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Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore

Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore Details

  • Dining Style: Casual Dining
  • Website: http://www.dickslastresort.com
  • Phone: (443) 453-5961
  • Hours of Operation: Lunch Daily: 11:00am - 4:00pm; dinner: Sunday - Thursday: 4:00pm - 11:00pm, Friday - Saturday: 4:00pm - 12:00am
  • Payment Options: AMEX, Discover, MasterCard, Visa
  • Cuisine: American, Seafood
  • Dress Code: Casual Dress
  • Accepts Walk-Ins: Yes
  • Additional Details: Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Late Night, Patio/Outdoor Dining

Getting there

  • Cross Street: Power Plant
  • Parking: No
A word from Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
DICK"S LAST RESORT THE JOINT YER MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT!
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! We make our food from scratch and it's served up in steel buckets! Big sloppy ribs, juicy honey-roasted chicken, succulent crab legs and much more! Dick's Last Resort is best known for SERVICE with SARCASM! That's right, there's never a dull a moment, which is how we earned our infamous reputation. Bring everybody! This joint is ideal for large groups. There's always a reason to party at Dick's Last Resort. EAT, DRINK, LAUGH!Continued
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Diner Reviews
  • "What a dump is all I can say. The gimmick is funny for so long and then it just gets old. My wife hated the place. Thought the "trash" on the floor was tacky. Thought the singer they had was WAY TOO LOUD AND SCREECHY and the food was uneatable. The gimmick with "hating on the customer" is funny at first until it became a pain in trying to get utensils, understand the menu (which they place on the wall, not at your table), and ordering your food and drinks was more of a hassle then it needs to be. And don't even get me started on the OVER PRICED beers - Bud Light should not be $10 frigging dollars!!! I don't think I'll be going back here any time soon."
    Dined on 7/26/2014
  • "I understand come to a place to get intentionally bad service, but you should still actually good service hidden under sarcasm. In my wife and I's case, it was just bad service, period. Our server largely ignored us, and never once engaged with us to figure a way to bust our chops. It wasn't until near the end of the visit that we got our paper hats with uninspired messages written on them. We were never checked on, and I had to physically go to our server to ask for another drink. Also, they pushed a drink on us as soon as we walked in; it sounded good, so we both ordered. I wish they had told us they were $25 a piece! I understand drink menus don't always have prices, but that is pretty steep to not give you any warning."
    Dined on 7/26/2014
  • "I went on Saturday with my friend who was visiting from out of town. He had a great first experience at Dicks in Baltimore. Our waitress was funny, but didn't take anything too far. The food was also good. Thanks for a great dinner!"
    Dined on 7/26/2014
  • "If you want the full effect of Dick's leave the kids at home. Otherwise you will get the kiddie version from your server. The place will keep you laughing ..."
    Dined on 7/18/2014
  • "Great time!!! Our server was fantastic. We laughed the whole time we were there."
    Dined on 7/17/2014
  • "I have been to several Dick's. This one met my expectations. There is no menu, only the chalkboard. That is fine, but there are no details about sides, portions, etc. The servers are supposed to be sarcastic, but ours was just rude. I am not sure if she was having a bad day or doesn't know the difference. She never smiled once and was not happy to be there or work there. The food is OK, which is all it is intended to be....lots of fried stuff. Bottom line, if you are looking for a good time with friends, this is usually an upbeat fun place to go. If you are looking for a romantic dinner, the Rusty Scupper is across the harbor."
    Dined on 7/15/2014
  • "My five friends and I, one coming from out of state, we're so excited to experiance Dicks Last Resourt and the service with a side of sarcasm! We got seated fairly quickly but after that it was all down hill. We never received the "dick hats" and our waiter was very boring and unatentive. Five of us received our food twenty minutes before the other who had just ordered a Caesar salad. The salad dressing then came out another 10 minutes after the actual salad. Our drinks we're never refilled or checked(as I mentioned earlier, our waiter was unatentive and not around to ask for refills). I was very disappointed in the whole experiance and will not be returning."
    Dined on 7/13/2014
  • "We booked this restaurant for our daughter's 18th birthday. The restaurant met our expectations for being a lot of fun, and our waitress was great! The food, however, left a lot to be desired. We weren't expecting it to be great, but we were definitely expecting it to be better than it was...even the burgers weren't good. I'm glad we went for the experience, but would not go back."
    Dined on 7/12/2014
  • "We found the restaurant entertaining. However, the food was not great. Very greasy. Limited choices. They were out of salmon and of all things, ice cream. We were celebrating a birthday and the dessert we ordered was without the ice cream. I read in a previous review that they ran out of foods so I was not surprised. Pricey too. We enjoyed the fun nature of the restaurant, but would more than likely not go back."
    Dined on 7/7/2014
  • "Service was slow. Food was lukewarm. Food came out at different times. Drinks were overpriced. Serving sizes were small. Hats were fun."
    Dined on 7/4/2014
  • "BATHROOM NOT SO CLEAN AND WE COULD NOT HERE WAITER MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD, LIKED THE LIVE BAND. WHEN WE ASKED A QUESTION TO MULTIPLE PEEPS NEVER GOT A RESPONCE. WE HAD 12 FOR MY DAUGHTERS BACHLORETTE PARTY, BILL WAS NEVER SPLIT. WE LOVEDTHE HATS BUT FELT BAD FOR THE 2 OUT OF 12 THAT NEVER GOT ONE. WE ORDER 1 ORDER OF GATOR BITES GOT 2, PAID FOR 2 TOO."
    Dined on 6/21/2014
  • "We he an 8:30pm reservation. It was pretty much winding down on the crowd. Food was hot and meals were good. Had an issue with waitress bringing Drinks that wer not order...such as a birthday shot for my daughter. I assumed it was on the house being we did not order the shot...nope! Also my daughter ordered a drink and they didn't have the glass to,pit it in so it comes out in a much larger glass and she was charged for two drinks!! Wrong!! Somebody did not get the tip we would have given ( 15% versus the 20-25% ) for better service. Part of her tip went to pay for the extra drinks!! I think it's wrong to charge for drinks th party did not order!!"
    Dined on 6/20/2014
  • "Food was terrible- very expensive- The chicken nachos had dried microwaved chicken, the chili was watery and tasted really bad. The sirlion steak was very small for the price (Wich was ok because it tasted badly anyway)"
    Dined on 6/11/2014
  • "It was good food, and a fun place to go to get a laugh."
    Dined on 6/8/2014
  • "I had children with me so they waiter was not as crude as he could have been ( a plus) we had a few laughs. The kids seemed to enjoy it. The food was the most disappointing thing though. Very small portions for the price, not very tasty. I might go back without the kids just to hang out with friends and have a few drinks. that would probably be more fun :)"
    Dined on 6/8/2014
  • "Do not waste your money or time going here. The server was more interested in watch the basketball game on the television than waiting on us. We went there for a birthday party expecting to have a great time and the service and food was lousy. Heard a lot about going to Dick's Last Resort for a great time for an adult birthday party and it was the worst experience ever! We found so many other great restaurants in Baltimore that I would not recommend Dicks to anyone."
    Dined on 5/31/2014
  • "This place was recommended to me by a coworker and I heard a lot of good things about it. Although three of the people I went with ordered waters...the waiter asked if they were 21 and he said "ok angry balls" which is a $13 drink made with fireball and angry orchard, none of them liked it nor did they want it. Don't get me wrong we had a great time but unless you're willing to be told what you want to drink and eat (which end up being the most expensive things on the menu) and spend an arm and a leg for it, I wouldn't suggest going."
    Dined on 5/24/2014
  • "Our group was definitely disappointed. We thought that there would be a lot more interaction with the waitstaff, but there was really not too much other than receiving a hat with a comment on the hat, there was really not too much going on. The other thing that was interesting was that for a Friday night in downtown Baltimore the place was empty. Go figure."
    Dined on 5/16/2014
  • "We've been there before and enjoyed the interaction with the staff. We drove down especially because my one daughter didn't get to go last time and wanted to experience it. BIG let down! Orders came out wrong. One was missed all together and our waitress was nice?! Not sure if I'll go back."
    Dined on 5/10/2014
  • "Very fun night. We went for the band and were not disappointed. Didn't like not having a menu in our hands to hold and go over. Having the only menu on a chalkboard with the waiter trying to describe things over the music was not impressive. The food was fine, but would have liked some sandwich options. Was told sandwiches are only on the lunch menu. "
    Dined on 5/2/2014
  • "Good: Fun for bachelorette dinner before night out, food surprisingly good, right in inner harbor of Baltimore. Didn't get part of what we were supposed to for bachelorette package - following up with restaurant now. Bad: Drinks - Got a Mango Peach Rita for 2, and 6 girls ordered Killa Ritas (we stupidly didn't ask about the price -not on menu- assuming it wouldn't be more than 15 bucks or so but they were $24 a drink and contained 1 shot of tequila (we asked how much alcohol was in it)). 1 shot for 2 people? 1 shot for $24? Absurd. We ordered shots of tequila to add to the drinks at $6/each - still a waste. Highly recommend drinking elsewhere. Also didn't make funny hats fast enough (2 of 9 girls didn't get one) which was a bummer."
    Dined on 4/19/2014
  • "We went with 3 adults and 3 children (young teens). The waitress "Chevy" was pretty funny to start so I figured the lunch would be full of laughs but that was about the extent of the laughing. Some of the hats she brought our were funny but the rest of the conversations were just "normal". She did warn us about the kitchen being backed up but I never thought we would wait over an hour for our food. It was a little ridiculous for lunch which consisted of burgers/chicken finger/fries/mozzarella sticks. These shouldn't take long to make at all. Also, I thought the bill ended up being ridiculous for what we ordered. For the 6 of us for what I listed the bill was $118.00 For that kind of money the lunch should have been much better."
    Dined on 4/12/2014
  • "jovial atmosphere, fun interactive servers and a delicious lunch"
    Dined on 4/12/2014
  • "Great place for a group of friends that enjoy having a good time with lots of sarcasm. Food was less than desirable and for the price, there are plenty of other options."
    Dined on 4/11/2014
  • "my 17 year old boy celebrated his birthday. Great choice!"
    Dined on 3/22/2014
  • "We had a blast, but all the food was pretty mediocre. I would go back for sure though for the fun factor. Make sure you can take a joke or you will not have a very good time."
    Dined on 3/22/2014
  • "Such a ridiculous/ fun environment - great for a few laughs with dinner. My boyfriend and I can definitely take a joke so we loved the service with sarcasm. Drinks were just okay - my killa Rita was way too sweet, some salt was needed. Food was very much that of a chain restaurant - alright but nothing spectacular. I'd recommend for kids and groups because of the laid back atmosphere. Cool place to stop for tourists but now that we went once we probably will not be back."
    Dined on 3/1/2014
  • "This restaurant was so much fun. it was my daughters 14th birthday and they loved it. I would not recommend that you go in need to eat ASAP. The fun begins as soon as you walk in and without giving to much away you may have a short wait. "
    Dined on 2/14/2014
  • "Service was good, atmosphere is fun. don't go there if you're sensitive"
    Dined on 2/14/2014
  • "Never been to one of these chains and thought I check it out. I like BBQ so decided to try. Crazy fun place with high energy and fun attitude...so be prepared. Enjoyed their deep fried pickle chips and rib's n wings! Food was good and fun atmosphere, you just have to be prepared for it! Fun place to go with others after work or in the summer. Food was good and I would go again. I was very impressed that all employees continued to use my first name after inquiring, nice touch! Fun!"
    Dined on 2/10/2014
  • "Where else can you to get abused and get great service at the same time. The kids had a blast. We had lots of laughs and the food was good."
    Dined on 12/31/2013
  • "This establishment is here for a bar only. Although we did not taste the drink we did however try the food. For what seemed to be potential for a fun place (mostly for young adults) lacks so bad in the food department I would never go back. I ordered a cheeseburger cooked med-well and got a cold frozen tasting patty with toooo much pink inside. My husband got a rib-chicken wing platter which even made my burger look good. We went 2weekends away from Christmas at the downtown inner harbor. We were the only people in the place so I can't excuse the food prep be as bad as it was. Sorry no repeat customer here."
    Dined on 12/15/2013
  • "My husband and I did a quick tour of Baltimore on our way back from a family gathering. We had no idea what to expect with this restaurant but the price and location were perfect. They had very good drink specials, the waiter was attentive and funny and the band that was playing was at just the right sound level. The food is a step up from traditional pub fare and the atmosphere was fun to look at. They even had TV monitors on for the sport enthusiasts, such as my husband. If I were in town, I would go back to grab a quick drink and some rub."
    Dined on 11/30/2013
  • "Food was OK, but servers are hilarious, and drinks were delicious. Not recommended for anyone under 13, but our 14 year old girls lacrosse team had a blast. Would love to come here with some of my crazy girlfriends."
    Dined on 11/17/2013
  • "Amazing dining experience. Food wasn't all that great but the waiters and waitresses made the experience memorable!"
    Dined on 11/1/2013
  • "Food was not great. We love the fun and enjoyed the interaction. Fun helped make up for the food."
    Dined on 10/17/2013
  • "The whole premise of the restaurant is that they are dicks to you. Sometimes it is fun but sometimes I think they go a little too far. I told the server about a food allergy and I felt like he didn't take it seriously because of the whole schtick. The food isn't anything amazing just typical pub style food but maybe a little more a imaginative. It is a fun place to go with friends for a night out and something different."
    Dined on 10/11/2013
  • "this is not a location for someone who does not take well to having people being even slightly rude to you. You must realize that you are going into this restaurant mainly to check out how rude or obnoxious a waiter/waitress can be. The volume of the band was so loud that our waitress wasn't really able to be all that obnoxious, it was sort of disappointing."
    Dined on 10/4/2013
  • "My last time going here. Food was out after an hour and a half."
    Dined on 9/28/2013
  • "The server showed us the menu with was written in chalk. The menu has crabscales and shrimp prepared a couple of ways. I asked for the crabscales, the server said they of them. I then asked for the shrimp, he said they were out that too. It was 4 pm. Never again."
    Dined on 9/9/2013