Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
THE JOINT YER MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT!
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter!
We make our food from scratch and it's served up in steel buckets! Big sloppy ribs, juicy honey-roasted chicken, succulent crab legs and much more!
Dick's Last Resort is best known for SERVICE with SARCASM! That's right, there's never a dull a moment, which is how we earned our infamous reputation.
Bring everybody! This joint is ideal for large groups. There's always a reason to party at Dick's Last Resort. Please contact the store for parties of 20 or more.
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The waiter threw drinks on one of my guest twice and got mad when she threw a drink back
I went looking for 'harrassment' of sorts and received a regular dining experience with courteous staff. My kids were dying for the funny hats, not offered, my 9 year old had to ask for one...the rest of us didn't get one at all, even after she asked and received her's. I know it is weird to ask to be treated poorly but it's like going to a comedy show and nothing was funny. The hype was for a funny dining experience where you're treated 'poorly' and all the fun is had, that did not take place. Side note- they ran out of a lot of the dishes and we kept having to reorder, then when the food did arrive it was small portions, poor quality, and not seasoned well. The food prices were pretty high too.
WE REALLY ENJOYED OURSELF, MIKE WAS A GREAT WAITER!!!
First time and enjoyed the entire staff will worth the trip from Delaware
Food was not good
When I set up the reservations, I added a message that it was my daughters birthday. When we got there, we were sat at a table and we were told it was shift change and our waitress just arriving to work. No body came over for quite a while to get our drink orders, or food orders. We finally got our drinks and placed our food orders. When our food arrived, it was cold and one of our orders was wrong, so we had to send it back. When the corrected food order came back, everyone else at our table was done eating and the new food was also cold???? Was totally disappointed in the overall visit. I was hoping for some fun sarcastic interaction with the staff, but no one seemed to have enough time to spend on us as they were busy cleaning up from the lunch crowd and appeared to be getting ready for the dinner crowd, I guess we just came in too late for lunch, and too early for dinner... Like I said, overall, very disappointed in the overall visit. By the time our waitress came to check on us to see if everything was OK, we were ready for the check and ready to leave.
The food service was very slow - the waiter got my wife’s order wrong and didn’t get our second round of drinks out until we were finished dinner. The CO2 machine was also broken so no draft beers - all around poor service
They was extremely rude and a man slapped my daughters hat off her head if u want to be humiliated and laugh. Poor customer service then Dick's is your place I will never go back the food is good I'll post mats but I will never eat again in there
It was fun, but the food was absolutely terrible. I’m talking fried food...hard to screw up. Save your money.
On Saturday we went to enjoy dinner with in-laws and chose to dine at Dick's. I immediately regretted my decision as the entire floor was covered in wet napkins and I knew there was no way we were going to get good food from such a dirty environment. However, it was pouring rain so we stayed put. I had made a reservation for 9:00pm and we were seated after about 5 minutes. At 9:45pm my daughter was crying from hunger. We had ordered one kids meal with a corn dog and tater tots, an order of nachos, a seafood platter and crabcakes. The only meal that made it out was the corn dog and crabcakes. The tater tots were cold and the corndog was only warm on the outside. The broccoli that came with the crabcakes were also cold and the crabcakes looked unedible. We sent the meals back except for the cold corndog and tater tots because that's all my kids had to eat! The waiter said the meal was on the house and never came back. I've traveled all over the world and that was literally the worst dining experience I've ever had. We will make sure to spread the word to our friends to never enter that restaurant again!
We loved Dicks, it was such a fun time. Expect rudeness. But the service is pretty awesome. .
Terrible place had this reservation for 2 weeks and was really looking forward to it. It was a major disappointment we walked out. We were expecting to have hats put on us and a roaring good time it was NOTHING like that. It was recommended by a friend who had visited the one in Las Vegas. The one in Baltimore sucks people leaving were telling us what not to get as their food was terrible! Never again.
I have never had so much fun while eating out! You have to have a sense of humor to eat here! The food is Great the service was over the top. I wish there were more locations!
Went there to celebrate my husband's 35th birthday. Food was awesome and the food was great. Will definitely go back again.
Although we had a good time I feel as though it is a one time and done kinda place.
We ahve been to Dicks Last Resort every year for over 5 years now. We love the food, the fun time and the view by the Inner Harbor. Everyone MUST try this place at least once. LOVE IT!
Bathroom was dirty. No toilet paper in my stall.
Food was ok.
Waitress was good. She made it a fun and played games with us.
Floor was sticky.
Napkins and paper all over the floor.
Overall fun experience.
It was an awesome experience. The waiter and other waiters were all awesome and energetic it’s a fun place to go to the only downside is the food is ok but the environment is awesome which make going back worth it
Zayy is an amazing waiter, I had so much fun, despite I came alone! Fresh crab cake platter, chicken wings were delicious. Good food, music nice also. We all had a great time.. He even made me paper flowers, since I told him that I dislike the tall hat!
Extremely slow service. Waited well over an hour for just so so food
Was there years ago and couldn’t wait to go back. Went back this weekend and the place was filthy- even smelled dirty. Women’s bathroom had no soap, and still didn’t fill after we asked for it. Food wasn’t great, and the staff just not as funny as before. Will definetly not be returning.
Amazing food and a staff that did their job "dicks" job well. Loved it!!
The place is absolutely disgusting. I get the whole “we don’t care” attitude but the place is filthy, there was blood all over the bathroom for some reason. The service was horrible and not in the way we expected, we were ready for the sarcastic attitudes and the talking back but all we got was servers who didn’t really care and were no where to be found. We will never return and will never recommend this place.
Our server was fine, appetizer was good, but the chicken we had could have been used for sneaker soles, and the delay in actually getting our drinks and food was lengthy. We have heard that management has recently changed for the detriment of this establishment.
Worst food ever. Will not recommend and will.not go again.
I understand that the waiters are not supposed to be nice I understand that it’s that type of a restaurant I was very dissatisfied with our service as well as the food it was cold my ribs were hard my kids barely ate any of their food person that we were with got a dip and he could barely get his chips into it he said it seems like this is been sitting out for 20 minutes and then it was served to me . Overall our food was terrible
Our server Mike was amazing he definitely made our experience well worth it
Would definitely go back again
Only 1/2 the table got hats. Wasn’t too busy so we were a little bit disappointed we didn’t get the full experience. Otherwise it was good.
Slow service but to be fair, our waitress was the only server working tables that evening. The bartender and host didn't jump in to help. She didn't have time to make our hats at one time and did them over the course of an hour or so. The food was not good, chicken was dry and zero flavor, mac n cheese tasted burnt, salad was what one would expect from a drive thru, salmon was average.
Had reservations but would have to wait an hour if we hadn’t ate on the dock. The dock isn’t nearly as fun but our waiter was still awesome.
I have been to other Dick's Last Resort restaurants in the past, so I was aware of the schtick of "rude" waitstaff, etc. and was fully prepared for that. We brought our teen/tween sons to the restaurant fully ready to be teased and made fun of, but ended up leaving almost immediately upon being seated. The "rudeness" went beyond rude and was downright vulgar. My kids were reading lots of sexually explicit content on people's paper hats and the waiter used profanity with them. I understand the theme of the restaurant, but was under the (incorrect, obviously) impression that the restaurant was family-friendly. There should be a disclaimer.
Our waitress Breezy was awesome! Can’t wait to come back!!! Food was good and overall great time
At family trip to The Aquarium and the Harbor.
Went there for a fun night and to get a good laugh but unfortunately our server was worn out after a long shift (according to him) and did not have it in him to be rude and obnoxious and entertaining. It was a very disappointing experience for our party of nine.
Joke. Food ice cold. Kitchen out of half items on menu. Hour wait even with reservations. Beware.
Stay away! Food was cold not cooked and waited 1:20 for the food and that was after waiting an hour with having reservations for the table. Nothing fun about the meal. Waiter told us not to order half the items on the menu because they didn’t have them. The place is dirty.
Poorly managed waited over 30 past reservation to get seated, experience not as expected, staff overwhelmed. Food was served cold, no utensils, couldn't wait to leave.
I'd love to be able to write a review however I was never allowed to dine here. We had a 7pm reservation. We were done with our activities earlier so decided to see if we could get in. We walked into the staff yelling "it's a 35-45 min wait y'all!" From the middle of the restaurant. So I figure that's not so bad, let's wait. We stood at the front counter. For 17 mins. Waiting to put our name on the wait list for the "35-45 min wait" we heard yelled about 18 times in that period however not one soul greeted us. Nobody offered to put us on the wait they kept shouting from halfway across the restaurant. It was basically " hey go away we have a long wait and no, we will not put u on it" so, we walked to the hard rock cafe next door and were quickly informed they were on an hour wait and we were welcome to be placed on that list and even sit at the bar if we wanted to. I understand that Dick's last resort may have had quite a wait. It was a Saturday and perfectly understandable. What I don't understand however is why we weren't given the option to be put on that wait list. My suggestion, don't go to this establishment if u think there might be some sort of wait because u will not even be acknowledged. Disappointing because I was really looking forward to eating there. Their food is great. But this past weekend's service was unbelievable
took my 2teenage daughters and 5 of her friends there at 5 on a Saturday night had to wait a few minutes no problem with that we actually own a restaurant ourself and know how that works . My husband asked the server right after we sat if the kids could get the hats (that the reason we came there ) she said yes. It took an hour and half to get the hats and we actually had to wait for the serve to make them after we got our check and paid . The food was ok. We ordered one of the seafood bowls the picture on the menu showed it came with scallops which was one of the reasons we got it when it came no scallops so I asked the server she said “oh wait we had a meeting and it doesn’t come with that anymore “. She never asked if she could get us something to compensate for the no scallops. Our bill was over $200.00 this was our second time there and we will not be back
I speak so highly of this restaurant. The first time I even heard and went to one was in myrtle beach. It was the best time. I’m from PA so when I got back home I spoke so highly and recommend it to everyone back home. This past weekend my friends and I took a 2.5hr trip to Baltimore to go to the aquarium. I suggested and said we must eat at dicks it’s so much fun. Unfortunately not this time. When we first got there it was great. The waiter was great at his job, super involed and was really funny. We placed an apatizer it came out super quick. The three of us then placed our entree’s. 15-20mins has gone by and we didn’t see our waiter at all. After waiting 45-60mins for our meal to come out I asked the manager to see if he could tell us when our food would be ready. Eventually the food came out and like I predicted it was cold. The manager oh so nicely said “we can pop this in the microwave and heat it back up it should only take a minute or two.” My friend also has a gluten allergy and order grilled shrimp they brought out fried. They then proceeded to tell us it would take another 30mins to make the grilled shrimp. I finally told the manager we no longer wanted our meal and that we would pay for the appetizer but we would like the check and we will be going elsewhere. He didn’t once offer to do anything, cover the bill (appatizer) give us a gift card to come back nothing. Our original waiter then came over to ask what happened and he felt the food and confirmed it was cold. He then told us “they took me back to go to the bar. That’s where I originally work I was just helping on the floor.” No one told us we were getting a new waiter/waitress and I honestly don’t think the new waiter/waitress knew about it either because no ever came to help us. Unfortunately this was the worst service I have ever received and I will not be coming back to this dicks. The original waiter though was awesome and did a great job. The first 15-20mins of our time was great.