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About Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore

DICK'S LAST RESORT
THE JOINT YER MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT!
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter!

We make our food from scratch and it's served up in steel buckets! Big sloppy ribs, juicy honey-roasted chicken, succulent crab legs and much more!

Dick's Last Resort is best known for SERVICE with SARCASM! That's right, there's never a dull a moment, which is how we earned our infamous reputation.

Bring everybody! This joint is ideal for large groups. There's always a reason to party at Dick's Last Resort. Please contact the store for parties of 20 or more.

EAT, DRINK, LAUGH!

621 East Pratt St.
Baltimore, MD 21202
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Dining Style:
Casual Dining

Cuisines:
American, Seafood, Southern

Hours of Operation:
Monday -- 11am-10pm
Tuesday -- 11am-10pm
Wednesday -- 11am-10pm
Thursday -- 11am-10pm
Friday -- 11am-12am
Saturday -- 11am-12am
Sunday -- 11am-10pm

Cross Street:
Pratt Street & Market Place

Dress Code:
Casual Dress

Price Range:
$30 and under

Payment Options
AMEX, Discover, MasterCard, Visa

Phone Number:
(443) 453-5961

Website:
http://www.dickslastresort.com/

Entertainment:
We have live music on Friday and Saturday evenings.

Parking Details:
The closest parking garage is Pier 5 on Pratt St. Rates fluctuate depending on season.

Additional:
Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Outdoor dining, Outdoor Smoking Area, Takeout, View, Wine

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Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore Ratings and Reviews

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Overall Rating

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food

3.1

service

3.9

ambience

3.7

value

3.3

Noise

Moderate

74% would recommend it to a friend

Fun (10)
Good for Groups (8)
Special Occasion (7)
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Great for Lunch (7)
Good for Birthdays (5)
Casual (5)
Happy Hour (5)
Quick Bite (5)
Great for Outdoor Dining (4)
People Watching (4)
Vibrant Bar Scene (4)
Waterfront (4)
Authentic (3)
Kid-friendly (3)
Good for a Date (3)
Hot Spot (3)
Late-night Find (3)
Bar Seating (2)
Fit for Foodies (2)
Tasting Menu (2)
Comfort Food (2)
Good for Anniversaries (1)
Great for Brunch (1)
Worth the Drive (1)
Cozy (1)
Creative Cuisine (1)
Live Sports (1)
Spicy (1)
Sunday Lunch (1)
Business Meals (1)
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 (Washington DC)·Dined 2 days ago

Had a great time food was delicious it was a little pricey for the food enjoy the atmosphere everybody enjoyed ourselves

Tags: Special Occasion, Fun
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·Dined 6 days ago

The food was Terrible. The service was horrible and so was the manager

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 (Raleigh)·Dined on November 12, 2017

Waited 10 minutes at the door before anyone greeted us. We had a reservation, but had to wait for another 15 minutes. Seats at a bar table, took quite awhile to be greeted by server. Tried to order right away but told we had to wait...the kitchen was backed up with large party orders. Appetizers never came. Dinner was cold. No one seemed to care. We are not from this area...looked forward to going...wouldn’t go back and wouldn’t recommend.

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 (New York Area)·Dined on November 11, 2017

The atmosphere and entertaining wait staff were exactly as we expected. The food was okay, not phenomenal, but we weren't expecting it to be. The kids and the adults were very entertained and we would go back again.

Tags: Good for Groups, Waterfront, Casual, Kid-friendly
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·Dined on November 11, 2017

It was for my daughters 17th Birthday! Her and her friends had an awesome time!

Tags: Special Occasion, Great for Lunch, Casual, Quick Bite, Fun, Good for Groups
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·Dined on November 8, 2017

We were disappointed with the food. It wasn’t worth what we paid for it. The steaks weren’t done as requested. The food was not hot. The crab cakes weren’t like ones usually sold in the Maryland area. We were celebrating a birthday and no special acknowledgement was made to the birthday person. This was our first time at a Dick’s and it wasn’t as fun as we expected.

Tags: Good for Groups
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·Dined on November 4, 2017

The food was really yummy and reasonably priced. We also did not have to wait very long for our food which was a plus. Even though our waiter was supposed to be rude he was actually really nice and funny. Will definitely go again.

Tags: Authentic, Fit for Foodies, Hot Spot
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·Dined on October 14, 2017

Great service will come back again. Food was delicious.

Tags: Cozy, Good for Anniversaries, Good for a Date
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 (Baltimore)·Dined on October 13, 2017

Our first visit to Dick's was a memorable one. It's a wacky kind of place with a jocular atmosphere. The servers banter with the guests and make each one their trademark silly hat with a comical note. The food was tasty and a good portion. The drinks were bit pricy but you got to take home the schooner glass.

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 (Washington DC)·Dined on October 13, 2017

The food was HORRENDOUS. I return what I ordered and went without dinner. I attempted to try my son's chicken fingers and fries and could even gag one of either down. The chicken was tough and oversalted and the fries were a saturated in oil, mushy mess. My son is 13 and ate about half solely because he was starving, but even then he could not finish. The food is "drunk food", meaning you would only eat it when you are really drunk. The waiter was creepy and came onto me in front of my son and gave me his number. I understand the theme of the restaurant but I feel it was over the line. This was for my son's birthday. Thank goodness we went to a comedy show right after and had a good laugh.

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 (New York Area)·Dined on October 7, 2017

Worse restaurant I have ever eaten it. Service and food was bad. Concept is awful as well.

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 (Washington DC)·Dined on September 3, 2017

loved spening my daughters 13th birthday there! they didnt disappoint.

Tags: Good for Birthdays, Hot Spot, Waterfront, Great for Lunch, Casual
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·Dined on August 25, 2017

Great staff. Breezy is the best staff. Make sure you pick her as your waitress.

Tags: Tasting Menu, Comfort Food, Special Occasion, Great for Brunch, Live Sports, Great for Lunch, Business Meals, Bar Seating, Sunday Lunch, Kid-friendly, Waterfront, Happy Hour, Fun, Late-night Find
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·Dined on August 19, 2017

Overall ambience with the "service with sarcasm" made the meal worthwhile. Service was extremely slow and the crowd engagement best on the floor rather than near the bar. Food was reasonable. Don't look for healthy or unique dishes. Go for the fun of it

Tags: Fun, Vibrant Bar Scene
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 (Baltimore)·Dined on August 12, 2017

I knew it was a sassy sarcastic Type of restaurant, but I wasn't prepared for the trash everywhere and the awful food.

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 (New York Area)·Dined on August 5, 2017

Would've been nice to be tipped on price of special alcoholic drinks and the size of them.

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·Dined on July 30, 2017

This was my girls and I first time attending this establishment. We loved it! It was so much fun. We didn't know what to expect. We read the reviews sone good some bad. But the host and waiters were funny. They are suppose to be rude/sarcastic. We were sarcastic right back. It was all in fun. They didn't go overboard. The food was OK. The drunks were great!

Tags: Great for Outdoor Dining, Quick Bite, Fun
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 (Philadelphia)·Dined on July 30, 2017

Very average food - I get that it’s not the reason you would go, but it did not even meet my low expectations. Also, the act gets old pretty quickly.

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 (Philadelphia)·Dined on July 30, 2017

Had a good time. Our server (Frank) was great. Had a problem with overcooked veggies but the mgr rectified the problem. Definitely worth going.

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 (Washington DC)·Dined on July 29, 2017

It's recommended for a special occasion only if you haven't been before. Great service, very mediocre food. Had the BBQ combo plate. Cole Slaw tasted like it expired last week. Ribs and chicken were OK - not much flavor. A little more tame than we expected and hoped for. I'm always game for a good sarcastic event.

Tags: Special Occasion
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 (Baltimore)·Dined on July 22, 2017

I chose this restaurant hoping for a fun experience with our group being insulted but the group did not really give the waiter the time or space to get a word in to insult us. Everyone got salads, eating light, everyone was happy.

Tags: Casual, Good for Birthdays
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 (Philadelphia)·Dined on July 22, 2017

We really enjoyed the atmosphere. The waiters were extremely rude (that is the whole idea behind the restaurant), but very good. The food was good and we had a great time.

Tags: Good for Groups
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 (Philadelphia)·Dined on July 21, 2017

It was great. Family loved it!! We had a funny waiter. We couldn't stop laughing!

Tags: Hot Spot, Fun
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 (Caribbean)·Dined on July 15, 2017

I was there with my 15 year old daughters lacrosse team and their parents. The girls and parents had a lot of fun! Definitely not the place for a quiet romantic dinner! The food was very good, but the restaurant is more about the experience! The servers are a little rude and crude, which made the night fun! You definitely need a sense of humor to dine here!

Tags: Fun
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 (Las Vegas)·Dined on July 2, 2017

Good was decent. The wait staff took great care of our large party and they were very good at entertaining 8 kids we had with us.

Tags: Good for Groups, Happy Hour
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 (Baltimore)·Dined on July 1, 2017

The food was disgusting. The crab cakes tasted like play dough. Was just an awe full experience for 120 bux

Tags: Kid-friendly
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 (Philadelphia)·Dined on June 17, 2017

We knew what to expect with the service but we really didn't get any of that. Menu is tiny, prices are high and all of the food was cold. We were a table of 6 with kids and got seated at bar area as apposed to regular table. I will never return. Waste of time and money!

Tags: Waterfront
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 (Baltimore)·Dined on June 9, 2017

Our son had a really great time it was his eighth grade ceremony thank you!

Tags: Seasonal, Good for Groups
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 (San Francisco)·Dined on June 8, 2017

Don't waste your time or money. Not worth anything.

Tags: Waterfront
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 (Baltimore)·Dined on May 28, 2017

Horrible food, got sick. Unless goibg for the schitck stay away

Tags: Fun
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 (New York Area)·Dined on May 27, 2017

We were in Baltimore for a class trip and I decided to take a few of the parents to Dicks so they could have the experience "wink,wink" of a lunch there. Unfortunately, the server missed the mark. While the rest of the restaurant was laughing and having a wonderful time, we were left hanging at every turn, including delayed food and drinks. When I requested a manager, THIS was when I was greeted with the "typical" Dick's responses...but no manager. Sorry guys, you missed the mark this time

Tags: Good for Birthdays, People Watching, Fun
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 (Baltimore)·Dined on May 14, 2017

The food was not that good at all. Over priced and mostly fried foods and not many healthy options to choose from. Our waitress was not very good. We were expecting more shenanigans and she was quite boring to say the least. I seen other people at others tables having a better time because tbeir servers were more into their roles. I would not return or recommend this location.

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 (Baltimore)·Dined on May 14, 2017

This is one of the worst restaurants I've ever been to. Our best decision of the night was leaving before we were served. The staff was off-putting and rude and not in a fun or light hearted manner. I'm really glad we didn't stay longer, as we all felt really uncomfortable there. Would definitely recommend anywhere else

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 (Baltimore)·Dined on May 13, 2017

Was the food suppose to be a joke also. Bench seats crap all over..very dirty could have been fun but party of 6 and not one thing we ordered was edible. Great concept ...not one thing?? Jaleopinos in mash potatoes 😣😣😣😣

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 (Baltimore)·Dined on May 12, 2017

Waitress was awesome, food was delish, you need a sense of humor to have a blast here, I'm bubbles, and my girl loves to blow bubbles but sucks at it!

Tags: Romantic
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 (San Francisco)·Dined on May 8, 2017

This was terrible food and the service was awful. It wasn't funny or clever, just overall bad

Tags: Casual
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 (Las Vegas)·Dined on May 5, 2017

was for a birthday event, server seemed very non energetic not the typical type of service. number of diners was very low, waiter disappeared often, food was not great

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 (Baltimore)·Dined on April 16, 2017

It is a fun place to go to. Drinks are tasty. The atmosphere is great to just relax and have fun.

Tags: Bar Seating, Good for Birthdays, Late-night Find, People Watching, Great for Outdoor Dining
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 (Washington DC)·Dined on April 15, 2017

Horrible food and terrible service. Appetizers showed up at the end of the meal. Two entrees were barely edible. Server disappeared for most of the meal. We wanted to order more drinks but couldn't find a server. There are many better restaurants in this area. Skip this armpit.

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 (Pittsburgh)·Dined on April 14, 2017

Service was horrible. We did not get our food on time and were missing parts of our order. Waiter charged us for items he said we could substitute. Also got charged for alcohol not ordered and then asked if we needed him to take it off the bill after we pointed out the error!
Salad dressing missing or wrong. He was not attentive. No silverware. There is a theme to this restaurant and some expected "entertainment" from the staff... It was non-existent. When it was time for our checks, our waiter told us it would be better for each group to write down what we ordered so he could do the checks correctly. We thought he was joking but he wasn't! each check was wrong. again billed for more than we were supposed to be. He had to redo all of them. Only 1 person in our group of 9 received a "special" hat. Horrible Horrible! waiter even said, people don't come here for the food it's more of a tourist type of place..........well there is no reason to go there at all!

Tags: Casual
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