Grub on these appetizers before you actual grub on. Share them with your Pizzafaces or gobble them all on your own
Garlicky Bread Sticks$3.00
The best part of our pizza is the garlicky bread stick crust
Cheese Bread Sticks$4.00
Gooey melted cheese on our already delicious Garlicky Bread Sticks
A big bunch of baked Pepperonis from our oven
Our salads are made to order with fresh and crisp ingredients. And taste particularly good from up on that high horse you're sitting on. Add Cheese to any Salad $0.50 / $1.50 Family; Add Meat to Any Salad $2.50 / $6 Family. Chicken - Bacon - Pepperoni - Ham - Anchovies. Dressing: Housemade Ranch - Balsamic - Caesar
Romaine Lettuce, Red Onion, Roma Tomatoes, and Croutons
- Family Size$15.00
Romaine Lettuce, Croutons, Parmesan Cheese, and Caesar Dressing
- Family Size$18.00
Every great meal needs somethings sweet and decadent to cap things off!
Experience the glory that is cannoli as never before! Enjoy a plate of fresh cannoli chips with a portion sweet Italians cream filling to dip in!
These culinary masterpieces are our contributions to the world of late night cuisine. Nobody does them like we do because nobody else does them!
The Pizza Dawg$6.00
A hot dog, stuffed with pepperoni and cheese, served in a slice of pizza as the bun! A healthy alternative to a cup of melted butter!
American cheese melted atop two slices of pizza and pressed together into a sandwich! Pizza be with you! (and also with you)
Half the size of the Cheezus Crust and every bit as blasphamalicious!
The flavors you savor! Available as slices or whole pies. All Slices $4 each; Whole Pies $22 each
Cheese w/ Fresh Basil
Our classic cheese pizza, Subtly flavored with, you guessed it, fresh Basil leaves
Mushroom w/ Roasted Garlic
Generous heapings of Mushrooms with a sprinkling of Roasted Garlic
A generous layer of Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese
Spicy-ass Pepperoni w/ Sriracha
Pepperoni and Banana Peppers, laced with Sriracha sauce and Red Pepper flakes
Zesty chunks of Sausage with sprinkles of classic Italian Seasonings
Pizza of the Week
One of over 40 fun and crazy recipes is available every week!
Build Your Own
Choose from our options below and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird. $22 to start, includes your first topping
Sub Daiya Vegan$4.00
Some of our best and tastiest specialty pizzas are available for your binge-eating pleasure, made to order. Whole pies only
Pepperoni & sausage. Meat on Meat!
One Charming Motherf#$%ing Pig$24.00
Extra Pepperoni & Extra Bacon. 10 times more charming than Arnold from Green Acres
Kumana Wana Laya$24.00
Ham, Pineapple, and Cinnamon. Like they do in Hawaii
Double Secret Chicken, Bacon, and Ranch
All dat Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, and Onions
Pepperoni, Sausage, Ham, Bacon, and Onion. Nobody ever accused George of eating healthily
Silence of the Buffalo Chickens$24.00
it puts the f$@%ing Ranch Sauce and Buffalo Chicken on the pizza!!!
Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Banana Peppers on his pizza. He Know what's up
Extra Strength Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Sausage., it'll put you right
White Margherita pizza with Tomatoes and Basil. So fresh, you'll slap your mamma
Grabs you by the Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, and Tomatoes, and pulls
The Red Vegan$26.00
Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Basil, and Daiya Vegan Cheese. Animal Free, yo
The High Horse Personal Pizza
The High Horse Personal Pizza
This delicious 8" Pizza is Gluten-Free, Vegan, or Both! Your first two toppings are include! Can be made with real cheese upon request
- Defile with Meat$1.25
- Extra Veggies$1.00