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About Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio
This is the joint your mama warned you about. Dick’s serves up buckets of barbecued ribs, chicken, catfish, shrimp and crab legs. Platters include steaks, crabby cakes, salmon, chicken and even salads for the wimpy eater. Lunch includes sandwiches, salads and buckets of good food. The wait staff is irreverent by design, and the decor is local garage-sale stuff. Seventy-four kinds of beer. Live music, no cover, no dress code and definitely no class. Billed as "The Rowdy of the River..
Fronted by an exceptional view of the water, there's patio seating year 'round. Come see why Dick's has been River Walk legend since the craziness began in 1987!
San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
American, Southern, Barbecue
Hours of Operation:
Lunch: Daily: 11:00am - 4:00pm
Dinner: Sunday - Thursday: 4:00pm - 1:00am, Friday - Saturday: 4:00pm - 2:00am
$30 and under
AMEX, Discover, MasterCard, Visa
Live Music with NO COVER! Check out our webpage for more information.
We can cater your event with a variety of options! Contact Ryan Wood at RWood@dlrmc.com for more details.
We are not associated with, nor compensate for parking. Close locations are as follows : Houston Street Garage at College and Navarro, South Bank Parking Lot @ Navarro and Crockett, Travis Street Garage on Travis (between Navarro and St. Mary's)
Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Late Night, Non-Smoking, Outdoor dining, Outdoor Smoking Area, Takeout, Wheelchair Access, Wine
Special Events & Promotions:
Dick's is always Rowdy check our social media pages to keep in the know!
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Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio Ratings and Reviews
We had the best time. The servers were outrageously funny. The food was wonderful. We had a feast and everything from the fried pickles to the ribs, tots and incredible brownie sundae has been some of the best food we have eaten since we flew in to Austin 5 days ago. Watching people walk on the river walk was entertaining too. Going to Dick’s Last Resort was definitely worth the drive from Austin.
Open table allowed me to make a reservation for 12:15am and after using uber to get there and finding the place they told us the kitchen closed at midnight! Why can I make a reservation if the kitchen is closed! They said we could have drinks only because the bar was open. Wasted our time.
this is a great place to take an unsuspecting date, as the waiters are surly and rude, but that's part of the deal! They give you paper hats with rude sayings, but that's part of the fun!
If you are looking for a quiet spot for a date, this is not the place!
I took myself and three friends to this restaurant for my 18th birthday, because I have heard this is a famous restaurant for the waiters giving insults and guests having a good time. Our waiter's name was Casy, he was great at getting our orders right and passing the time. I will definitely go again soon.
Just wanted someone to know how our meal went without doing a review because I know how a negative review can hurt a business. Our waiter took our order and that was it. No interaction at all throughout the entire meal. No hats, no anything. We were very disappointed.
Such a great first time experience! Waitress was rude as hell, which is exactly what we came for. The whole messy and rude vibe to the restaurant is definitely a major factor in why we chose it! This isn’t your everyday restaurant, which is what sets it apart from others. Most definitely coming back again, without a doubt!
Absolutely wonderful food. The waiter was very fun. The "rude" experience was a little shocking at first but we quickly got in the grove. My 9 year old grandson thought it was hilarious. I've never experienced anything like it but can't wait to go again on our next trip. The ribs were fantastic.
Wasn't quite the experience that I experienced. Server was too nice lol. She was funny and tried to be rude but wasn't like I expected. She only gave hats to the ladies and child at the table but not to the men. There was a very loud obnoxious table sitting next to us that ruined the experience.
We went for dinner and I love the waitress. I had heard that its just a place where they're rude. So if you get offended easily this isn't the place for you. I will for sure will be coming back. Though it isn't a place for kids. I would recommend people to go there for a good laugh.
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