Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore

Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore

  • Dining Style: Casual Dining
  • Website: http://www.dickslastresort.com/
  • Phone: 443-453-5961x
  • Hours of Operation:
    Lunch Daily: 11:00am - 4:00pm; dinner: Sunday - Thursday: 4:00pm - 11:00pm, Friday - Saturday: 4:00pm - 12:00am
  • Payment Options: AMEX,Discover,MasterCard,Visa
  • Cuisine: Seafood, American, Southern
  • Dress Code: Casual Dress
  • Accepts Walk-Ins: Yes
  • Additional Details: Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Smoking Area (patio only), Takeout, View, Wine

Getting there

  • Cross Street: Pratt Street & Market Place
  • Parking: Public Lot
  • Parking Details: The closest parking garage is Pier 5 on Pratt St. Rates fluctuate depending on season.
A word from Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
DICK'S LAST RESORT THE JOINT YER MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT! From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter!

We make our food from scratch and it's served up in steel buckets! Big sloppy ribs, juicy honey-roasted chicken, succulent crab legs and much more! Dick's Last Resort is best known for SERVICE with SARCASM! That's right, there's never a dull a moment, which is how we earned our infamous reputation.

Bring everybody! This joint is ideal for large groups. There's always a reason to party at Dick's Last Resort. EAT, DRINK, LAUGH!
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Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore reviews from OpenTable diners
40 reviews since May 5, 2014
Overall Rating3.1
  • Food2.9
    Service3.3
  • Ambiance3.2
    Noise LevelEnergetic
71% of reviewers would recommend this restaurant to a friend.
good for groups (22)special occasion (9)vibrant bar scene (8)great for lunch (7)hot spot (7)late-night find (6)kid-friendly (5)great for outdoor dining (5)great for brunch (2)scenic view (2)neighborhood gem (2)fit for foodies (1)Show More
  • Absolutely terrible
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 8/31/2014
    If I could give this place less than a star, I would. I ordered steak and shrimp and was completely unsatisfied. The steak was HALF a filet minon size, and poorly cooked. Dry. The shrimp however was okay but I couldn't finish the plate and my waiter harassed me about wasting shrimp. THEN he are the rest of my shrimp RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Isn't that against health code?! Disgusting. Will never go here again.
    Special Features:
    great for lunch
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Awesome
    funnygirl
    Dined on 8/24/2014
    Great place if you want something different from a traditional restaurant and when you need a little humor in your life.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, special occasion, late-night find, scenic view, neighborhood gem, hot spot
    • Food
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    • Noise LevelModerate
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Would not return
    RobinP
    Dined on 8/23/2014
    The service was OK, only one out of four of us actually liked our dinner. Also, noisier than I thought. Hard to hear and talk to others.
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Burger or Bust
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 8/16/2014
    We were really looking forward to Dick's as a fun place to eat at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore with our two teenage boys.What wouldn't appeal to them about a fun, loud, slightly over the top dining experience, right? After our drinks arrived the waiter told us they didn't serve burgers inside after 4:00, we would have to sit outside (crowded, small , beach bar deck). And we couldn't take our drinks. We moved and had to wait for table even though we had a reservation & were 1st seated inside. We sat at a really dirty picnic table in the center of it all...waited, and waited for someone to take our drink order and they never came. Band was so loud, even the kids asked to leave...so we did and ate at the Hard Rock Cafe next door.
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Good, not great!
    Kathyp329
    Dined on 8/14/2014
    The restaurant was not crowded when we went. I think it would be a lot more fun with a big crowd! The kids enjoyed the very laid back atmosphere and the funny hats! The food was so so!
    Special Features:
    kid-friendly, vibrant bar scene
    • Food
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    • Noise LevelCannot Recall
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Disappointed and will not be back
    eatoutalot
    Dined on 8/9/2014
    This was our first visit to the Baltimore location and took a guest that had never been and expected great entertainment as we have experienced in Myrtle Beach and Panama City Beach. The food was awful but we didn't complain, just only ate the fries which were the only thing decent to eat out of the 4 meals and apps we got. The entertainment was BORING.. I expect to have a fun time at Dick's and get good food, not the best but good. I would not recommend the Baltimore location to anyone. Myrtle Beach is by far the best experience and I have been there many times to say it is always consistent. Panama City Beach is fun as well and decent food. Don't know about the other locations but Baltimore will not see us again.
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    • Noise LevelModerate
  • Awesome time
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 8/3/2014
    Recently visited the inner harbor and stopped at dick's for dinner with my family. We all laughed and had an awesome time. Food was good but a bit overpriced but all in all a must visit
    Special Features:
    great for brunch, great for outdoor dining, special occasion, great for lunch, scenic view, neighborhood gem, hot spot, vibrant bar scene
    • Food
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    • Noise LevelCannot Recall
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Great food. Great service
    MeeshX2
    Dined on 7/28/2014
    Awesome experience. Food was fantastic and the service was superb. Very kid friendly. Can't wait to bring the family back again.
    Special Features:
    kid-friendly, great for outdoor dining, great for lunch, hot spot
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    • Noise LevelCannot Recall
  • LOUSY, LOUSY, LOUSY!
    Alex
    Dined on 7/26/2014
    What a dump is all I can say. The gimmick is funny for so long and then it just gets old. My wife hated the place. Thought the "trash" on the floor was tacky. Thought the singer they had was WAY TOO LOUD AND SCREECHY and the food was uneatable. The gimmick with "hating on the customer" is funny at first until it became a pain in trying to get utensils, understand the menu (which they place on the wall, not at your table), and ordering your food and drinks was more of a hassle then it needs to be. And don't even get me started on the OVER PRICED beers - Bud Light should not be $10 frigging dollars!!! I don't think I'll be going back here any time soon.
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  • Bad sarcastic service
    NickDVIP
    Dined on 7/26/2014
    I understand come to a place to get intentionally bad service, but you should still actually good service hidden under sarcasm. In my wife and I's case, it was just bad service, period. Our server largely ignored us, and never once engaged with us to figure a way to bust our chops. It wasn't until near the end of the visit that we got our paper hats with uninspired messages written on them. We were never checked on, and I had to physically go to our server to ask for another drink. Also, they pushed a drink on us as soon as we walked in; it sounded good, so we both ordered. I wish they had told us they were $25 a piece! I understand drink menus don't always have prices, but that is pretty steep to not give you any warning.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, special occasion, late-night find, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Great experience
    HappyCustomer
    Dined on 7/26/2014
    I went on Saturday with my friend who was visiting from out of town. He had a great first experience at Dicks in Baltimore. Our waitress was funny, but didn't take anything too far. The food was also good. Thanks for a great dinner!
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelModerate
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Funny and Wild
    SyLaLe
    Dined on 7/18/2014
    If you want the full effect of Dick's leave the kids at home. Otherwise you will get the kiddie version from your server. The place will keep you laughing ...
    Special Features:
    good for groups, great for outdoor dining, great for lunch, hot spot
    • Food
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Great time!!!
    Curt
    Dined on 7/17/2014
    Great time!!! Our server was fantastic. We laughed the whole time we were there.
    Special Features:
    great for brunch
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • It's Dick's
    Review
    Dined on 7/15/2014
    I have been to several Dick's. This one met my expectations. There is no menu, only the chalkboard. That is fine, but there are no details about sides, portions, etc. The servers are supposed to be sarcastic, but ours was just rude. I am not sure if she was having a bad day or doesn't know the difference. She never smiled once and was not happy to be there or work there. The food is OK, which is all it is intended to be....lots of fried stuff. Bottom line, if you are looking for a good time with friends, this is usually an upbeat fun place to go. If you are looking for a romantic dinner, the Rusty Scupper is across the harbor.
    Special Features:
    special occasion
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Disappointment
    HW26
    Dined on 7/13/2014
    My five friends and I, one coming from out of state, we're so excited to experiance Dicks Last Resourt and the service with a side of sarcasm! We got seated fairly quickly but after that it was all down hill. We never received the "dick hats" and our waiter was very boring and unatentive. Five of us received our food twenty minutes before the other who had just ordered a Caesar salad. The salad dressing then came out another 10 minutes after the actual salad. Our drinks we're never refilled or checked(as I mentioned earlier, our waiter was unatentive and not around to ask for refills). I was very disappointed in the whole experiance and will not be returning.
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  • Food was poor
    Paula
    Dined on 7/12/2014
    We booked this restaurant for our daughter's 18th birthday. The restaurant met our expectations for being a lot of fun, and our waitress was great! The food, however, left a lot to be desired. We weren't expecting it to be great, but we were definitely expecting it to be better than it was...even the burgers weren't good. I'm glad we went for the experience, but would not go back.
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Momof3
    Dined on 7/7/2014
    We found the restaurant entertaining. However, the food was not great. Very greasy. Limited choices. They were out of salmon and of all things, ice cream. We were celebrating a birthday and the dessert we ordered was without the ice cream. I read in a previous review that they ran out of foods so I was not surprised. Pricey too. We enjoyed the fun nature of the restaurant, but would more than likely not go back.
    Special Features:
    special occasion
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Not great.
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 7/4/2014
    Service was slow. Food was lukewarm. Food came out at different times. Drinks were overpriced. Serving sizes were small. Hats were fun.
    Special Features:
    late-night find, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelModerate
  • GOOD
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 6/21/2014
    BATHROOM NOT SO CLEAN AND WE COULD NOT HERE WAITER MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD, LIKED THE LIVE BAND. WHEN WE ASKED A QUESTION TO MULTIPLE PEEPS NEVER GOT A RESPONCE. WE HAD 12 FOR MY DAUGHTERS BACHLORETTE PARTY, BILL WAS NEVER SPLIT. WE LOVEDTHE HATS BUT FELT BAD FOR THE 2 OUT OF 12 THAT NEVER GOT ONE. WE ORDER 1 ORDER OF GATOR BITES GOT 2, PAID FOR 2 TOO.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, special occasion, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Watch your bill
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 6/20/2014
    We he an 8:30pm reservation. It was pretty much winding down on the crowd. Food was hot and meals were good. Had an issue with waitress bringing Drinks that wer not order...such as a birthday shot for my daughter. I assumed it was on the house being we did not order the shot...nope! Also my daughter ordered a drink and they didn't have the glass to,pit it in so it comes out in a much larger glass and she was charged for two drinks!! Wrong!! Somebody did not get the tip we would have given ( 15% versus the 20-25% ) for better service. Part of her tip went to pay for the extra drinks!! I think it's wrong to charge for drinks th party did not order!!
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • birthdayfun4
    Dined on 6/11/2014
    Food was terrible- very expensive- The chicken nachos had dried microwaved chicken, the chili was watery and tasted really bad. The sirlion steak was very small for the price (Wich was ok because it tasted badly anyway)
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  • Ok
    Great
    Dined on 6/8/2014
    It was good food, and a fun place to go to get a laugh.
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelCannot Recall
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • not impressed
    bjcboop
    Dined on 6/8/2014
    I had children with me so they waiter was not as crude as he could have been ( a plus) we had a few laughs. The kids seemed to enjoy it. The food was the most disappointing thing though. Very small portions for the price, not very tasty. I might go back without the kids just to hang out with friends and have a few drinks. that would probably be more fun :)
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  • Waste of Time and Money
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 5/31/2014
    Do not waste your money or time going here. The server was more interested in watch the basketball game on the television than waiting on us. We went there for a birthday party expecting to have a great time and the service and food was lousy. Heard a lot about going to Dick's Last Resort for a great time for an adult birthday party and it was the worst experience ever! We found so many other great restaurants in Baltimore that I would not recommend Dicks to anyone.
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  • It was fun but very pushy!
    Tipsforbettertips
    Dined on 5/24/2014
    This place was recommended to me by a coworker and I heard a lot of good things about it. Although three of the people I went with ordered waters...the waiter asked if they were 21 and he said "ok angry balls" which is a $13 drink made with fireball and angry orchard, none of them liked it nor did they want it. Don't get me wrong we had a great time but unless you're willing to be told what you want to drink and eat (which end up being the most expensive things on the menu) and spend an arm and a leg for it, I wouldn't suggest going.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Disappointed
    Funbunch
    Dined on 5/16/2014
    Our group was definitely disappointed. We thought that there would be a lot more interaction with the waitstaff, but there was really not too much other than receiving a hat with a comment on the hat, there was really not too much going on. The other thing that was interesting was that for a Friday night in downtown Baltimore the place was empty. Go figure.
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelModerate
  • didn't live up to expectations
    luvfun
    Dined on 5/10/2014
    We've been there before and enjoyed the interaction with the staff. We drove down especially because my one daughter didn't get to go last time and wanted to experience it. BIG let down! Orders came out wrong. One was missed all together and our waitress was nice?! Not sure if I'll go back.
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Ratings-Only Reviews
    Based on 13 ratings-only reviews submitted since May 5, 2014
    • Overall Rating4.1
    • Food3.5
    • Ambiance4.2
    • Service4.2
    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • The following 174 reviews are from the Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore reviews archive.
  • Fun night!
    OpenTable Diner Since 2009
    Dined on 5/2/2014
    Very fun night. We went for the band and were not disappointed. Didn't like not having a menu in our hands to hold and go over. Having the only menu on a chalkboard with the waiter trying to describe things over the music was not impressive. The food was fine, but would have liked some sandwich options. Was told sandwiches are only on the lunch menu.
    Special Features:
    Good for Groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Don't get drinks/bachelorette deal!
    SBrad55
    Dined on 4/19/2014
    Good: Fun for bachelorette dinner before night out, food surprisingly good, right in inner harbor of Baltimore. Didn't get part of what we were supposed to for bachelorette package - following up with restaurant now. Bad: Drinks - Got a Mango Peach Rita for 2, and 6 girls ordered Killa Ritas (we stupidly didn't ask about the price -not on menu- assuming it wouldn't be more than 15 bucks or so but they were $24 a drink and contained 1 shot of tequila (we asked how much alcohol was in it)). 1 shot for 2 people? 1 shot for $24? Absurd. We ordered shots of tequila to add to the drinks at $6/each - still a waste. Highly recommend drinking elsewhere. Also didn't make funny hats fast enough (2 of 9 girls didn't get one) which was a bummer.
    Special Features:
    Good for Groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Wasn't what I expected!
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 4/12/2014
    We went with 3 adults and 3 children (young teens). The waitress "Chevy" was pretty funny to start so I figured the lunch would be full of laughs but that was about the extent of the laughing. Some of the hats she brought our were funny but the rest of the conversations were just "normal". She did warn us about the kitchen being backed up but I never thought we would wait over an hour for our food. It was a little ridiculous for lunch which consisted of burgers/chicken finger/fries/mozzarella sticks. These shouldn't take long to make at all. Also, I thought the bill ended up being ridiculous for what we ordered. For the 6 of us for what I listed the bill was $118.00 For that kind of money the lunch should have been much better.
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  • so much fun
    4crazykidsVIP
    Dined on 4/12/2014
    jovial atmosphere, fun interactive servers and a delicious lunch
    Special Features:
    Kid-Friendly, Good for Groups, Great for Outdoor Dining
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Good atmosphere for the sarcastic
    Rukus84
    Dined on 4/11/2014
    Great place for a group of friends that enjoy having a good time with lots of sarcasm. Food was less than desirable and for the price, there are plenty of other options.
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • my 17 year old boy celebrated
    princess
    Dined on 3/22/2014
    my 17 year old boy celebrated his birthday. Great choice!
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    kid-friendly
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    • Noise LevelModerate
  • Good fun, but not great food!
    Carrie
    Dined on 3/22/2014
    We had a blast, but all the food was pretty mediocre. I would go back for sure though for the fun factor. Make sure you can take a joke or you will not have a very good time.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, hot spot, great for lunch, special occasion
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Fun but pricey
    PhillyFoody
    Dined on 3/1/2014
    Such a ridiculous/ fun environment - great for a few laughs with dinner. My boyfriend and I can definitely take a joke so we loved the service with sarcasm. Drinks were just okay - my killa Rita was way too sweet, some salt was needed. Food was very much that of a chain restaurant - alright but nothing spectacular. I'd recommend for kids and groups because of the laid back atmosphere. Cool place to stop for tourists but now that we went once we probably will not be back.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, kid-friendly
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • ready to eat not starving
    phatgirlinside
    Dined on 2/14/2014
    This restaurant was so much fun. it was my daughters 14th birthday and they loved it. I would not recommend that you go in need to eat ASAP. The fun begins as soon as you walk in and without giving to much away you may have a short wait.
    Special Features:
    kid-friendly, good for groups, late-night find, hot spot
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Fun place
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 2/14/2014
    Service was good, atmosphere is fun. don't go there if you're sensitive
    Special Features:
    good for groups, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Bar with a fun attitude
    pmrthirdVIP
    Dined on 2/10/2014
    Never been to one of these chains and thought I check it out. I like BBQ so decided to try. Crazy fun place with high energy and fun attitude...so be prepared. Enjoyed their deep fried pickle chips and rib's n wings! Food was good and fun atmosphere, you just have to be prepared for it! Fun place to go with others after work or in the summer. Food was good and I would go again. I was very impressed that all employees continued to use my first name after inquiring, nice touch! Fun!
    Special Features:
    good for groups, vibrant bar scene, neighborhood gem, hot spot, special occasion
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • FUN!
    Realtor1266
    Dined on 12/31/2013
    Where else can you to get abused and get great service at the same time. The kids had a blast. We had lots of laughs and the food was good.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, kid-friendly, great for lunch
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • DON'T EAT HERE!
    OpenTable Diner Since 2012
    Dined on 12/15/2013
    This establishment is here for a bar only. Although we did not taste the drink we did however try the food. For what seemed to be potential for a fun place (mostly for young adults) lacks so bad in the food department I would never go back. I ordered a cheeseburger cooked med-well and got a cold frozen tasting patty with toooo much pink inside. My husband got a rib-chicken wing platter which even made my burger look good. We went 2weekends away from Christmas at the downtown inner harbor. We were the only people in the place so I can't excuse the food prep be as bad as it was. Sorry no repeat customer here.
    Special Features:
    vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelModerate