Joe Theismann's Restaurant
Wine Down Wednesday - All Day, Every Day
Multiple dates available
Sun 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM, 3:00 PM - 9:00 PM, Mon - Fri 11:00 AM - 4:00 PM, 4:00 PM - 9:00 PM, Sat 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM, 3:00 PM - 10:00 PMEnjoy half-price bottles of wine all day, every day at Theismann's.
- Surfaces sanitized between seatings
- Common areas deep cleaned daily
- Digital, disposable or sanitized menu provided
- Sanitizer or wipes provided for customers
- Contactless payment available
- Waitstaff wear masks
- Sick staff prohibited in the workplace
- Staff temperature check required
Pan Roasted Salmon*
roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs
Beer Battered Fish & Chips
atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
Maryland Crab Cakes
jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce
They have a nice outside patio, we had brunch, the food was good, the service was excellent & prices are reasonable
Service and food was good, outside seating is nice
Food was too salty. The restaurant is ok.
Really enjoyed the service and food at this restaurant. Appetizers, drinks, and entrees were well prepared and delicious!
Was my daughter’s 18th birthday, she thoroughly enjoyed the time.
Our bartender Kerry was incredible not only with our drinks but also brining and suggesting what food to order!!
Food was good with the exception of the asparagus being cool. The sweet potato tots were delicious and the wine selection was perfect with my filet. I’ll dine here again.
It was nice. No major issues.
We had a very enjoyable meal at Joes food was excellent We were seated away from other patrons Good value
We had a great experience and our server Colleen was so sweet and amazing l; making my daughter’s birthday a very special one.
We enjoyed our visit and the food.
Theismann's never disappoints. They came through on short notice to accomodate group of 8 for birthday celebration. Food and service were outstanding. And they even gave the birthday boy a dessert and a card signed by staff and chef, which he really appreciated. Thank you, Theismann's. You guys always knock it out of the park!
The food and service was great. They also validate parking.
Intown for family reunion while hotel few feet away from restaurant. A few family members just left and tried to convince us not to have dinner here, but after the long travel we just have in smh. Should have listen because we order a kids meals for my 3 yr old and the mixed fruit had mold all over it. So we let the waitress know what we seen and she was so amazing with taking care of the situation but we have never experienced something so disgusting and unsafe as this at a restaurant. So we will not be dining here again even though the waitress gave us a gift card.
Great food, drinks, and service! Valentina was very attentive.
Great restaurant, food was great !! Drinks were also great and they had a good variety
This was my first visit but I definitely will not be my last. This is the best brunch I’ve had in a very long time!
We hadn’t been here in years so we thought we would check it out. This is upscale pub food. Good size portions. Food was fresh and tasty. Nice for a weeknight meal with kids. Free parking that is a bit hard to find. Outside dining area. We had ribs, chicken spiralle and fish and chips. All were very good. Our server was attentive and helpful. We would go back.
The service was extremely slow, and the food was just okay. If you eat here be prepared for heavy greasy food.
Great meal and attentive service, appreciated that all staff were masked.
Staff was very helpful and friendly.
Food was served in a timely manner.
It has been a while since we had visited, and apparently had forgotten what a great restaurant and bar it is! We met our daughter last evening at Joe Theismann's Restaurant and had a wonderful dinner and drinks in a perfectly enjoyable atmosphere. It could not have been better, with great service, excellent food and drinks, with a very competent and friendly server. What else could have hoped for? Nothing...it was outstanding! We will not forget Joe Theismann's Restaurant ever again!!!
Very nice experience
It was big yum lol. Went for my birthday and it was delicious definitely will go back.
I love this restaurant but I won't be returning. "Courtesy" parking garage cost me $18.00 b/c I overstayed the 2 hr. limit [which I was unaware of]. Very decrepit garage anyway & difficult to maneuver & I ended up with a scrape on my car.
The food here was great. They have something for everyone at this place. They won’t disappoint!
Spur of the moment decision to go to Theismann's for a late lunch. Got a reservation quickly. Easy parking in the garage that allows you to enter directly in the restaurant. Tasty menu options, prompt ordering and food delivery. Started with the fried pickles - which were outstanding. (have had them other places and these were by far the best I've had). Reuben sandwich - which was tasty but huge. Had to take half home. My companions both shared that their choices were also excellent. Chicken club sandwich for one. And soup and sliders for the other. Price was fair for what we received. Service was excellent. Place was clean, staff had on masks, was very comfortable with how they handle everything. We'll certainly be back.
Excellent food and service. Outdoor dining is tucked under the edge of the building adjacent to external sidewalk and street.
Not really all that differentiating from average eateries. With a name like Joe Theismann’s I expected much better.
We had a new server. She used to great guests at the front door. She was pretty good. We gave her some good tips on wine service.
We sat outside. It was warm out there last night. I only say that because it was nice and cool inside. Sitting outside is nice, but with the street traffic it can get rather loud. For New Years (although we have never been there for NYE) they open something up on the roof. Wish that could be used for an outside dining option as well.
Perfect, as always.
We were visiting the DC area and was referred here to eat and it was delicious!!! That Chicken Louisiana dish was to die for!!! Highly recommend that!
Thanks..good place..good food......good wait service....go place.
Fast service and food was good
Terrific location in Alexandria, right across from the Metro, Theismann's is a large venue so tables are nicely spaced. With a huge inviting bar, one can sit and look out the large windows for good views. The buses and trolleys are outside the street so hope on a trolley and take a tour of Alexandria, for free. The restaurant was busy on a Friday, so the manager himself pitched in and took our orders. I was most impressed.
Great experience with wonderful service and good food
Fantastic hamburger with thick-cut bacon, sharp cheddar cheese and a brioche bun! The blackened fish was delicious, too. We'll be eating here again.
The avocado toast and brunch potatoes were amazing! Our server was fabulous, too!
Great food, typical sports bar scene
You can order delivery directly from Joe Theismann's Restaurant using the Order Online button. Joe Theismann's Restaurant also offers delivery in partnership with Uber Eats. Joe Theismann's Restaurant also offers takeout which you can order by calling the restaurant at (703) 739-0777.
Joe Theismann's Restaurant is rated 4.6 stars by 1849 OpenTable diners.
Joe Theismann's Restaurant does offer gift cards which you can purchase here https://www.alexandriarestaurantpartners.com/gift-cards.
Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable. Due to local restrictions, this restaurant may not be accepting reservations at the moment.