Available from Open until Close
Cheese Boards
We have a wide selection of epicurean cheeses and Arissa cashew-based vegan cheeses, served with baguette or crackers, activated nuts and dried fruits (gf/vego)
One CheeseAUD 18.00
Two CheeseAUD 27.00
Three CheeseAUD 36.00
Four CheeseAUD 45.00
Salami Boards
We cut a selection of artisan salami from The Salami Shack and Goose on the Loose, as well as Italian Prosciutto & Sopressas, served with baguette or crackers & activated nuts (gf/o)
One SalamiAUD 18.00
Two SalamiAUD 27.00
Three SalamiAUD 36.00
Four SalamiAUD 45.00
Mixed Boards
Mix it up with your choice of epicurean cheeses and artisan meats, served with baguette or crackers, activated nuts and dried fruits (gf/o/vego)
One ItemAUD 18.00
Two ItemsAUD 27.00
Three ItemsAUD 36.00
Four ItemsAUD 45.00
The Ultimate Grazing Board
Minimum nine items from our curated pantry including three meats or cheeses, served with an array of condiments and special accompaniments to match (gf/o/vego). Serves 2 to 4 people
The Ultimate Grazing BoardAUD 55.00
Tailored Wine Flights
At Life’s Too Short Bar we specialise in Wine Matching ... not just to food, but to people. Our belief is that by finding a truly great pairing, that both the wine and food can be amplified, and the experience enjoyed more fully. So, tell us what you like, and what you don’t so we can tailor this wine flight just for you.
4 Wines (50ml pours)AUD 30.00
6 Wines (50ml pours)AUD 45.00
8 Wines (50ml pours)AUD 60.00
4 Matched CheesesAUD 45.00
4 Matched Salami/MeatsAUD 45.00
Authentic Swiss Cheese Fondue for Two
Direct from Switzerland! Experience the authentic blend of Swiss cheeses, herbs and kirsch combine in this unmistakable national dish. Served in a traditional fondue set, with Swiss-style cubed bread, cured air-dried meat, cornichons and pickled onions (gf). It really doesn’t get more Swiss. Sharable for 2 to 4 people
Authentic Swiss Cheese Fondue for TwoAUD 59.00
Tapas Dishes
Warm house olivesAUD 9.00
(gf/vegan)
Warm activated almonds and walnutsAUD 9.00
(gf/vegan)
Crispy Pan-Fried Spanish ChorizoAUD 9.00
Anchovy ParmesansAUD 14.00
three dehydrated aged parmesan wafers, sundried tomato pesto, marinated white anchovy (gf)
Tomato Arancini with Garlic AioliAUD 16.00
(gf/v, vegan option)
Crispy Falafels with Garlic AioliAUD 17.00
(gf/v, vegan option)
Italian MeatballsAUD 18.00
Pork & beef, tomato & basil passata, grana padano (gf)
Chestnut Baked BrieAUD 18.00
chestnuts, truffle oil & toasted house bread (v/gfo)
Black Garlic Baked BrieAUD 18.00
black garlic, fresh rosemary & toasted house bread (v/gfo)
Spanish Serrano JamonAUD 19.00
(gf)
New Zealand Green Lip MusselsAUD 17.00
(gf)
King Prawns, Thai-styleAUD 18.00
(gf)
Air-Fried HaloumiAUD 18.00
with honey, pistachio & thyme (v/gf)
Hand-Crumbed CroquettesAUD 19.00
(gf)
Sig’s Mum’s Chinese Chicken NibblesAUD 22.00
(gf)
Home-Made Soups
Turkish Lentil SoupAUD 24.00
(gf/v, v option)
Bulleit & Blue SoupAUD 20.00
(gf/o)
Salads & Share Plates
Pear, Rocket, Grana Padano & Walnut SaladAUD 14.00
with Sig’s house Dijon dressing (v/gf, vegan option)
Chef’s Giant Gourmet SaladAUD 24.00
(v/gf/vg)
- Spanish serrano jamon (gf)AUD 9.00
- crispy pan-fried chorizo (gf)AUD 9.00
- Norwegian oven-baked salmon fillet (gf)AUD 12.00
Norwegian Salmon RöstiAUD 36.00
(gf)
Desserts
Vanilla Bean Panna CottaAUD 16.00
(gf/v)
Belgian Chocolate Lava CakeAUD 16.00
(v, not gf)
The Chocolate VolcanoAUD 25.00
(v, not gf)
Ferrero RocherAUD 16.00
(gf/vdf/vegan)
Classic AffogatoAUD 14.00
(gf/v, vegan option)
Royal AffogatoAUD 25.00
(gf/v, vegan option)
Our Famous Flaming CrêpesAUD 26.00
(gf/v)
Coffee & Tea
Code Black 3056 CoffeeAUD 6.00
(vegan and gf options)
Sticky Chai by Captain ChaiAUD 7.00
(vegan and gf options)
Turmeric Latte by JomeisAUD 5.00
Mörk ChocolateAUD 7.50
(vegan and gf options)
High Tea with HarriettAUD 7.00
(vegan/gf)