stone Plum-Apricot Sour 16oz

  • 1 BeerUSD 6.50
  • 4pkUSD 25.00

• Aslin Thats Facts New Zealand Pilsner 16oz

  • 1 BeerUSD 6.50
  • 4pkUSD 25.00

• Delirium Tremens Belgian Ale 16.9oz4pk

  • 1 BeerUSD 8.00
  • 4pkUSD 28.00

• Charlestowne Fermentory Yacht Party Lager 16oz

  • 1 BeerUSD 6.50
  • 4pkUSD 25.00

• Black Flag Departure Hazy IPA 16oz

  • 1 BeerUSD 6.50
  • 4pkUSD 25.00

• Untitled Art Yuzu Raspberry Sherbet 16oz

  • 1 BeerUSD 6.50
  • 4pkUSD 25.00

• Civil Society Fresh Truimph 16oz

  • 1 BeerUSD 6.50
  • 4pkUSD 25.00

Wine

• French Pinot NoirUSD 26.00

• French BubblesUSD 22.00

• Lambrusco SplitUSD 8.00

• Lambrusco BottleUSD 18.00

• Eola Hills Chardonnay (Oregon)USD 30.00

• Gabriella Pinot Grigio (Italy)USD 22.00

• R8 Cabernet Sauvignon 16 (California)USD 30.00

The Bottle Shop

Whiskey

• Knob Creek 15yrUSD 125.00

• Jim Beam Little Book 2020USD 199.00

• Bookers 2020-01 "Granny'S Batch"USD 129.00

• Elijah Craig Barrel Proof 132.8USD 110.00

• Widow Jane 10yr BourbonUSD 70.00

• Sagamore Baltimore Bar Guild Barrel #76

  • 750mlUSD 75.00

• Sagamore Baltimore Bar Guild Barrel #62

  • 750mlUSD 75.00

• Black Maple Hill Limited Edition Oregon Straight RyeUSD 90.00

• Bardstown Bourbon Fusion SeriesUSD 75.00

• Old Line Whiskey (Rum Aged Bottling To Benefit Baltimore Relief Fund)

  • 750mlUSD 60.00

• Republic Restoratives Borough BourbonUSD 35.00

• Michter's Unblended American WhiskeyUSD 50.00

• Michter's Small Batch BourbonUSD 50.00

• Michter's Single Barrel RyeUSD 55.00

Vodka

• Wheatley Vodka

  • 1lUSD 25.00

Tequila - Mezcal

• Illegal Mezcal

  • 750mlUSD 40.00

• Espolon Silver

  • 1lUSD 40.00

• Espolon Reposado

  • 1lUSD 45.00

Brandy

• Rr Chapmans Apple BrandyUSD 40.00

Rum

• Old Line Caribbean RumUSD 35.00

• Old Line Navy Strength RumUSD 45.00

Gin

• Barr Hill Gin

  • 750mlUSD 40.00

• Tenth Ward Genever Gin

  • 750mlUSD 40.00

• Baltimore Spirits Company Shot Tower GinUSD 40.00

Bitters

• Peychauds BitterUSD 10.00

Cognac

• Remy 1738USD 75.00

Other Stuff...

• Aperol

  • 1lUSD 35.00

• Campari

  • 1lUSD 43.00

Hats!

• Black HatUSD 25.00

  Mr Pineapple Stitched on a Flat Brim SnapBack Hat (Limited Run)

• Maroon HatUSD 25.00

  Mr Pineapple Stitched on a Flat Brim SnapBack Hat (Limited Run)

Spirit Free/Sodas

Spirit-Free | Sodas

• N/A Breakfast At Aperitiffany' SUSD 7.00

  Giffard Aperitif Non-Alcoholic, Cucumber, Mint, Watermelon, & Pepper Syrup, Lime. Topped with a Langunitas Hop Water N/A Beverage

• Boylan Black CherryUSD 3.00

• Manor Hill Lime SodaUSD 3.00

• Manor Hill TangerineUSD 3.00

• Q SodaUSD 3.00

  Choose 1: Soda, Tonic, Ginger Beer, Grapefruit