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Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

3.4
170 reviews
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$30 and under
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American
Perfect For:
  • Good for Groups
  • People Watching
  • Fun
This is the joint your mama warned you about. Dick’s serves up buckets of barbecued ribs, chicken, catfish, shrimp and crab legs. Platters include steaks, crabby cakes, salmon, chicken and even salads for the wimpy eater. Lunch includes sandwiches, salads and buckets of good food. The wait staff is irreverent by design, and the decor is local garage-sale stuff. Seventy-four kinds of beer. Live music, no cover, no dress code and definitely no class. Billed as "The Rowdy of the River..
Fronted by an exceptional view of the water, there's patio seating year 'round. Come see why Dick's has been River Walk legend since the craziness began in 1987!
Dining Style
Casual Dining
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Cuisines
American, Southern, Barbecue
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Hours of operation
Lunch: Daily: 11:00am - 4:00pm
Dinner: Sunday - Thursday: 4:00pm - 1:00am, Friday - Saturday: 4:00pm - 2:00am
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Phone number
(210) 224-0026
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Payment options
AMEX, Discover, MasterCard, Visa
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Dress code
Casual Dress
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Executive chef
James Campos
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Catering
We can cater your event with a variety of options! Contact Ryan Wood at RWood@dlrmc.com for more details.
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Neighborhood
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Cross street
Navarro
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Parking details
We are not associated with, nor compensate for parking. Close locations are as follows : Houston Street Garage at College and Navarro, South Bank Parking Lot @ Navarro and Crockett, Travis Street Garage on Travis (between Navarro and St. Mary's)
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Entertainment
Live Music with NO COVER! Check out our webpage for more information.
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Special events & promotions
Dick's is always Rowdy check our social media pages to keep in the know!
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Gift Card
Additional
Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Late Night, Non-Smoking, Outdoor dining, Outdoor Smoking Area, Takeout, Wheelchair Access, Wine
What 170 People Are Saying
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3.4based on recent ratings
3.4
food
3.8
service
3.7
ambience
3.3
value
Noise · Moderate
67% of people would recommend it to a friend
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5.0Dined 6 days ago

Daughters 17th bday

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2.0Dined on March 18, 2018

Was looking forward to the Dick's experience, but our waiter was entirely too nice.

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1.0Dined on March 17, 2018

The language used by our waitress and other waitstaff was completely inappropriate. The things written on the hats were completely inappropriate. I get this place is know for being sarcastic and rude. But there is no excuse for vulgarity and crudeness. I had my 13 year old daughter and her friend and I was appalled at the language and the hats. If a restaurant isn’t kid friendly, it should be made clear at the door. Also, the food is sub par. I ordered a salad that came with undercooked steak and wilty lettuce and no dressing. They were out of ribs- so my boyfriend ordered fish that was straight up frozen out of a box. Excellent food would have been this restaurants only saving grace. But not only was it awful, it was overpriced. We were so excited to go here for spring break and my daughters 13th birthday- but it was a complete uncomfortable experience. It is possible to be funny, sarcastic and rude without vulgarity. Needless to say, we won’t be back.

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4.0Dined on March 16, 2018

Fun, obnoxious on purpose.

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1.0Dined on March 16, 2018

They didn’t take our reservation. And we never go it. Disappointed by the two people at the front desk

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5.0Dined on March 15, 2018

Absolutely amazing. Couldn't have had a better waiter. The food was great too!

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2.0Dined on March 14, 2018

They ran out of food. My reservation was for 6:30 in the evening and half the items on the menu weren't available.

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2.0Dined on March 14, 2018

Food was mediocre and overpriced. The experience of having a purposefully rude waiter did not make up for it.

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1.0Dined on March 12, 2018

You were out of all the food we wanted, the food we did have tasted terrible. I ordered a ice cream drink and never got it. It was way too expensive.Our seat in the corner was even a seat. Will not ever go to any Dicks or recommend it to anyone.

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4.0Dined on March 10, 2018

Had a reservation and still waited an hour! Was told they would call me when they were ready. Even verified my phone number. Never called. Was sitting right in front of them. When I inquired, was told they called me and now it’ll be another hour!

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5.0Dined on February 27, 2018

What a fun blast but not the place if you can't take a joke and just have a good time. Mary told us off and had some sharp words flying our way and our group of co workers are still having a good laugh. Than your for not being PC.

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2.0Dined on February 18, 2018

First time at Dick's. The server was rude and obnoxious like you're supposed to be but the service was fair to middling at best. The restaurant was unable to pull up our reservation (made a few days before) and made no effort to accommodate. We ended up having to shark a place at one of the outside communal tables, and we ended up having to bus the table ourselves.

Food was decent, and the drinks were good, but it did not make up for the other issues. Price was a bit on the high side for what I saw.

All in all I was underwhelmed

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5.0Dined on February 17, 2018

I don’t understand how one waiter could be so RUDE! He was such a Dick. I loved it!

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5.0Dined on February 17, 2018

Dicks is a Fun and Energetic place! if you want to have FUN go with a group and the waiters will get you going. Don't forget to join in on the fracas :-)

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1.0Dined on February 11, 2018

Very rude staff. We left as soon as we were seated due to the rude behavior of our waitstaff.

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1.0Dined on February 4, 2018

Dicks last resort is not just the name it's there business model everyone in there is a straight dick.

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4.0Dined on January 26, 2018

I took my son and his friends for their graduation for security forces, usaf.. the waiter was as rude as we wanted, inappropriate and tons of fun!. Our hats were priceless and very creative!.. had a great time!

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5.0Dined on January 23, 2018

We had the best time. The servers were outrageously funny. The food was wonderful. We had a feast and everything from the fried pickles to the ribs, tots and incredible brownie sundae has been some of the best food we have eaten since we flew in to Austin 5 days ago. Watching people walk on the river walk was entertaining too. Going to Dick’s Last Resort was definitely worth the drive from Austin.

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4.0Dined on January 20, 2018

It was as expected when it came to the server being "dick". He was still nice to check up on us. He was created with his hats. I would recommend this more for appetizers and drinking. The food was too expensive for the amount.

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1.0Dined on January 12, 2018

Our reservation was not an actual reservation they said. It’s only a preferred seating list.

Once seated finally, the server was personally rude. Called girls fat and overall insulting.

Will not ever return!!!

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3.0Dined on December 31, 2017

Great for adults but not suitable for children.

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4.0Dined on December 30, 2017

Limited diner menu, great service

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5.0Dined on December 23, 2017

Fantastic. We couldn’t have asked for a better evening to celebrate our daughters birthday. From the food servers to the gentleman who came to work in a dinosaur sweater and left without it. Thank you so much

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5.0Dined on December 16, 2017

Always fun and exciting to go there. Never disappoints

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4.0Dined on December 16, 2017

Fun and rude. If you can’t take a joke don’t bother going.

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5.0Dined on December 8, 2017

Fun place with a crazy atmosphere. TVs everywhere and great memorabilia. Food is very good! Just be prepared for the sarcasm by the servers but it's all in fun!

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5.0Dined on December 2, 2017

Amazing time for my besties birthday!!! Tons of laughs and good food

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3.0Dined on December 2, 2017

A Saturday night visit. Loud and crazy as you would expect. Food and service was average.

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1.0Dined on November 24, 2017

Terrible service so we left before we even had someone ask for a drink order!

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5.0Dined on October 28, 2017

The food is good and a bit different. The service was rude and flippant just as advertised. We had fun!

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5.0Dined on October 22, 2017

All I can say is don't go if you get easily offended

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1.0Dined on October 21, 2017

Open table allowed me to make a reservation for 12:15am and after using uber to get there and finding the place they told us the kitchen closed at midnight! Why can I make a reservation if the kitchen is closed! They said we could have drinks only because the bar was open. Wasted our time.

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4.0Dined on October 17, 2017

Jessica our server was awesome ! Mystery beer grab was a bargain if you like differ t beers.
Go Yankees !!

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1.0Dined on October 13, 2017

I get be a DICK at Dicks but the waiter was OVER the top.

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1.0Dined on October 1, 2017

Pretty disappointed with what happened. I know it was out of their control that a fire started in the kitchen. But even the ambition of the hosts and servers were not like was expected either.

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5.0Dined on September 10, 2017

this is a great place to take an unsuspecting date, as the waiters are surly and rude, but that's part of the deal! They give you paper hats with rude sayings, but that's part of the fun!
If you are looking for a quiet spot for a date, this is not the place!

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5.0Dined on August 18, 2017

Go for the experience not the food. Food and drinks are way overpriced. Waitstaff is hysterical.

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5.0Dined on August 15, 2017

The crabby balls are delicious!!

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4.0Dined on August 12, 2017

It was loud, tasty and fun. We went with a couple that had never been, they loved it and it was his birthday

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5.0Dined on August 3, 2017

I took myself and three friends to this restaurant for my 18th birthday, because I have heard this is a famous restaurant for the waiters giving insults and guests having a good time. Our waiter's name was Casy, he was great at getting our orders right and passing the time. I will definitely go again soon.

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