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Party Size
For 2
Date
Sun, 4/22
Time
10:30 PM
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Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore

3.6
410 reviews
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$30 and under
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American
Perfect For:
  • Fun
  • Good for Groups
  • Good for Birthdays
DICK'S LAST RESORT
THE JOINT YER MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT!
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter!

We make our food from scratch and it's served up in steel buckets! Big sloppy ribs, juicy honey-roasted chicken, succulent crab legs and much more!

Dick's Last Resort is best known for SERVICE with SARCASM! That's right, there's never a dull a moment, which is how we earned our infamous reputation.

Bring everybody! This joint is ideal for large groups. There's always a reason to party at Dick's Last Resort. Please contact the store for parties of 20 or more.

EAT, DRINK, LAUGH!
Dining Style
Casual Dining
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Cuisines
American, Seafood, Southern
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Hours of operation
Monday -- 11am-10pm
Tuesday -- 11am-10pm
Wednesday -- 11am-10pm
Thursday -- 11am-10pm
Friday -- 11am-12am
Saturday -- 11am-12am
Sunday -- 11am-10pm
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Phone number
(443) 453-5961
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Payment options
AMEX, Discover, MasterCard, Visa
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Dress code
Casual Dress
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Neighborhood
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Cross street
Pratt Street & Market Place
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Parking details
The closest parking garage is Pier 5 on Pratt St. Rates fluctuate depending on season.
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Entertainment
We have live music on Friday and Saturday evenings.
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Additional
Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Outdoor dining, Outdoor Smoking Area, Takeout, View, Wine
What 410 People Are Saying
Overall ratings and reviews
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3.6based on recent ratings
3.1
food
3.5
service
3.5
ambience
3.2
value
Noise · Moderate
76% of people would recommend it to a friend
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3.0Dined on April 14, 2018

We had heard about Dick's Last Resort being a 'theme' restaurant where the servers are supposed to be 'rude' and everyone would get offensive hats- it definitely lived up to this reputation. We arrived hungry and sober - i'd say we might have had more fun if we were less of both when we arrived :)
i can see how it could be a fun place for the right people but definitely not a good place for a special occasion or a group that is easily offended.
the drinks were fantastic but the food was so-so and overpriced. So, i'd recommend it but only for certain people and/or occasions.

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3.0Dined on April 7, 2018

We were visiting Baltimore from NJ, and wanted to have a fun experience. Our waiter was funny, and the kids enjoyed it. We only had an issue with our food. Appetizer came out AFTER our meal. My steak was not cooked the way I asked, and I got the wrong kind of shrimp. Also, all 4 meals were not very warm, and the food was cold quick. We also had to ask for the correct drink. The manager noticed the appetizer came out afterwards and took it off the bill. Our server was nice and funny, but kind of oblivious that nothing came out right. I loved this place when I visited the Myrtle Beach location in the past, but was disappointed with the Baltimore location.

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2.0Dined on April 7, 2018

Waited over an hour for our table to be ready. Staff payed no mind with updates of the situation. The table was cleared but they “ran out of chairs”. Not acceptable.

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3.0Dined on March 25, 2018

Food was good. Service was hilarious. We had a good time for a family dinner out. Kids had a ball just wouldnt bring small kids. Cursing is widely used.

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4.0Dined on March 22, 2018

awesome environment. fun and lively. and the food is food too!

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5.0Dined on March 19, 2018

Very funny place. They are full of energy and its like going to a comedy show!

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3.0Dined on March 13, 2018

We waited a long time before our food was ready (about 35 minutes) which was surprising because the place was empty when we first got there. The food was good though when it finally arrived. We expected a much more lively and "fun" experience, but our waitress wasn't really into it.

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3.0Dined on March 10, 2018

People need to be aware of how it works once you understand it's fun. You go for the experience.

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5.0Dined on March 3, 2018

Fun time had by entire party of 13! Great food & adult beverages with souvenir glasses. Cool gift shop, funny t-shirts. We spent about 2hours there and we had a reservation that got us seated right away. To sit out over the harbor on the dock in warm weather would be nice. We'll be back. Service was as expected, after all it is 'DIRTY' DICKS! It's a great place for "pre-gaming" before a concert, sporting event, or night out with friends.

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5.0Dined on February 24, 2018

First visit...we all enjoyed ourselves... creative and fun environment!

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5.0Dined on February 24, 2018

My server's name was Nick. He was an awesomeeee server. My group of friends did not stop laughing. Picking this spot to celebrate my birthday was by far the best choice I could've made.

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4.0Dined on February 18, 2018

Wonderful service, wonderful staff, wonderful atmosphere, food was alright.

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4.0Dined on February 3, 2018

I didn’t think the food was the best but our wait staff and snoop dog look alike was the best!

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1.0Dined on January 31, 2018

We were a large party... however we were the only ones in the restaurant. Our food did not come out together and it took over an hour for the last person to get their food. Our server was funny and took our picture and was accommodating but that did not make up for everything else going on. My burger was average. The chicken sandwich was very dry. The chicken in the wrap was way over done. I will not be going back there. We walked past a lot of other great restaurants. Now I know why we were the only ones there!!!

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5.0Dined on January 20, 2018

Everything was amazing our waiter was a excellent server. The only issue we had was me n my husband ordered wings and ribs and didn't think it was much food and was very dry.

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2.0Dined on January 14, 2018

We wanted the true Dick's experience and they were all exceptionally nice and didnt do anything after stating in the reservation this was for my daughters birthday. Was very disappointed.

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5.0Dined on December 31, 2017

We had a reservation for six on New Years Eve. They took us right and we were immediately waited on by a funny fabulous waiter. The food come quickly and was very good. Lot's of interaction with the waiters.

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5.0Dined on December 27, 2017

Our server Dalonte' was amazing. The food was just o.k. but it was for my 17 year olds birthday and it was a group of teenages and a few adults so we all enjoyed ourselves. However, they really need to expand their alcohol selection and drinks that they provide. They do not have a variety of alcohol for instance they only had Banana and Coconut Cruzan Rums, no Patron, Ciroc, and with the exception of Grey Goose, the only other vodka offered was Pinnacle. If the selection would have been better I would entertain the thought of bringing my staff there for a happy hour.

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4.0Dined on December 23, 2017

Reservation was pointless. Place was empty. Food was not very good nor was the amount any where close to justify how much it cost.
Our server was ok. I guess from the website and videos they post I had a different expectation.
Souvenir beer glasses were included in the cost but we didn't know that until our server asked if we wanted to keep the glasses. I asked how much they were and he said they come with the cost. So, I'd already bought them .... then yes, I want the glasses! Being them without asking, they're mine.
Had some laughs, souvenir glasses and have a story to tell.
Overall, not a good enough experience to go again. $100 on two people. We were still hungry, thirsty and found somewhere else to go after.

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4.0Dined on December 16, 2017

Waited over a hour to be seated. However, it was worth the wait. Had so much fun with family and friends.

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1.0Dined on December 16, 2017

Made a 7:30 reservation, but I'm not sure why since we were never seated until almost 9:00. Four of us dining and all got a cute little paper hat except me! Waitress was just OK< not as fun and energetic as some of the others in the restaurant. Food was just OK, nothing special! Burger was bland, Caesar dressing was awful, Fries were good, fried shrimp was like something I could get in the freezer section at the grocery store, ribs were just OK, fried pickles were excellent!

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1.0Dined on December 9, 2017

I brought my wife and two kids to this restaurant without telling them them about it. My thought was that it would be a fun surprise. However, it dawned on me several minutes after we were seated that the amount of joy and fun this restaurant brings is directly related to which server you have. Unfortunately ours was blah. It was sad because my kids were enjoying all of the other tables around us having fun with their server and wondering why none of that was happening to us. In addition to our server basically doing nothing fun, she also barely came to our table. I actually had to go to the bar myself to get waters and she never noticed or perhaps didn’t care. I actually gave half of my server’s tip to the other waiter because at least he was providing some enjoyment and having a good time with his tables. Without him, this would’ve been just another restaurant. What a shame!

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2.0Dined on December 3, 2017

The server was good, but overall the food and atmosphere was a bit of a disappointment. The server and managers really tried, but couldn’t really make our group satisfied.

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5.0Dined on December 2, 2017

Friend’s birthday

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4.0Dined on November 18, 2017

Had a great time food was delicious it was a little pricey for the food enjoy the atmosphere everybody enjoyed ourselves

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1.0Dined on November 14, 2017

The food was Terrible. The service was horrible and so was the manager

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1.0Dined on November 11, 2017

Waited 10 minutes at the door before anyone greeted us. We had a reservation, but had to wait for another 15 minutes. Seats at a bar table, took quite awhile to be greeted by server. Tried to order right away but told we had to wait...the kitchen was backed up with large party orders. Appetizers never came. Dinner was cold. No one seemed to care. We are not from this area...looked forward to going...wouldn’t go back and wouldn’t recommend.

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3.0Dined on November 10, 2017

The atmosphere and entertaining wait staff were exactly as we expected. The food was okay, not phenomenal, but we weren't expecting it to be. The kids and the adults were very entertained and we would go back again.

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5.0Dined on November 10, 2017

It was for my daughters 17th Birthday! Her and her friends had an awesome time!

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4.0Dined on November 8, 2017

We were disappointed with the food. It wasn’t worth what we paid for it. The steaks weren’t done as requested. The food was not hot. The crab cakes weren’t like ones usually sold in the Maryland area. We were celebrating a birthday and no special acknowledgement was made to the birthday person. This was our first time at a Dick’s and it wasn’t as fun as we expected.

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4.0Dined on November 4, 2017

The food was really yummy and reasonably priced. We also did not have to wait very long for our food which was a plus. Even though our waiter was supposed to be rude he was actually really nice and funny. Will definitely go again.

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5.0Dined on October 13, 2017

Great service will come back again. Food was delicious.

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4.0Dined on October 13, 2017

Our first visit to Dick's was a memorable one. It's a wacky kind of place with a jocular atmosphere. The servers banter with the guests and make each one their trademark silly hat with a comical note. The food was tasty and a good portion. The drinks were bit pricy but you got to take home the schooner glass.

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1.0Dined on October 13, 2017

The food was HORRENDOUS. I return what I ordered and went without dinner. I attempted to try my son's chicken fingers and fries and could even gag one of either down. The chicken was tough and oversalted and the fries were a saturated in oil, mushy mess. My son is 13 and ate about half solely because he was starving, but even then he could not finish. The food is "drunk food", meaning you would only eat it when you are really drunk. The waiter was creepy and came onto me in front of my son and gave me his number. I understand the theme of the restaurant but I feel it was over the line. This was for my son's birthday. Thank goodness we went to a comedy show right after and had a good laugh.

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1.0Dined on October 7, 2017

Worse restaurant I have ever eaten it. Service and food was bad. Concept is awful as well.

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4.0Dined on September 3, 2017

loved spening my daughters 13th birthday there! they didnt disappoint.

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5.0Dined on August 24, 2017

Great staff. Breezy is the best staff. Make sure you pick her as your waitress.

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3.0Dined on August 19, 2017

Overall ambience with the "service with sarcasm" made the meal worthwhile. Service was extremely slow and the crowd engagement best on the floor rather than near the bar. Food was reasonable. Don't look for healthy or unique dishes. Go for the fun of it

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2.0Dined on August 12, 2017

I knew it was a sassy sarcastic Type of restaurant, but I wasn't prepared for the trash everywhere and the awful food.

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3.0Dined on August 5, 2017

Would've been nice to be tipped on price of special alcoholic drinks and the size of them.

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