Funky Geisha Cabo

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   MorganG

   Salt Lake City

   4 reviews

   4.0

   4 reviews

   Dined 1 day ago

   overall4food4service5ambience5

   Ambiance was beautiful! Such a beautiful space. Food was pretty good. Servers were very attentive and service was quick. I don’t know if it was due to a party being there while we were there so it was louder but the music was so loud you couldn’t really chat with your group. If that’s your scene, the place is perfect! It was a bit loud for us and between that and the food not being amazing we would not return. If you’re up for a louder more “bar like” vibe this place is really cool.
   

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   OpenTable Diner

   Washington DC

   1 review

   vip
   3.0

   1 review

   Dined on May 29, 2023

   overall3food1service5ambience5

   The food is okay and way overpriced. The ambiance is nice and that’s about it
   

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   TracyG

   San Diego

   8 reviews

   5.0

   8 reviews

   Dined on May 29, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Wow!! A must try while in Cabo! EVERYTHING was exceptional! The food, the drinks, the service, the ambiance…. A 10/10 for us!!!
   

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4. OT

   OpenTable Diner

   Mexico City

   3 reviews

   5.0

   3 reviews

   Dined on May 27, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Excelente comida, excelente servicio en un ambiente increíble!
   

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   Gabriela

   1 review

   3.0

   1 review

   Dined on May 11, 2023

   overall3food4service3ambience5

   El ambiente muy bueno, bonita decoración. Ubicación excelente. Comida rica pero porciones pequeñas comparadas con el precio. Lo único negativo es que hice mi reservación en open table donde indiqué que celebrábamos mi cumpleaños, y en el restaurante no hicieron nada, quizá ni lo leyeron.
   

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   gaylep

   Orange County

   18 reviews

   vip
   2.0

   18 reviews

   Dined on May 10, 2023

   overall2food2service2ambience5

   $15 a bottle for water. We had 6 people and the 3 waters were $44. The dishes had very little meat. Ambiance was great but still not worth prices. 8 drinks 2entrees 2 sushi rolls and two desserts. Over $500 American dollars. We had so little food we went back to hotel and made sandwiches. VERY OVERPRICED!!
   

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7. OT

   OpenTable Diner

   Miami

   3 reviews

   5.0

   3 reviews

   Dined on May 9, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!! You can hear the waves crashing against the sanded shore right next to your table! The food 10/10 & they had beautiful cocktails… if you’re looking to be IMPRESSED, dine here!
   

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   KaylaW

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on May 7, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience5

   Food was outstanding / entertainment was thought out. The setting for this place is a full Cabo experience. On the beach, don’t recommend wearing heels as you literally are on the beach. Service was amazing. They give recommendations to you - we stayed for 4 hours total. Highly recommend if your visiting Cabo
   

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   VaniaF

   Mexico City

   6 reviews

   5.0

   6 reviews

   Dined on April 29, 2023

   overall5food5service5ambience1

   La comida muy rica. Los precios elevados pero con dos platillos comen dos personas
   

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10. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Palm Springs

    3 reviews

    5.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on April 18, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Food was so delicious and service and ambience was amazing.
    

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    francism

    Las Vegas

    11 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    11 reviews

    Dined on April 15, 2023

    overall5food5service4ambience5

    Amazing food, beautiful tulum vibe right on the beach. Will definitely be back
    

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    DarrenL

    Vancouver

    4 reviews

    vip
    1.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on April 10, 2023

    overall1food1service2ambience2

    A place that seems to rely on location more than anything to justify their prices. We were only given options of still or sparkling water, charged $15/bottle of still and another $15 for the most basic of beers (on a menu of almost 20beers, michelob ultra was 1 of 3 available). We didn’t even eat and our bill was $100+. So not worth it.
    

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13. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New Mexico

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on April 10, 2023

    overall2food1service3ambience4

    Many online reviews already accurately represent the food you can expect here. Listen to them! We are Asian foodie people. So, we really hoped the reviews were wrong….maybe written by people that don’t enjoy authentic Asian food as much as we do. But, sadly they were not wrong. The setting is cool, but unfortunately the food and drinks were mediocre, at best. Overcooked, old, weirdly spiced…. We have no problem whatsoever paying US prices when we’re in Mexico, if the food is really good. Otherwise we wouldn’t have gone here in the first place. But, given the low quality and quantity, this food was quite overpriced. Unfortunately, we’ll never go back. They’d have to have to make significant changes…which seems highly unlikely.
    

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    Roman

    New England

    3 reviews

    5.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on April 9, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Out of 4 available restaurants at Me Cabo, the Funky Geisha offers the best food and their prices are better than in the other 3. After checking out each we decided to keep going to Funky Geisha till the end of our stay. The only downside - they have no floor - the tables and the chairs are placed directly on the sand.
    

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15. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Seattle

    3 reviews

    5.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on April 8, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    10/10 five stars!! All around the board! They were amazing!!! All the servers were very attentive. Food was amazing. Show was great! The moonlight view! To die for!
    

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    Samuel

    Raleigh

    21 reviews

    vip
    3.0

    21 reviews

    Dined on April 3, 2023

    overall3food3service3ambience5

    Not at impressed by the main dishes! Dessert was awesome! Service was lack luster. Way to expensive for subpar food and service!
    

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17. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    San Diego

    1 review

    vip
    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on April 2, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    i love love love funky geisha. the most beautiful atmosphere. perfect for pictures. Not to mention the WONDERFUL service, very attentive and sweet people. went here for our last night in cabo and it was definitely my favorite night of the whole trip!!
    

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    AaronB

    New York Area

    6 reviews

    3.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on April 1, 2023

    overall3food2service2ambience5

    This place is beautiful and pretty unique. Was exactly what I was looking for when thinking about a resturant to celebrate my 1st wedding anniversary with my wife. Unfortunately it did not fully live up to our expectations. The host sat us at a table right behind a table table of 6 people. When I say behind I mean directly behind. Our chairs were touch. It was too close to the other parties table. I had to get up every time someone from the adjacent table had to use the restroom. Additionally our table was directly in the middle of the kitchen staffs traffic. When we sat down my wife and I could foresee our table being and issue for us. We asked the host if we could be moved to a better table. She said no! I just figured all the remaining parties for the evening were for 4 or more people. 30 minutes later we see the host sit down three more parties of 2 people. This was very disappointing. To add to our dismay the truffle mushroom rice was not seasoned very well. The firecracker shrimp was too spicy and salty. My wife couldn’t finish it. My Mongolian Beef was also a lil too salty. The best dish was the fried wontons. They were delicious and complementary. I’m not sure if that was because they realized we were celebrating our wedding anniversary or because they realized we had terrible seating. Either way it was appreciated but unfortunately not enough. I will end by saying I don’t think this resturant is terrible. We’ve visited a few of the other restaurants under the same resturant group. We just feel our experience yesterday wasn’t the best it could have been. Cheers, AB
    

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    LaurieP101

    San Diego

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on April 1, 2023

    overall5food4service5ambience5

    What a beautiful, boho spot right on the sand! Our group was seated on a raised platform at a low table with comfy pillow seating and hanging wicker lights. There was a live performance and one of the drummers hopped up next to us, so fun! The specialty cocktails, salmon and roasted edamame were outstanding, the rest of our dishes were delicious as expected. Our server Oscar was absolutely wonderful. We were celebrating my daughter’s 21st birthday and the chocolate cake with sparklers was a spectacular finale! ✨✨
    

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20. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Los Angeles

    1 review

    vip
    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on March 27, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    We had an amazing birthday dinner for my boyfriend here! The food was yummy :) setting was relaxed and romantic, and the staff was attentive and so friendly. Our server, Alex was great. He took care of us with a smile, and went above and beyond to make my boyfriend feel special on his bday :) 10/10 hospitality, ambiance, and eats!
    

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21. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    San Diego

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on March 25, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Went to celebrate the end to our trip in Los Cabos! The food, service and ambience was great! We enjoyed the show!
    

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22. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Los Angeles

    10 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    10 reviews

    Dined on March 25, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Great vibe and wonderful food, a tad pricey if drinks. Love dining with feet in the sand looking at ocean.
    

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    PhilM

    London

    9 reviews

    vip
    4.0

    9 reviews

    Dined on March 22, 2023

    overall4food5service5ambience4

    Fab food on the beach with nice service. Went for lunch and thought it would be a very venue for evening dinner.
    

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    ShalG

    San Francisco

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on March 16, 2023

    overall3food3service3ambience4

    The menu is very limited for vegetarians. Would be good to add some more choices. The quality of the vegetarian dishes we had was not very high. The thai curries that were vegetarian just had some raw tofu chunks added in - not tasty.
    

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    BobG

    Chicago

    45 reviews

    vip
    4.0

    45 reviews

    Dined on March 15, 2023

    overall4food3service3ambience4

    Service was slow. Part of my food order never arrived. Very unique place. Because of sand floors the servers have same issues as patrons for footing. Servers have three flights of stairs to get food and drinks. I feel for them
    

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26. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Atlanta Metro

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on March 12, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Great food, lovely ambiance and great service! Highly recommended!
    

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27. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Baja California

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on March 11, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Excelente, desde el trato, la comida y el lugar. Nos la pasamos muy bien.
    

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    Jason

    Kansas City

    12 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    12 reviews

    Dined on February 16, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Had a wonderful experience. Food was great, drinks were outstanding and service was awesome! Highly recommended this place
    

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    RyanE

    Baja California Sur

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on February 15, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Excellent food , I really enjoyed the panang curry. Will be back soon!
    

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30. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Cancun

    3 reviews

    4.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on February 15, 2023

    overall4food4service3ambience5

    Have been here 2 times now and my experience is the same both times . I feel the menu is quite limited . What we did have was tasty , not the best not the worst . Panag curry was good . The house cocktails are not very good . I didn’t like any of them . The vibe is a good one and it’s a fun place to celebrate with a group of people . Not my favourite place but also not the worst .
    

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    GioB

    San Francisco

    8 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    8 reviews

    Dined on February 11, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Funky Geisha is still my absolute ‘go-to’ with my significant other. Every time we walk in, we are greeted with extremely friendly staff. They always give us a great seat. The food and drinks are always consistently world class. And of course, the atmosphere that is created there can’t be compared to anything else. Love it!
    

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    VinayaS

    Charlotte

    5 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on February 6, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Awesome time! Next time we are in Cabo, we are coming back!
    

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    RhonaM

    New York Area

    6 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on February 1, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    new spot for us. so very pleasantly surprised how good it was! on our must list for Cabo vaca!
    

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34. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    1 review

    vip
    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 26, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    A 41st birthday
    

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    GiancarloM

    Baja California Sur

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 26, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    El arroz con hongos es una delicia y me gusto que se preocuparan por nuestro Veganismo y nos avisaran de algunos platillos que traen ingredientes no aptos en su proceso de preparación. El Show que hacen esta muy padre y se ve que lo disfrutan mucho los bailarines lo que lo hace muy disfrutable para nosotros :) Super recomendado!
    

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    Jamie

    Dallas

    4 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on January 23, 2023

    overall5food4service5ambience5

    Great experience and staff was very attentive!
    

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37. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    4 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on January 22, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing place. Great service. They had a live saxophone player and he was also amazing. Would highly recommend!
    

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    Chris

    Baja California Sur

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 21, 2023

    overall4food4service5ambience5

    Birthday celebration
    

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    SueH

    Orange County

    4 reviews

    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on January 15, 2023

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Fun and funky indeed! A special experience while you’re in Cabo. Right on the sand. Food is delicious. Service was excellent!
    

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    Canadiense

    Baja California Sur

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on January 15, 2023

    overall4food5service5ambience3

    The service and food were excellent. A few small touches and attention to detail would make the whole experience better, however. Remember to bring a phone because the menu - and prices, are all online and you have to scan to view your options. It's not very convenient nor easy to navigate. We arrived on time, with only one other table occupied in the whole place. They seated us right beside them. By the time we left, some tables had still not been used. We would have been much more comfortable with some space and being more strategically seated. The seating arrangements themselves could be improved. Some seats were chairs in the sand which sunk down, leaving your dining partner sitting about two feet lower. Being on the beach, a view would be nice but the tables were organized so one person had their back to the beach and the other was looking at a raised section of seating, blocking any view. It would be an easy fix to have the seating parallel to the beach and to leave the raised seating in behind. For the price, a view and more comfort is not too much to ask.
    

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