Grumpy's Bar and Grill

Appetizers

• Grumpy Wings*USD 10.99

  Wing flavors are available in: Mild, Hot, Grumpy's BM, Jamacian, Teriyaki, Bangkok or Cajun Dry Rub. Served just how you want 'em with either bleu cheese or ranch dressing & celery

• Chicken Tenders*USD 8.99

  Premium chicken breast tenders, coated with your choke of sauce, or naked with sauce on the side. Served with our own bleu cheese dressing and celery sticks. Choose: Mild, Hot, BBQ, Jamacian, Teriyaki, Bangkok or Honey Mustard

• Quesadilla GordoUSD 9.99

  A nice big flour tortilla brushed with garlic butter, grilled with mucho cheddar and pepper jack cheeses, tomatoes and onions. Served with cilantro sour cream and salsa. Your choice of Chicken or Beef

• Potato SkinsUSD 9.99

  We take Grade A fresh potatoes and pile on melted cheddar jack, bacon, & green onions. Served with sour cream

• Cheese Curds*USD 8.99

  White cheddar cheese curds fried to perfection! Served with a side of marinara!

• Tepanyaki Beef TidbitsUSD 10.99

  Asian marinated tenderloin chunks, pan seared to juicy perfection and served with cream cheese dipping sauce. Do you know what a loss leader is? This is ours. Way too good to be at this price

• Cheesy Garlic BreadUSD 6.99

  Not just melted cheese, but also a garlic sauce that kills! WARNING: our Garlic Cheesy Bread is completely addictive!

• Deep Fried Mushrooms*USD 8.99

  Just like it sounds. A pile of mushrooms breaded and deep fried to crispy goodness! Served with a side of ranch dressing

• Beer Battered Onion RingsUSD 8.99

  We batter 'em...you pound 'em down. Thanks to our own special recipe, we slipped in the brewski for a batter that's to die for! w/ side of chipotle mayo

• Nachos El GrumpyUSD 10.99

  Aye Chihuahua! Tortilla chips smothered with spiced beef or chicken, melted cheddar jack cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos, black olives & green onions. Served with salsa 8 sour cream

• SlidersUSD 9.99

  3 Sliders. Choose from burgers, pulled pork, pastrami or roast beef. Add a cheese at no additional cost

• Mini Corndogs*USD 7.99

  A little taste of the State Fair all year long. But we won't serve 'em on a stick as some things are sacred

• Tex Mex Queso Rolls*USD 9.99

  A North American alliance of roasted chicken and caramelized onions, tucked into a flour tortilla and deep fried. Served with BBQ sauce, cilantro sour cream and tortilla chips

• Walleye Fingers*USD 9.99

  Yeah, yeah, we know, walleyes don't have fingers. Tasty strips of Canadian Walleye are beer battered and deep fried. Served with lemon wedges and side of tartar sauce

• Pepper Jack "Popeye" Spinach DipUSD 8.99

  Brutus gets his with a zesty blend of spicy, melted pepper jack cheese and spinach served with parmesan bread crisps and tortilla chips

• Mac N Cheese Bites*USD 7.99

  Straight out of the trailer park and on to your plate. Fried and battered macaroni and cheese. Almost as entertaining as a shirtless dude with a mullet on Cops

• Jalapeno Bottle Caps*USD 7.99

  Sliced, battered and deep fried jalapenos! Served with a choke of dipping sauce

Tater Selection

Add Chili Cheese to any These Delicious Taters for Just $3, Add a Dipping Sauce for $0.95

• Criss-cut Fries

  made for dipping lightly battered goodness

  • Heaping HelpingUSD 6.99
  • 1/2 A HeapUSD 4.99

• Mashed

  special recipe, with white cheddar

  • Heaping HelpingUSD 6.99
  • 1/2 A HeapUSD 4.99

• Baked

  cheese, butter, green onions, sour cream & bacon

  • Heaping HelpingUSD 6.99
  • 1/2 A HeapUSD 4.99

• Grumpy Fries

  these are your standard cut, big n beefy style fries

  • Heaping HelpingUSD 6.99
  • 1/2 A HeapUSD 4.99

• Tater Tots

  think back to 4th grade and you get the idea style fries

  • Heaping HelpingUSD 6.99
  • 1/2 A HeapUSD 4.99

• Shoe String

  They' re way thin, unlike you after 18 lbs of 'em

  • Heaping HelpingUSD 4.95
  • 1/2 A HeapUSD 3.95

Salads

When available and in season Grumpy's uses locally grown produce. Add Grilled Chicken Breast To Any Salad For $2.99. Salad Dressings: Ranch, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Caesar, Buttermilk Bleu, French, 1000 Island, Italian, Honey Mustard, (Fat Free Italian. Ranch & French)

• Strawberry SaladUSD 9.99

  Beautiful summer day in a bowl (who writes this stuff?) Baby spinach, strawberries, onion, honey mustard dressing on side

• Ty Cobb SaladUSD 11.99

  A heavy hitter sans the bad attitude. You name the dressing. Classic iceberg topped with turkey, ham and bacon, plus hard cooked eggs, avocado, diced tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles and black olives

• Aztec SaladUSD 9.99

  Romaine lettuce tossed with kicky chipotle dressing, red peppers, black beans, corn and cheddar cheese, green onions and tortilla chips

• Greek SaladUSD 9.99

  Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, pepperoncinis, feta cheese, kalamata olives and green peppers with homemade oregano vinaigrette. Opaa!

• Caesar a LA GrumpyUSD 8.99

  Veni, vidi, very delicious. Romaine lettuce with zippy Caesar dressing, croutons and parmesan cheese

• Spinach Flatbread SaladUSD 9.99

  Baby spinach, roasted red peppers, Kalamata olives, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella and parmesan cheese. Served with flatbread and a side of balsamic vinaigrette. Flat out fabulous!

Soups

All of Grumpy's soup are homemade!

• Chicken Wild Rice

  rich and creamy with seasoned chicken yellow onion wild rice & celery

  • CupUSD 3.99
  • BowlUSD 5.99

• Grumpy's Mac N Cheese

  think outside of the box on this one hearty with chunks of bratwurst dang near a meal by itself

  • CupUSD 3.99
  • BowlUSD 5.99

• Chili

  everyone has their own take on chili its to bad they all wrong and we right

  • CupUSD 3.99
  • BowlUSD 5.99
  • Loaded It UpUSD 0.95

• Soup du Jour

  Umm.. that's french for soup of the day! Ask your sever

  • CupUSD 3.99
  • BowlUSD 5.99

Sandwiches

All of our bread and baked goods are made in St. Paul saint agnes baking. We also features boars head meat on all sandwiches. Sub Gluten free bread for any sandwich or burger. Make it a Wrap - Almost every sandwich here can be made as a wrap, just ask! Vegetarian Chicken Patty Available for all Chicken Sandwiches: Served with a pickle spear & homemade potato chips. substitute a tater choice for $0.95; Substitute onion rings, jalapeno bottle caps, fruits, cup of soup, or a side salad for $1.95; Side of coleslaw, cottage cheese or seasoned sour cream $0,95

• Buffalo Wing Chicken SandwichUSD 10.99

  Lightly grilled chicken breast smothered in our own buffalo wing sauce, with pepper cheese, cucumber slices 8 a small side of bleu cheese dressing

• Cajun Chicken SandwichUSD 10.99

  Oooh wee! Cajun char broiled chicken breast lopped with cheddar jack, lettuce, tomato, on-yuhn strings 8 our tangy cajun sauce

• Hawaiian Chicken SandwichUSD 10.99

  Our char broiled breast of chicken is marinated and comes with mozzarella cheese and grilled pineapple.

• Build Your Own #%@$ Chicken SandwichUSD 8.99

  Mr./Mrs. Picky, pick yer own damn toppings. Add Mushrooms, Sauteed Onions, Pineapple, Bell Peppers, Guacamole, Sour Cream, American, Swiss, Cheddar Jack, Mozzarella, Pepper Cheese, or Bleu Cheese for $0.95 Each. Bacon $1.50

• Southwestern Turkey SandwichUSD 10.99

  Deli style turkey, pepper cheese, jalapeno bacon, and chipotle mayo on Texas toast

• Walleye SandwichUSD 13.99

  Canadian Walleye dipped in beer batter and deep fried golden brown. Served on a grilled hoagie with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and tartar sauce

• Tuna Melt El PasoUSD 9.99

  It's Tuna Salad done Texas-style. With pepper cheese and tomato grilled on some snappy marble rye bread

• BBQ Chicken SandwichUSD 10.99

  Char-broiled chicken breast topped with melted cheddar jack, bacon, lettuce and tomato. Served on a bun with Grumpy's BBQ sauce

• Mock Duck BBQ SandwichUSD 9.99

  People who like this kind of stuff say it's delish (we'll take their word for it). Served on a hoagie, no real ducks were harmed in the making of this sandwich! We just killed the %S#@ out of some Tofu

• Grumpy's Coney Dogs "St. Paul Style"USD 8.99

  2 old world home made Coney sauce recipe dogs, THIS AIN'T A 01111.1 DOG! Grilled buns, mustard, cheese 8 onions

• Grilled CheeseUSD 7.99

  You got yer meat group, yer dairy group, and yer bread group

• Hell on WheelsUSD 10.99

  A truckload of corned beef and pastrami smothered and covered with onions, melted Swiss and pepper jack cheeses. Piled on marble rye, slathered with deli mustard and grilled

• Grilled ReubenUSD 10.99

  Lean corned beef from Grumpy's deli, sauerkraut, 1000 island dressing & swiss cheese grilled on dark grain rye bread

• Grumpy's RachelUSD 10.99

  This sandwich puts the deli in delicious with sliced roast turkey & swiss cheese on marble rye with sauerkraut & ranch dressing

• B.L.TUSD 8.99

  For the slower set out there, that means Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato. And like everything else we do, it's one of the best you'll ever have. Yer choke of white or wheat with mayo

• French DipUSD 10.99

  Right here is where I mention the words "French" & "Dip" being used together. Piles of roast beef on a grilled French loaf, with a side of au jus

• Club HouseUSD 10.99

  Toasted sourdough, roost turkey, smoked ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, cheddar and provolone cheeses. A club so good, even Grumpy would join

• The CubanUSD 10.99

  Ham, shredded pork, honey mustard, garlic aioli, provolone cheese and pickle chips on a grilled ciabatta roll. Fidel falling down on stage good

Big Burgers

We Use Certified Hereford Beef! Sub Gluten free bread for any sandwich or burger. Served with a pickle spear & homemade potato chips. substitute a tater choice for $0.95; Substitute onion rings, jalapeno bottle caps, fruits, cup of soup, or a side salad for $1.95; Side of coleslaw, cottage cheese or seasoned sour cream $0,95

• Southern Style "the Elvis"USD 12.99

  Half a pound of 100% Black Angus grilled to order 14 topped with peanut butter and crispy bacon! Okay, it sounds weird but once you try it you'll be hooked

• The American BurgerUSD 10.99

  U.S.A! U.S.A! Even when covered with cheese, there's nothin' yellow about this cheeseburger! Your choice of cheese. (It even makes swiss seem patriotic)

• Slow Burn BurgerUSD 12.99

  Jalapeno bottle caps, Jalapeno bacon, pepper cheese, salsa, and chipotle mayo. Comes with a side of replacement taste buds

• NY Deli BurgerUSD 12.99

  Pastrami, pepper jack cheese, kosher pickles, cream cheese spiked with chives and bacon. Really, really good

• Juicy LucyUSD 10.99

  Sure we ain't the first to offer these up. But our monster sized version is one of the best out there!

• Cream Cheese BurgerUSD 12.99

  I'm certain this will be made illegal in most states soon enough, but for now it doesn't get much better than this, cream cheese blended with chives and chopped bacon make this a heart stopping delight

• Gwhack a Mole BurgerUSD 12.99

  A little south of the border, up nod'. We spire this one up with sauteed peppers and onions, guacamole, pepper jack, tortilla chips, chipotle mayo

• Garlic Cheesey BurgerUSD 11.99

  Our Cheesy Garlic Bread is to die for. Now imagine our primo Certified Hereford Beef Burger sandwiched between it. Served with marinara for dippin'

Build Your Own #%@$ Burger

$9.99

• Build Your Own Burger

  Choose your burger: Black Angus, Grass Fed (add $2), or Veggie Patty (black bean or Boca) and add. Choose your additions: Mushrooms, Sauteed Onions, Bell Peppers, Pineapple, Guacamole, American, Swiss, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Chedder, Cheddar Jack, Mozzarella, or with Pepper Cheese for $1.49 each, Regular or Jalapeno Bacon $1.99

Pizza

Our 10" Brick Oven Pizzas Are Hand Crafted And Lightly Brushed With Garlic Butter. We have Gluten free for $3

• Maui WauiUSD 13.99

  Alfredo sauce, freshly chopped chicken breast, pineapple, banana peppers and jalapeno peppers

• Mac's Big PizzaUSD 13.99

  Six all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, sesame seeds on a tasty pizza crust!

• MargaritaUSD 11.99

  Tomato, basil, garlic, fresh mozzarella

• Buffalo Chicken PizzaUSD 12.99

  Buffalo chicken, celery, blue cheese crumbles, buffalo sauce & mozzarella

• Thai PizzaUSD 12.99

  Grilled Chicken, pea pods, carrots, crushed red pepper, sweet chili sauce, mozzarella

• Bbq ChickenUSD 12.99

  Grilled chicken with cheddar jack cheese, tasty BBQ sauce, red onions, & fresh cilantro

Build your Own #%@! Pizza

• Build your Own PizzaUSD 9.99

  Start with our bask sauce and cheese pizza. Choose between marinara, alfredo, BBQ, buffalo or sweet chili sauce.Toppings: Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Ham, Roasted Chicken, Mushrooms, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Banana Peppers, Cheddar, Parmesan, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Green Peppers, Black Olives, Green Olives, Xtra Cheese, Red Onions, jalapenos, Red Peppers, Pepperoncini, Pineapple, Fresh Basil, Garlic