Joe Theismann's Restaurant

Name: Joe Theismann's Restaurant
Address: 1800 A Diagonal Road, Alexandria, VA, United States, 22314
Telephone: (703) 739-0777
Price range: $30 and under
Rating: 4.4

4.4

1970 Reviews

$30 and under

American

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Pleasing Patrons since 1975, Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar combines elements of a fine dining establishment, a neighborhood gathering place and an energetic sports viewing experience all in one. Based on the philosophy of providing excellent service and the highest quality food in a comfortable, friendly environment. Theismann’s menu offerings are creative, extensive and prepared from scratch with fresh ingredients. The 40-seat bar hosts a regular lunch clientele, vibrant happy hour and many excited sports fans on game days.

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Party Size

2 people

DateTime

Jun 26, 2022

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7:00 PM

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Additional information

Dining style
Casual Dining
Cuisines
American, Steak, Seafood
Hours of operation
Daily 11:00 am–11:00 pm Brunch Sat, Sun 11:00 am–3:00 pm Happy Hour Mon–Fri 3:00 pm–7:00 pm
Phone number
(703) 739-0777
Website
http://www.theismanns.com/
Payment options
AMEX, Diners Club, Discover, MasterCard, Visa
Dress code
Casual Dress
Executive chef
Justin Clements
Catering
Joe Theismann's offers spaces & menus to accommodate parties of 1 to 101. With 35 years of experience & a location within walking distance of the metro & several hotels, the restaurant has become a popular party spot. Frequently hosted gatherings include Rehearsal Dinners, Retirement/Promotion parties, Reunions, Holiday gatherings, Showers & Office Parties of all kinds. In warm weather, a rooftop patio provides receptions way "above the rest". Off-premise catering also available. The party planning team - friendly, efficient and experienced - works with you to create the event you envision.
Private party facilities
Theismann’s Restaurant is an inviting neighborhood establishment in Old Town Alexandria, providing casual fine-dining service in a lively environment with a variety of event & large party options. With close proximity to Metro and hotels and on-site parking, Theismann's is the perfect event venue!
Private party contact
Emily Klassen: (571) 723-3369

Location
1800 A Diagonal Road Alexandria, VA 22314
Neighborhood
Alexandria
Cross street
King Street
Parking details
Public Lot
Public transit
Joe Theismann's Restaurant is well served by public transportation. The King Street Metro train is located across the street on the blue and the yellow lines, only two stops from Reagan Airport. Also across the street are the Amtrak and VRE trains, Alexandria Dash Bus and REX bus stops as well as the free city Tolley.
Entertainment
Satellite sports: fourteen high definition TV"s showing most major sporting events.
Additional
Banquet, Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cocktails, Delivery, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Non-Smoking, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Private Room, Takeout, Weekend Brunch, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Popular dishes

Hot Beer Cheese$11.00
golden lager, soft pretzels
Reuben Fries$15.00
house-corned beef, scallions, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, toasted caraway seeds, skin-on fries
Roasted Garlic Hummus$11.00
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita
House Made Onion Rings$9.00
panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing
DC Chili-Cheese Fries$13.00
dc-style chili, beer cheese, half smoke sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch
Spicy P.E.I. Mussels$17.00
tomatoes, garlic, crushed chiles, white wine, herbs, garlic toast
Sweet Potato Tots$9.00
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
Cuban Sliders$14.00
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce
Giant Cheesey Garlic Pull-Apart Bread$13.00
mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara
Chicken Fried Pickles$8.00
blackened ranch

Soup & Salads

Add to any salad: grilled chicken +$7; grilled salmon +$12

French Onion Soup$12.00
braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast
New England Clam Chowder$9.00
fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs
Garden Salad$12.00
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
Greens & Feta Salad$13.00
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette
Caesar Salad*$13.00
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
Southern Fried Chicken Salad$18.00
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
Greek Salad$13.50
romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing

Burgers

Served with skin-on fries. Substitute any burger to impossible burger +$3.50

Joe's All-American Burger*$18.00
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles
Bacon-Cheddar Burger*$19.00
house-ground prime chuck, thick cut bacon, sharp white cheddar, a1 aioli, pickled red onions, onion-brioche bun
Bacon Black & Blue*$19.00
blackened house ground prime chuck, thick cut bacon, grain mustard, gorgonzola, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun
Patty Melt*$19.00
double smashed house ground prime chuck patties, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, russian dressing, thick cut marble rye

Wings

Sauces: jtr buffalo sauce | korean fried chicken | garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper

Breaded or Naked
- 8 Wings$16.00

Sandwiches

Served with skin-on fries

Grilled Chicken$17.00
thick cut bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato bun
Corned Beef Reuben$19.00
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye
Blackened Fish$19.00
lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun
Joe's Turkey & Ham Club$17.50
roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast
Louisiana Oyster Sandwich$18.00
fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast
Vegan Chorizo Tacos$16.00
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas
Buffalo Chicken$17.00
crispy breaded chicken thigh, jtr buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato bun

Mains

45 Day Aged Filet Mignon*$44.00
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
Baby Back Ribs
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
- Half Rack$23.00
- Full Rack$34.00
Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken$21.00
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
Pan Roasted Salmon*$26.00
roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs
Chicken Louisiana$25.00
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
60 Day Aged 12oz NY Strip*$44.00
garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter
Beer Battered Fish & Chips$22.00
atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce

Sides

Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes$7.00
Skin-On Fries$6.00
Garlic-Buttermilk Mashed Potatoes$7.00
Grilled Asparagus$9.00
Sautéed Garlic Green Beans$7.00
Garden Side Salad$8.00
Caesar* Side Salad$8.00
Creole Coleslaw$5.00
Spirale Pasta with Garlic Cream Sauce$12.00

What 1,970 people are saying

Overall ratings and reviews

Reviews can only be made by diners who have eaten at this restaurant

4.4

4.4 based on recent ratings

4.4Food
4.4Service
4.3Ambience
4.2Value

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AnnC
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined 1 day ago
overall5food5service5ambience5
The absolute best filet mignon I have ever had in my life. The roasted potatoes and asparagus were great too. We got the cheesey pull apart bread as an appetizer. That was delicious as well. 100% look forward to coming back again!
KB
KerryB
Washington DC
3 reviews
5.0
3 reviews
Dined 4 days ago
overall5food5service5ambience5
There were six of us, including two children. The waiter was very patient and accommodating. The kitchen was attentive to the food allergies that one of the children had. The burgers and sandwiches were very good. It was a nice casual atmosphere that was perfect for the occasion. I am so glad we went there.
OT
OpenTable Diner
Charlotte
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined 5 days ago
overall5food5service5ambience5
Our entire experience was phenomenal. The salmon dinner was amazing! The service was superb. The manager, Kevin, is very personable and made sure to check on us and the quality of the food. We will definitely be back.
G
Gavata
Washington DC
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined 5 days ago
overall5food5service5ambience5
The customer service and food was amazing. My dad, s/o, and Son-In-Law had a blast as we women celebrated them.
AK
AmberK
St. Louis
8 reviews
vip
1.0
8 reviews
Dined 6 days ago
overall1food1service2ambience2
I’m a vegan, but the rest of my family isn’t so I wanted a place we could all enjoy and I thought they were vegan friendly since they had vegan tacos on the menu. I asked our waiter about any accommodations that could be made for a vegan appetizer but he wasn’t familiar with what vegan meant. My tacos came out with just impossible meat on really hard tortillas and fries. Unfortunately this is another restaurant that checks the box by offering one vegan option, but isn’t truly vegan friendly. The rest of my family’s food was also just ok, no real seasonings. It was all basic food at not basic prices.
KC
KCing
Washington DC
1 review
3.0
1 review
Dined 6 days ago
overall3food4service3ambience3
Food was great but not exceptional. Improvements with service and cleanliness are needed.
FK
FredK
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined 7 days ago
overall5food5service5ambience5
We were thrilled with our dinner. The appetizer (beer pretzel/cheese) was fabulous. The dinners were excellent. We were thrilled with our host and server. Overall just a delightful experience.
RW
RobertW
Philadelphia
2 reviews
4.0
2 reviews
Dined on June 17, 2022
overall4food4service5ambience4
Moderately priced. Great service. Good food. The ambiance is very good in a trendy part of the city.
TB
TyroneB
Washington DC
9 reviews
vip
5.0
9 reviews
Dined on June 17, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience4
They have transitioned a new menu but it's still great food. No key lime pie on the menu anymore but the apple crisp with ice cream was a reasonable substitute. Overall, having been a patron since the original open, They have maintained a consistently great menu offering and attentive staff.
MB
MelB
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on June 17, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience4
Food was fantastic! Pretzels and beer cheese, kids chicken tenders, Chicken Louisiana, and Peanut Butter Pie were all top notch. Waiter was fabulous and is the one that suggested the Chicken Louisiana. When he found out we were celebrating my birthday, he put a candle in my dessert and sang happy birthday.
d
dennisd
Atlantic City
14 reviews
vip
5.0
14 reviews
Dined on June 16, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
food delicious the best clam chowder i ever had.
J
Jimbeau40
1 review
3.0
1 review
Dined on June 15, 2022
overall3food2service2ambience3
Don't get the corned beef reuben ! Greasy and funky . Burgers were good, especially the cheddar cheese burger .
OT
OpenTable Diner
Hawaii
3 reviews
2.0
3 reviews
Dined on June 11, 2022
overall2food3service3ambience1
Not impressed. Loud music. Could barely hear each other talking at table.
JR
JoeR
Washington DC
189 reviews
vip
4.0
189 reviews
Dined on June 11, 2022
overall4food4service3ambience5
First time here and loved the atmosphere -- sort of "upscale sports bar". Great menu and reasonable prices. Host was fantastic. Drinks were OK -- served Negronis in a Martini glass, which is wrong -- but they tasted fine. Generally food was good -- chowder tasted great, but it actually isn't CLAM chowder if there are no clams. Fries would have been better without the starchy coating. Reuben was perfect. Our server was either new or overworked or not very good -- but the other server seemed to be doing a fantastic job. We'll definitely return, order a bit differently and hope for another server.
FU
Foodie4U
Raleigh
49 reviews
5.0
49 reviews
Dined on June 9, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
It was great! The staff was so accommodating and took the time to make our experience the absolute best!
LE
LauraE
1 review
3.0
1 review
Dined on June 4, 2022
overall3food3service4ambience3
Our server was great. Food quality is similar to that of any other chain like Olive Garden or TGIF.
CT
ChiqueTheFrequentDiner
Washington DC
18 reviews
vip
4.0
18 reviews
Dined on June 3, 2022
overall4food4service4ambience4
A great spot for comfort food and drinks.
R
Rich50
Houston
19 reviews
vip
5.0
19 reviews
Dined on May 29, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
Great service! Great food! Great ambiance!
OT
OpenTable Diner
Baltimore
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on May 28, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
Took a trip with family after a Dinosaur event in VA. Glad we stopped by this restaurant. Victoria was great, food was great, we will definitely return next time we’re in the area!
OT
OpenTable Diner
Washington DC
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on May 27, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
Our food was excellent and Diego’s service was fantastic. Both managers (Bill and another that I didn’t get his name) stopped by to greet us and check on our experience. I definitely recommend this place!
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Edward
Washington DC
18 reviews
5.0
18 reviews
Dined on May 23, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience4
The salads were fresh tasting and service was attentive. The music volume was too high for the number of people in the restaurant (about 10 diners eating an early lunch).
AR
AletteR
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on May 21, 2022
overall5food5service4ambience4
Our server was great. The food was wonderful. We had a reservation but had to wait for our table. That was the only bad thing about the evening.
JD
JDKe
Columbus
6 reviews
5.0
6 reviews
Dined on May 21, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
We had a very large party and still had excellent service. The food is reliably good. Really appreciated how they (especially Kellen) made it a nice evening event for us!
L
Linda
Montreal
5 reviews
4.0
5 reviews
Dined on May 20, 2022
overall4food4service4ambience4
Air conditioning was to high we were freezing . Also we ordered a bottle of wine and our waiter poored the first glass without having us tasting it first (we understand that American are not much into wine but waiter should know that when you open a bottle at a table you only poor a little wine for tasting and than if the wine is not defective than you may file the glass)
SC
SandraC
Washington DC
3 reviews
5.0
3 reviews
Dined on May 20, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
Food was good. The hummus appetizer was delicious. Had the pasta with chicken. Also good. Sat outdoors. Went inside for a bit, but it was a bit loud.
CJ
ChristineJ
Washington DC
8 reviews
5.0
8 reviews
Dined on May 20, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
This place has great food, great service, and honestly super nice patrons. We had a great time for our first time there, and had a toddler which isn’t always easy. The staff was so nice and accommodating, and knew the importance of moving the baby’s stuff along pretty quickly. We’ll definitely be coming back - for date night or family night again.
M
Marty
Washington DC
6 reviews
5.0
6 reviews
Dined on May 17, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
So many great choices on the menu! Hard to decide but you can't go wrong!
B
Beachy
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on May 15, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
There for a birthday. Staff was awesome!!! Will definitely go back on my next trip to DC
KB
KathleenB
Cleveland
6 reviews
5.0
6 reviews
Dined on May 12, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
We needed to push back our reservation and they were wonderful! Excellent food and service…we come here every year and it never disappoints!
OT
OpenTable Diner
Seattle
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on May 10, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience4
Great dinner and fantastic location. Recommend the mussels.
CM
CharisseM
San Francisco
1 review
4.0
1 review
Dined on May 9, 2022
overall4food4service4ambience1
Very loud in restaurant had hard time hearing people at my table. Not a place to go if you want to have a quiet dinner
OL
OliaL
Washington DC
24 reviews
vip
3.0
24 reviews
Dined on May 9, 2022
overall3food3service2ambience2
Our fish and chips portions were smaller than I remember, and the server didn't check in on us after we paid the check (before dessert even came).
D
Duke
Miami
5 reviews
5.0
5 reviews
Dined on May 8, 2022
overall5food4service5ambience5
Robert gave us excellent service. He was very attentive and responded to our requests promptly and with a smile.
B
Babbles
Washington DC
22 reviews
vip
5.0
22 reviews
Dined on May 8, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
Perfectly cooked steak and delicious smashed potatoes. Great spot for brunch
OT
OpenTable Diner
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on May 8, 2022
overall5food4service4ambience4
Mother’s Day
TS
TraciS
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on May 3, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
Wonderful food / we are in for a conference and could walk from hotel- which is why we chose restaurant - great choice!! Food was amazing - service on point and overall was a great experience !
MN
MarkN
1 review
4.0
1 review
Dined on April 30, 2022
overall4food5service5ambience5
Wait service & food great. Fire alarm went off after just completed meal & pay. Hope all ok
EV
EVM8
Washington DC
1 review
5.0
1 review
Dined on April 30, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience5
Order the hearty bloody mary with the bacon and beer chaser😆
TC
TammaraC
Washington DC
22 reviews
vip
5.0
22 reviews
Dined on April 24, 2022
overall5food5service5ambience4
Great brunch!!
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qdpie78
Washington DC
12 reviews
4.0
12 reviews
Dined on April 24, 2022
overall4food4service4ambience4
Great dinner. The food was good and our server was very nice.

Safety precautions

Cleaning & sanitizing
- Common areas deep-cleaned daily

Screening
- Sick staff prohibited in the workplace

FAQs

You can order delivery directly from Joe Theismann's Restaurant using the Order Online button. Joe Theismann's Restaurant also offers delivery in partnership with Chow Now and Uber Eats. Joe Theismann's Restaurant also offers takeout which you can order by calling the restaurant at (703) 739-0777.

Joe Theismann's Restaurant is rated 4.4 stars by 1970 OpenTable diners.

Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable.