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About Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

This is the joint your mama warned you about. Dick’s serves up buckets of barbecued ribs, chicken, catfish, shrimp and crab legs. Platters include steaks, crabby cakes, salmon, chicken and even salads for the wimpy eater. Lunch includes sandwiches, salads and buckets of good food. The wait staff is irreverent by design, and the decor is local garage-sale stuff. Seventy-four kinds of beer. Live music, no cover, no dress code and definitely no class. Billed as "The Rowdy of the River..
Fronted by an exceptional view of the water, there's patio seating year 'round. Come see why Dick's has been River Walk legend since the craziness began in 1987!

223 Lasoya St
San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
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Dining Style:
Casual Dining

Cuisines:
American, Southern, Barbecue

Hours of Operation:
Lunch: Daily: 11:00am - 4:00pm
Dinner: Sunday - Thursday: 4:00pm - 1:00am, Friday - Saturday: 4:00pm - 2:00am

Cross Street:
Navarro

Dress Code:
Casual Dress

Price Range:
$30 and under

Payment Options
AMEX, Discover, MasterCard, Visa

Phone Number:
(210) 224-0026

Website:
http://www.dickslastresort.com/domains/sanantonio/

Entertainment:
Live Music with NO COVER! Check out our webpage for more information.

Catering:
We can cater your event with a variety of options! Contact Ryan Wood at RWood@dlrmc.com for more details.

Parking Details:
We are not associated with, nor compensate for parking. Close locations are as follows : Houston Street Garage at College and Navarro, South Bank Parking Lot @ Navarro and Crockett, Travis Street Garage on Travis (between Navarro and St. Mary's)

Executive Chef:
James Campos

Additional:
Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Late Night, Non-Smoking, Outdoor dining, Outdoor Smoking Area, Takeout, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Special Events & Promotions:
Dick's is always Rowdy check our social media pages to keep in the know!

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Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio Ratings and Reviews

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Overall Rating

based on recent ratings
food

3.7

service

4.0

ambience

3.9

value

3.5

Noise

Moderate

79% would recommend it to a friend

Fun (6)
Good for Birthdays (4)
Good for Groups (4)
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Vibrant Bar Scene (4)
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Hot Spot (3)
Great for Outdoor Dining (3)
People Watching (3)
Special Occasion (3)
Creative Cuisine (3)
Bar Seating (2)
Handcrafted Cocktails (2)
Late-night Find (2)
Great for Lunch (2)
Waterfront (2)
Worth the Drive (2)
Kid-friendly (1)
Gluten Free Options (1)
Great Beer (1)
Happy Hour (1)
Neighborhood Gem (1)
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vip
 (Philadelphia)·Dined 6 days ago

Fun place with a crazy atmosphere. TVs everywhere and great memorabilia. Food is very good! Just be prepared for the sarcasm by the servers but it's all in fun!

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·Dined on December 3, 2017

Amazing time for my besties birthday!!! Tons of laughs and good food

Tags: Good for Birthdays
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vip
 (Phoenix)·Dined on December 3, 2017

A Saturday night visit. Loud and crazy as you would expect. Food and service was average.

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·Dined on November 25, 2017

Terrible service so we left before we even had someone ask for a drink order!

Tags: Casual
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·Dined on October 29, 2017

The food is good and a bit different. The service was rude and flippant just as advertised. We had fun!

Tags: Great for Outdoor Dining, Late-night Find, Comfort Food, Hot Spot, Tasting Menu, Creative Cuisine, Waterfront, Worth the Drive, Fun, Great for Lunch, Good for Birthdays, Special Occasion, Good for Groups, Authentic, Casual
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·Dined on October 23, 2017

All I can say is don't go if you get easily offended

Tags: Fun, Good for Groups
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 (New Orleans)·Dined on October 21, 2017

Open table allowed me to make a reservation for 12:15am and after using uber to get there and finding the place they told us the kitchen closed at midnight! Why can I make a reservation if the kitchen is closed! They said we could have drinks only because the bar was open. Wasted our time.

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 (New York Area)·Dined on October 17, 2017

Jessica our server was awesome ! Mystery beer grab was a bargain if you like differ t beers.
Go Yankees !!

Tags: Bar Seating, Authentic, Great for Outdoor Dining, Comfort Food
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on October 14, 2017

I get be a DICK at Dicks but the waiter was OVER the top.

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·Dined on October 1, 2017

Pretty disappointed with what happened. I know it was out of their control that a fire started in the kitchen. But even the ambition of the hosts and servers were not like was expected either.

Tags: Fun
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·Dined on September 11, 2017

this is a great place to take an unsuspecting date, as the waiters are surly and rude, but that's part of the deal! They give you paper hats with rude sayings, but that's part of the fun!
If you are looking for a quiet spot for a date, this is not the place!

Tags: Handcrafted Cocktails, Casual, Vibrant Bar Scene
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·Dined on August 18, 2017

Go for the experience not the food. Food and drinks are way overpriced. Waitstaff is hysterical.

Tags: People Watching, Kid-friendly, Fun
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 (Cincinnati)·Dined on August 16, 2017

The crabby balls are delicious!!

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·Dined on August 13, 2017

It was loud, tasty and fun. We went with a couple that had never been, they loved it and it was his birthday

Tags: People Watching, Vibrant Bar Scene, Local Ingredients, Fun, Good for Birthdays
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·Dined on August 3, 2017

I took myself and three friends to this restaurant for my 18th birthday, because I have heard this is a famous restaurant for the waiters giving insults and guests having a good time. Our waiter's name was Casy, he was great at getting our orders right and passing the time. I will definitely go again soon.

Tags: Comfort Food, Fit for Foodies, Good for Groups, Casual, Worth the Drive, Hot Spot, Good for Birthdays, Great for Outdoor Dining, People Watching
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·Dined on July 30, 2017

Just wanted someone to know how our meal went without doing a review because I know how a negative review can hurt a business. Our waiter took our order and that was it. No interaction at all throughout the entire meal. No hats, no anything. We were very disappointed.

Tags: Waterfront
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·Dined on July 23, 2017

Such a great first time experience! Waitress was rude as hell, which is exactly what we came for. The whole messy and rude vibe to the restaurant is definitely a major factor in why we chose it! This isn’t your everyday restaurant, which is what sets it apart from others. Most definitely coming back again, without a doubt!

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·Dined on July 22, 2017

Absolutely wonderful food. The waiter was very fun. The "rude" experience was a little shocking at first but we quickly got in the grove. My 9 year old grandson thought it was hilarious. I've never experienced anything like it but can't wait to go again on our next trip. The ribs were fantastic.

Tags: Fun
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 (Washington DC)·Dined on July 19, 2017

Wouldn't really recommend this at all. Atmosphere is loud. Not kid friendly as service staff uses profane language. At the best I would give it two stars but you can get the same crappy service and same crappy food anywhee don't waste a good meal here.

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 (San Francisco)·Dined on July 19, 2017

What a fantastically fun place to visit. I would recommend this establishment to anyone who enjoys good fun that is slightly naughty.

Tags: Special Occasion, People Watching, Fun, Happy Hour, Neighborhood Gem
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on July 18, 2017

Wasn't quite the experience that I experienced. Server was too nice lol. She was funny and tried to be rude but wasn't like I expected. She only gave hats to the ladies and child at the table but not to the men. There was a very loud obnoxious table sitting next to us that ruined the experience.

Tags: Happy Hour, Late-night Find
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on July 15, 2017

Ambiance was great. Waiters are hilarious. Great time.
Just the food was overpriced and little portions.
Definitely a fun experience though. Have to do it at least once.

Tags: Creative Cuisine, Fun, Bar Seating, Special Occasion, Vibrant Bar Scene, Casual, Good for Birthdays, People Watching, Scenic View, Good for Groups, Great Beer, Handcrafted Cocktails
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 (Sacramento)·Dined on July 15, 2017

Our food was horrible got the nachos and cheese was like,water and cold so was the chilie. Salads were soked in dressing and soggie the only thing good was the beer.

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 (Houston)·Dined on July 10, 2017

I loved it. The waiter handled our kids perfectly and put them in his place. They were unusually quiet the rest of dinner and even asked our waiter for permission to use the restroom.

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 (New York Area)·Dined on July 9, 2017

Terrible food and not appropriate for any children

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 (New Mexico)·Dined on June 26, 2017

I understand what dicks is , but this location is horrible food is HORRIBLE!!!! And service was what it was suppose to be waiter took it too far will not return

Tags: Fun
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 (Austin)·Dined on June 24, 2017

I get that they were supposed to be funny mean, but they kept calling me a girl all night and I didn't really get it. Just seemed rude more than anything.

Tags: People Watching, Waterfront
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on June 23, 2017

Overall the experience was great. It was a very busy night, and We had a bit of a curveball when someone came in and stole my friend's purse, but the staff and management there were extremely helpful with everything! I would definitely go back.

Tags: Hot Spot, Handcrafted Cocktails, Fun, Special Occasion, Good for Groups, Good for Birthdays
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on June 18, 2017

We went for dinner and I love the waitress. I had heard that its just a place where they're rude. So if you get offended easily this isn't the place for you. I will for sure will be coming back. Though it isn't a place for kids. I would recommend people to go there for a good laugh.
Thanks Dicks!

Tags: Vibrant Bar Scene, Happy Hour, People Watching
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on June 18, 2017

We had the best time there. We laughed so hard, I couldn't finish my food.

Tags: Fun, Tasting Menu, Good for Birthdays, Good for a Date, Worth the Drive, Scenic View
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on June 4, 2017

The service was awful as far as I did not get my full order, after we were all done eating they finally brought my side to me! Still charged me full price, did not give military discount, never got any refills on drinks, food was terrible, BBQ chicken was the driest chicken I have ever eaten, mashed oaotaties were late and stale! Never will go there again norwi I recommend.

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 (San Antonio)·Dined on June 2, 2017

Had a great time with family for birthday celebration. Staff and food were very good.

Tags: Scenic View, Happy Hour
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on May 27, 2017

It was really hot inside the restaurant and the noise level (music) was to loud. The wait staff was confused and unorganized. Ordered drinks that never came. Tried to charge me for those drinks.

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vip
 (Denver)·Dined on May 25, 2017

Absolutely horrific. Waited 50min for food to arrive and ending up leaving. I understand the theme of the restaurant but the staff were oblivious. I'll never go back...I suggest you find another place to eat with decent service and better options.

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 (San Antonio)·Dined on May 20, 2017

I understand what Dick's is about and the waiter and his trainee was good and do their job. The service was great he made sure we were good on drinks and what not. The food however was mediocre.. cold wings, cold fries, cold chicken strips.. it was out in 5-10 minutes after we ordered so I know it was prepared fresh. Overall service was great, food not so much.

Tags: Good for Groups
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 (Houston)·Dined on May 6, 2017

I had two of my friends to drive 2 hours to experience Dick's and it was such a disappointment

Tags: Good for Groups, Casual, Waterfront, People Watching
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on May 5, 2017

Had a great time. Place was full of laughter... Food was prepared and served in a timely manner.

Tags: Fun
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 (Philadelphia)·Dined on May 5, 2017

Lots of fun, waiter Matthew was great!!
Food, not so good, came out COLD!!
Catfish was only dish that could be listed as very good, try some.

Tags: Good for Birthdays, Happy Hour
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 (San Antonio)·Dined on April 8, 2017

I understand the concept but the place was nasty and full of trash. Who wants to eat in a place that's so dirty and nasty??

Tags: Good for Groups
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 (San Francisco)·Dined on March 18, 2017

Did a reservation 2 days in advance only waited 30 minutes. Server was wonderful and made the night fun and enjoyable. Definatly will recommend this place to anyone looking for a different dinning experience. I ordered the firecracker salmon it was wonderful but a little spicy due to the sauce that was on it

Tags: Fun, Waterfront
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