Funky Geisha Cabo

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   ShalG

   San Francisco

   1 review

   3.0

   1 review

   Dined on March 16, 2023

   overall3food3service3ambience4

   The menu is very limited for vegetarians. Would be good to add some more choices. The quality of the vegetarian dishes we had was not very high. The thai curries that were vegetarian just had some raw tofu chunks added in - not tasty.

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   BobG

   Chicago

   45 reviews

   vip
   4.0

   45 reviews

   Dined on March 15, 2023

   overall4food3service3ambience4

   Service was slow. Part of my food order never arrived. Very unique place. Because of sand floors the servers have same issues as patrons for footing. Servers have three flights of stairs to get food and drinks. I feel for them

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   OpenTable Diner

   Atlanta Metro

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on March 12, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Great food, lovely ambiance and great service! Highly recommended!

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   OpenTable Diner

   Baja California

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on March 11, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Excelente, desde el trato, la comida y el lugar. Nos la pasamos muy bien.

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   Jason

   Kansas City

   11 reviews

   vip
   5.0

   11 reviews

   Dined on February 16, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Had a wonderful experience. Food was great, drinks were outstanding and service was awesome! Highly recommended this place

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   RyanE

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on February 15, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Excellent food , I really enjoyed the panang curry. Will be back soon!

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7. OT

   OpenTable Diner

   Cancun

   1 review

   4.0

   1 review

   Dined on February 15, 2023

   overall4food4service3ambience5

   Have been here 2 times now and my experience is the same both times . I feel the menu is quite limited . What we did have was tasty , not the best not the worst . Panag curry was good . The house cocktails are not very good . I didn’t like any of them . The vibe is a good one and it’s a fun place to celebrate with a group of people . Not my favourite place but also not the worst .

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   GioB

   San Francisco

   4 reviews

   5.0

   4 reviews

   Dined on February 11, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Funky Geisha is still my absolute ‘go-to’ with my significant other. Every time we walk in, we are greeted with extremely friendly staff. They always give us a great seat. The food and drinks are always consistently world class. And of course, the atmosphere that is created there can’t be compared to anything else. Love it!

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   VinayaS

   Charlotte

   5 reviews

   vip
   5.0

   5 reviews

   Dined on February 6, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Awesome time! Next time we are in Cabo, we are coming back!

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    RhonaM

    New York Area

    5 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on February 1, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    new spot for us. so very pleasantly surprised how good it was! on our must list for Cabo vaca!

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11. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    1 review

    vip
    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 26, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    A 41st birthday

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    GiancarloM

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 26, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    El arroz con hongos es una delicia y me gusto que se preocuparan por nuestro Veganismo y nos avisaran de algunos platillos que traen ingredientes no aptos en su proceso de preparación. El Show que hacen esta muy padre y se ve que lo disfrutan mucho los bailarines lo que lo hace muy disfrutable para nosotros :) Super recomendado!

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    Jamie

    Dallas

    3 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on January 23, 2023

    overall5food4service5ambience5

    Great experience and staff was very attentive!

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    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    4 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on January 22, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing place. Great service. They had a live saxophone player and he was also amazing. Would highly recommend!

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    Chris

    Baja California Sur

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 21, 2023

    overall4food4service5ambience5

    Birthday celebration

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    SueH

    Orange County

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on January 15, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Fun and funky indeed! A special experience while you’re in Cabo. Right on the sand. Food is delicious. Service was excellent!

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    Canadiense

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 15, 2023

    overall4food5service5ambience3

    The service and food were excellent. A few small touches and attention to detail would make the whole experience better, however. Remember to bring a phone because the menu - and prices, are all online and you have to scan to view your options. It's not very convenient nor easy to navigate. We arrived on time, with only one other table occupied in the whole place. They seated us right beside them. By the time we left, some tables had still not been used. We would have been much more comfortable with some space and being more strategically seated. The seating arrangements themselves could be improved. Some seats were chairs in the sand which sunk down, leaving your dining partner sitting about two feet lower. Being on the beach, a view would be nice but the tables were organized so one person had their back to the beach and the other was looking at a raised section of seating, blocking any view. It would be an easy fix to have the seating parallel to the beach and to leave the raised seating in behind. For the price, a view and more comfort is not too much to ask.

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    SheilaF

    Grand Rapids

    4 reviews

    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on January 13, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Unique location, very beautiful. Great apps!

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    OpenTable Diner

    Baltimore

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 11, 2023

    overall5food4service5ambience5

    I really enjoyed the ambience of the restaurant, food was good, service was excellent. I would suggest this restaurant if your celebrating a special occasion & want to catch the beautiful scenery Cabo has to offer.

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    OpenTable Diner

    Phoenix

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 8, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Very fun but a bit difficult to get to for a handicapped individual.

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    NicoleC

    Denver

    5 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on January 7, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Super memorable and lively dining experience with great food and drinks.

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22. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Baja California

    6 reviews

    5.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on January 6, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Excelente servicio, Comida rica y buen ambiente

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23. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    San Diego

    1 review

    vip
    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 6, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Great food, great atmosphere!

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    Caly

    Cancun

    2 reviews

    3.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on January 3, 2023

    overall3food3service1ambience2

    Estuve sentada en mi mesa hora y media y no llegaba ni la entrada. Los cocteles decepcionantes, la comida equis para los precios, siempre lo mismo con rosa negra. Honestamente no vuelvo a sus restaurantes.

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25. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Portland

    5 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on January 3, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Great food and ambiance. This is a “dining experience”, do not expect fast food.

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    OpenTable Diner

    Atlanta Metro

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on January 2, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Love everything about this place! Great food! Loved the sand floors and artwork. Top tier service!

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    happyfoodie

    San Francisco

    12 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    12 reviews

    Dined on January 2, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing food, great service and fun atmosphere

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    Fiveothree

    Chicago

    36 reviews

    vip
    4.0

    36 reviews

    Dined on January 2, 2023

    overall4food3service3ambience4

    Fun evening with family of 3 generations with 2 teens and a 9 year old. The music was entertaining, the drummers an interesting addition that the kids and adults enjoyed. Food was good…not great. Main problem was food delivery. Each course one or 2 people didn’t get their food until 10-15 minutes after everyone else. Not good! Additionally, the sand was very uneven in places. One end of a bench was much higher that the other,tipping the seats forward. Not really comfortable. But with that said, I’d go again!

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    VeronicaL

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 1, 2023

    overall2food3service1ambience3

    Habia una fila enorme para entrar aunque todos teníamos reservación, el mesero no toco mi mesa hasta 20 minutos después de que me senté, tardaron otros 20 minutos en tomarme la orden y la entrada llego una hora después del plato fuerte.

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    DanielaR

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 1, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Estuvo increíble, suuperó mis expectativas! Excelente opción para pasar Año Nuevo

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31. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Kansas City

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 1, 2023

    overall3food5service5ambience5

    Beautiful place but disappointed that even tho they knew it was my wife’s 40th bday, there was nothing special done for her. I saw servers bring cake with sparklers and sing for another table but not us, so not sure what we messed up there. The other thing that made our experience weird was the fact that I paid the $150 cover for the after 9pm seating experience but had reservations for 815pm (booked on OpenTable). I wonder if it was because I booked when I was at home and in a different time zone and thought I had 915 reservations. It felt odd bc we were one of the only tables left eating and all the other empty tables were getting party favors in preparation for nye. I felt like my $150 was supposed to be for that experience but was never given that ability I’m sure I’m to blame somewhere but I tried to do as much research as I could and didn’t find a lot of info as to how this all worked. #my2cents

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    HeatherW

    New York Area

    5 reviews

    vip
    2.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on January 1, 2023

    overall2food4service1ambience2

    Our waiter took the drinks and food order within ten minutes of being seated. Our cocktails did not arrive for 45 minutes. Oh, also the greet staff told us that our table would only be available for 90 minutes. Obviously a noisy, rushed meal with terrible service. Bad show Funky Geisha!

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    NevadaTraveler

    Tahoe

    10 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    10 reviews

    Dined on December 31, 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    This place was off the charts. The food is only the beginning. The entertainment of the night: from the table side cart cocktails, to the native Mexican drum shows to the finish of the fireworks on the beach (Thur-Sun), this place and entire resort is just amazing.

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34. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on December 28, 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing experience, highly recommend

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    RobynL

    New York Area

    7 reviews

    vip
    4.0

    7 reviews

    Dined on December 26, 2022

    overall4food4service4ambience4

    Very active/energetic beach restaurant. Food was terrific, inventive but must like spices. All seats are in the sand so dress comfortably. Staff also very energetic and accommodating. Fun place!

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36. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    San Francisco

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on December 26, 2022

    overall2food1service2ambience3

    The online menu price diverged from the QR code menu. The restaurant couldn’t make pad thai, which is pretty basic. My wife’s comment after the restaurant “that was somewhat reminiscent of sushi since they had soy sauce, wasabi, and ginger.

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    KR12

    San Diego

    6 reviews

    vip
    1.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on December 24, 2022

    overall1food1service1ambience2

    Wasn't expecting this to be a beach bar so we showed up in wedges and had to trot through sand. There were only 2 other tables occupied but they sat me at the worst table in the entire restaurant. the other tables had fun comfy chairs or pillows to sit on but we had fold out chairs right next to the waiting station. There were 25 waiters (more than 2 per person in the entire restaurant). The drinks were decent but very expensive for the value. The food was STALE - the ahi reminded me of when I purchase frozen fish at Trader Joes and then defrost it myself.... The rice on the sushi roll was not sticky but again stale. The best thing we had was the crab wontons they give you for free. The staff had clearly just started their shift and were more of a party/trendy type then service people. The hostess will look at you like you are nothing if you aren't dressed like a Kardashian.

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38. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Washington DC

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on December 22, 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing food! Incredible service!

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    OpenTable Diner

    Baja California Sur

    2 reviews

    4.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on December 21, 2022

    overall4food4service5ambience5

    I loved the place. It was a good experience.

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40. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on December 20, 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Buen ambiente, excelente atención, comida y bebidas buenas. Ideal para algo casual, tranquilo, bohemio. No lleven tacones, esta sobre arena.

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