Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio
Fronted by an exceptional view of the water, there's patio seating year 'round. Come see why Dick's has been River Walk legend since the craziness began in 1987!
If u want to get roasted and have a good sense of humor GO! If you suck at joking and wanted GOOD FOOD DO NOT GO! Its purely for entertainment
It was fun the food was great had a great time the waitress was so funny
Staff was very nice. A unique experience. However open table did not guarantee our reservation so we still had to wait over 40 mins.
Loved it, it was the highlight of my trip as a kid and this was my son's first experience with San Antonio as I had been telling him all about what I remembered when my family brought me.
Drinks were crap, I ordered a mixed drink and it tasted like kool-aid. I asked for an extra shot (that I would pay for) and was denied.
Not what I was expecting, I understand they have to be 'rude' or 'sarcastic' but when I ask or order something I expect to get what I want/need. Not my kind of place. Food was blah and overpriced.
I sat at the bar and had a few drinks and an order of buffalo wings. The bartenders were fun. The wings were cold.
Was a first visit for our teenagers. Was great to see them get the back-talk even faster than they can dish it out. Food and drinks were great! Fun night out!
table was in corner with stools and terrible to seat 9 people . Food was low level quality.
I ordered a buffalo chicken sandwich and my chicken was not cooked all the way. The middle of my sandwich was pink and spongy. I only found this out after taking a bite of my sandwich and realizing the texture in my mouth was not that of cooked chicken.
I fully understood the theme of this restaurants and actually laughed at the rudeness of the staff. But when the theatrics interfere with the service is where I decide if I will ever go back. Our ketchup bottle was empty & my child needed ketchup for her overpriced burger. I told our waiter we needed another bottle, he took the empty one and never brought another one back. I asked another waiter for some ketchup and he just said “no” and walked away. Safe to say the tip reflected the service I received, and even safer to say I won’t be going back.
Loved our server , very funny but still had some manners wasn’t a complete dick . Definitely will be making a trip back
We visited San Antonio and this was definitely one restaurant I looked forward to eating at. We had so much fun and got some great souvenirs. Needless to say we will be back for sure!
Our waitress knew she would get 20% tip because we were a table bigger than six, so she didn’t try at all or fit the character of a Dick’s server. And it was a birthday party.
Service was terrible! For a theme they are trying to sell, Dicks should hire the right servers. Our service was terrible, we traveled to San Antonio and thought Dicks would be fun, we were wrong. Ended up with $110 bill, food was awful, and hardly saw our waiter. BIG DISAPPOINTMENT! Waste of our time.
We always have fun at DSL and it's perfect for starting the night off!
Great fun atmosphere!!! We had so much fun being insulted! What an awesome concept.
We normally love Dicks and was very excited to take our family. We had a big group 8 adults and three children. Our food wait time was huge. No salads. Our waiter wasn’t near as good as the norm. In the end 3 people in our group left to dine some where else (even though food was ordered making a 186.00 bill). After getting back to Kansas I noticed our 15 off 30 or more was never taken.
Perfect bad service!
We brought my cousin from Michigan for his first time and our server was not very interactive with us and my cousin was pretty bored. On top of that we noticed we were charged for extras in our margaritas that we had not asked for, chicken on our nachos that we did not ask for, and were charged twice on both sales and alcohol taxes. Overall we were very disappointed and are not likely to return again.
Love this place. Fun, drinking kind of place. Always a good time.
Pues, para quien le gusta el mal servicio es Un paraíso.
Too loud for my sound-sensitive 7 yr old. We couldn't stay and left shortly after we were seated. Servers were a bit obnoxious, but I suspect that's part of the intended ambiance. Ratings of food and value not indicative, since we didn't stay to eat, but wanted to share this here. This is not an appropriate restaurant for parents of children with sensory challenges - atmosphere was overstimulating.
The experience was what we expected and did not disappoint. The waiters were great and the service was prompt. Enjoyed the atmosphere and the food and drinks were excellent
Great fun! Full of sarcasm and great food! Good for a laugh, but not good if you are easily offended. Food was great, location on the River Walk was perfect!
Didn’t honor our OpenTable reservation (said something about a $50 deposit, which was not an option on OpenTable). Expected a server with an attitude and a fun atmosphere. Instead it was an absent server and a hostile, angry atmosphere. Food was just ok. Wouldn’t recommend for what it cost.
Had a blast!!! Highly recommended for a fun filled evening at the riverwalk!
Food and atmosphere great! When we made our reservation we requested a very “rude” server because we had special guests that had never experienced Dicks. We were extremely disappointed. Our past experiences were so much more fun. This was a toned down G setting. All six of us are adults that can give as good as we get. The bartender and other servers were great. Ours just wasn’t. The hats were pretty much all we got. Too bad as the first experience at Dicks should last a lifetime. That’s why we keep bringing our guests there.
Mark was awesome but my food was awful. I'll still come back. There was nothing voluptuous about those chicken breast. I need to change the name from the dolly to the Goldie
The food was very bland and left a lot to be desired, if you are looking for great food not the place to go. A good laugh, sure.
It was our 1st time ever being there and the overall experience was pretty phenomenal our waiter Ted was fantastic made us laugh was full of sarcasm the menu that he suggested was right on point had never tried gator before and it was very good the hacks that he made for my boss and I were amazing the shrimp was absolutely amazing in the boil
Overall great restaurant and love the theme. Really makes it stick out from other food chains. But the service there is slow. Even asked for a to-go plate but never received one even after our waitress took a while to get our checks paid. If they sped up the service, checked in a little more, and kept better tabs on what the tables want then this place would deserve 5 stars.
Seated promptly and service was as expected. Food was ok
Fun fun fun
Siempre es un buen lugar en donde cenar. Ambiente agradable. Una pena que ya no tengan música en vivo.
Our server was not as we had expected. Needed to be way more of a dick; since that is why we went there.
It was okay - food was served quickly and server was knowledgeable
Great place you will love it
Atmosphere was awesome! Loved all the jokes and over the top waiters. Food was good as well.