Joe Theismann's Restaurant

4.7
1827 Reviews
$30 and under
American
Pleasing Patrons since 1975, Thiesmann’s Restaurant and Bar combines elements of a fine dining establishment, a neighborhood gathering place and an energetic sports viewing experience all in one. Based on the philosophy of providing excellent service and the highest quality food in a comfortable, friendly environment. Theismann’s menu offerings are creative, extensive and prepared from scratch with fresh ingredients. The 40-seat bar hosts a regular lunch clientele, vibrant happy hour and many excited sports fans on game days.

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Offers

  • Wine Down Wednesday - All Day, Every Day

    Multiple dates available

    Sun 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM, 3:00 PM - 9:00 PM, Mon - Fri 11:00 AM - 4:00 PM, 4:00 PM - 9:00 PM, Sat 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM, 3:00 PM - 10:00 PM

    Enjoy half-price bottles of wine all day, every day at Theismann's.

Safety precautions

Cleaning & Sanitizing
  • Surfaces sanitized between seatings
  • Common areas deep cleaned daily
  • Digital, disposable or sanitized menu provided
  • Sanitizer or wipes provided for customers
  • Contactless payment available
Physical Distancing
  • Limited number of seated diners
  • Distancing maintained in common areas
  • Extra space between tables
Protective Equipment
  • Waitstaff wear masks
  • Diners must wear masks unless eating or drinking
Screening
  • Sick staff prohibited in the workplace
What 1827 people are saying
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Reviews can only be made by diners who have eaten at this restaurant
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4.7
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100% of people would recommend it to a friend
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BrianC
Washington DC
56 reviews
Dined 5 days ago
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Great experience with wonderful service and good food

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ArneC
Washington DC
3 reviews
Dined 7 days ago
Overall4food5service5ambience4

Fantastic hamburger with thick-cut bacon, sharp cheddar cheese and a brioche bun! The blackened fish was delicious, too. We'll be eating here again.

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vipOpenTable Diner
Richmond
7 reviews
Dined on July 18, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

The avocado toast and brunch potatoes were amazing! Our server was fabulous, too!

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OpenTable Diner
Richmond
6 reviews
Dined on July 17, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Great food, typical sports bar scene

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MannersMatter
Washington DC
1 review
Dined on July 17, 2021
Overall4food4service4ambience4

My Birthday. Looking forward to seeing Calamari back on the menu

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Sierra
1 review
Dined on July 17, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Very wonderful spot for a brunch with friends! Would highly recommend.

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AvaW
1 review
Dined on July 15, 2021
Overall4food3service3ambience5

I ordered baby back ribs the meat was a little tough and sauce was just okay

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vipDianaA
Washington DC
4 reviews
Dined on July 15, 2021
Overall4food4service5ambience4

Theismans is always consistent. Food is good

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case2004
San Diego
1 review
Dined on July 12, 2021
Overall5food4service5ambience4

Great beer cheese and pretzels! Our server was fantastic. Very attentive. All of our meals came out promptly and we all enjoyed. Spacious seating as well.

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JackieC
Philadelphia
1 review
Dined on July 11, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

We would come back again. The food was delicious.

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OpenTable Diner
Washington DC
4 reviews
Dined on July 11, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Birthday party for my father. Was a great experience!

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RUCookie
Washington DC
32 reviews
Dined on July 10, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience4

The food was delicious... the filet was soft and buttery, the crabcakes were rich with fresh meat. Never rushed, with great service.... we would go back.

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AngelaP
1 review
Dined on July 10, 2021
Overall4food4service4ambience4

From out of town. Met as a group with family and friends. Had to wait a bit for reserved outdoor seating but it was worth it. Waitstaff attentive and the food was really good. All 5 guest had no complaints. Prices were reasonable. Will definitely visit again.

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vipRichS
New York Area
2 reviews
Dined on July 10, 2021
Overall5food4service5ambience5

Everyone was great the staff was good hostess was good waiter was good my only problem was french fries with the fish and chips were just too big and got colds very easily but then everything else was just perfect thank you

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vipBigE
Washington DC
14 reviews
Dined on July 8, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Great service, food and service.

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vipUnimpressed
Washington DC
6 reviews
Dined on July 7, 2021
Overall4food4service5ambience4

Always a good experience!

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OpenTable Diner
Washington DC
1 review
Dined on July 7, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Colleen was absolutely delightful. Thoroughly enjoyed my meal.

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OpenTable Diner
Richmond
2 reviews
Dined on July 6, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Great overall experience.

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SharmiliC
Washington DC
3 reviews
Dined on July 4, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Great food and ambiance! Def coming back again!

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vipOpenTable Diner
Washington DC
2 reviews
Dined on July 3, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

We had outdoor seating and an excellent experience! The food and drinks were great but the service was even better! Our server, Erica, was very attentive and friendly! Planning to go back again!

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vipDavidC
Atlanta
11 reviews
Dined on July 2, 2021
Overall4food4service3ambience3

Great view of the Masonic Lodge Washington Tower from our table. Nice sports friendly bar at the top of King Street. Good food!

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OpenTable Diner
1 review
Dined on June 30, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Had a great dinner with kids and hubby. Good service. Great food.

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vipVaDiner
Washington DC
20 reviews
Dined on June 28, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Joe T's never missed a beat during the pandemic. Everything was as good as pre-pandemic. Can't wait to go back.

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JenniferH
1 review
Dined on June 26, 2021
Overall4food4service4ambience5

We found this place convenient and very good. Making reservations through Open Table was simple and I really appreciated that we could specify that we wanted to eat outside. The patio was very nice. The wait staff was friendly and attentive. The food was good and the drinks were even better.

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bettyboo
Atlantic City
12 reviews
Dined on June 25, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Our waitress was outstanding, the food was excellent!

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OpenTable Diner
1 review
Dined on June 25, 2021
Overall4food4service4ambience4

Great atmosphere and food

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BrendaD
New England
7 reviews
Dined on June 24, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

This place was a great find! The food was the best we had on our trip! The burger was fantastic (according to my grandson!), the steak was amazing (asked for it medium well and it was more on the well side but still tasted good!) The garlic mashed potatoes were amazing! My husband tried cod for the first time with the beer battered fish and chips and he enjoyed it very much! I wish this place was a little closer to Vermont!

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OpenTable Diner
1 review
Dined on June 22, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Family outing to celebrate my Mom’s birthday. Exceptional service and the food was great. We will definitely be coming back.

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OpenTable Diner
Washington DC
1 review
Dined on June 20, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Enjoyed dinner with family celebrating Father’s Day. All our food was very good especially the salmon. Would definitely be back to taste more dishes.

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Kylie
1 review
Dined on June 20, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Great time and super service! We will definitely be back!

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CharlesB
Richmond
1 review
Dined on June 20, 2021
Overall5food4service4ambience5

Excellent selection for meeting friends and relatives.

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NoyS
Washington DC
14 reviews
Dined on June 20, 2021
Overall5food5service4ambience5

The food and drinks were great, great atmosphere.

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OpenTable Diner
1 review
Dined on June 20, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Father’s Day

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Autumn
Washington DC
6 reviews
Dined on June 19, 2021
Overall5food4service5ambience5

All the plates were tasty, looked great and fresh from the kitchen. Service was excellent! A Manager jumped in and smoothly helped his staff as the tables filled. Will be returning.

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DionnaD
Washington DC
2 reviews
Dined on June 19, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

The food was great!

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OpenTable Diner
Philadelphia
1 review
Dined on June 19, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

We were a group of seven. Staff was absolutely great, restaurant was clean, and food was delicious. Huge portions so come with an appetite!

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vipKateT
Washington DC
121 reviews
Dined on June 15, 2021
Overall4food4service5ambience4

Jennifer was a terrific server. She was prompt and responsive. We sat outside on a beautiful evening. Food was as expected - variety of food including a burger, rueben, crab cake, tacos. It’s a good place for relaxed gathering.

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VictorC
Atlantic City
29 reviews
Dined on June 12, 2021
Overall4food5service4ambience4

We (4 of us) were there for brunch at opening time, so it was not crowded. Service was average, some things were missed, had to be asked for a couple of times. One item ordered come out incorrectly, somewhat upsetting since, as I pointed out, it wasn’t even crowded. The food was good, some items above average, so not bad overall.

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vipMisswan
Washington DC
36 reviews
Dined on June 11, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Great upscale pub. Delicious food and good service. Love the vegetarian options too! The place is open with a great atmosphere and decor. We will be back.

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OpenTable Diner
Milwaukee
5 reviews
Dined on June 11, 2021
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Best steak I’ve ever had. Wonderful experience.

FAQs

You can order delivery directly from Joe Theismann's Restaurant using the Order Online button. Joe Theismann's Restaurant also offers delivery in partnership with Uber Eats. Joe Theismann's Restaurant also offers takeout which you can order by calling the restaurant at (703) 739-0777.

Joe Theismann's Restaurant is rated 4.7 stars by 1827 OpenTable diners.

Joe Theismann's Restaurant does offer gift cards which you can purchase here https://www.alexandriarestaurantpartners.com/gift-cards.

Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable. Due to local restrictions, this restaurant may not be accepting reservations at the moment.