Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore

Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore

  • Dining Style: Casual Dining
  • Website: http://www.dickslastresort.com/
  • Phone: 443-453-5961x
  • Hours of Operation:
    Lunch Daily: 11:00am - 4:00pm; dinner: Sunday - Thursday: 4:00pm - 11:00pm, Friday - Saturday: 4:00pm - 12:00am
  • Payment Options: AMEX,Discover,MasterCard,Visa
  • Cuisine: Seafood, American, Southern
  • Dress Code: Casual Dress
  • Accepts Walk-Ins: Yes
  • Additional Details: Bar Dining, Beer, Entertainment, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Smoking Area, Smoking Area (patio only), Takeout, View, Wine
  • Entertainment: We have live music on Friday and Saturday evenings.

Getting there

  • Cross Street: Pratt Street & Market Place
  • Parking: Public Lot
  • Parking Details: The closest parking garage is Pier 5 on Pratt St. Rates fluctuate depending on season.
A word from Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
DICK'S LAST RESORT
THE JOINT YER MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT!
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter!

We make our food from scratch and it's served up in steel buckets! Big sloppy ribs, juicy honey-roasted chicken, succulent crab legs and much more!

Dick's Last Resort is best known for SERVICE with SARCASM! That's right, there's never a dull a moment, which is how we earned our infamous reputation.

Bring everybody! This joint is ideal for large groups. There's always a reason to party at Dick's Last Resort. Please contact the store for parties of 20 or more.

EAT, DRINK, LAUGH!
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Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore reviews from OpenTable diners
34 reviews since June 24, 2014
Overall Rating3.2
  • Food3
    Service3.4
  • Ambiance3.5
    Noise LevelEnergetic
62% of reviewers would recommend this restaurant to a friend.
good for groups (16)vibrant bar scene (8)special occasion (8)hot spot (8)great for lunch (6)late-night find (5)great for outdoor dining (4)great for brunch (3)scenic view (3)kid-friendly (2)neighborhood gem (2)fit for foodies (1)Show More
  • So much fun
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 10/11/2014
    I Has a great time that evening. I Was seated pretty quickly and the food that we had was great overall excellent service
    Special Features:
    good for groups, hot spot, late-night find
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Loads of fun
    Thomasfamily123
    Dined on 10/11/2014
    Food was great, had a hamburger, steak and cheese and BBQ. Waitress was funny, service was great, and loads of fun watching all the other server/bartenders/customers. My daughter was laughing so hard she was in tears. Have been in the one in Myrtle Beach and both were equally great. Can't wait to come back!
    Special Features:
    good for groups, hot spot, special occasion, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • awsome
    joebdaywitdee
    Dined on 9/20/2014
    I really enjoyed the food and the service was terrific especially the hats and pranks in the restaurants.
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelCannot Recall
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Be prepared
    Scuba14
    Dined on 9/14/2014
    Service with sarcasm is what they advertise and what you get. Some of the lines on the hats they give customers can be not so kid friendly.
    Special Features:
    fit for foodies, good for groups, great for brunch, great for lunch
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Make this your very last resort
    Roan
    Dined on 9/14/2014
    We waited nearly an hour to get our food (the restaurant was half empty), and when it came they missed two of our meals and made a mistake on another. Getting those took another 30 minutes. In the meantime, our waiter brought the check (he didn't even know the food hadn't come!). Speaking of the waiter, he thought "service with sarcasm" meant it was ok to skewer people about their weight ("5 pounds short of qualifying for group health insurance"), embarrassing a teen about his acne, oh and bringing the check when some of the food hadn't been delivered. To the manager's credit, she generously comped the missed orders, but it didn't make up for the server's behavior or the inordinate time to receive the food they initially delivered.
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  • Not impressed
    KirasmomVIP
    Dined on 9/13/2014
    You don't go here for the food, that's for sure. Drinks are good but pricey. Food is overpriced and poor quality. Service is unique.
    Special Features:
    vibrant bar scene
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  • Very disappointed
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 9/6/2014
    I booked this event for my daughter 14 th birthday when we got there they set us up at the bar area. All the fun stuff was happening down at the tables there where kids loving it .No one even new about her birthday when we finished eating one of the kids with us had to ask the waiter if he would do a hat for the birthday girl. When we booked this event we told them it was for her birthday.
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    scenic view
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    • Noise LevelQuiet
  • Absolutely terrible
    heather
    Dined on 8/31/2014
    If I could give this place less than a star, I would. I ordered steak and shrimp and was completely unsatisfied. The steak was HALF a filet minon size, and poorly cooked. Dry. The shrimp however was okay but I couldn't finish the plate and my waiter harassed me about wasting shrimp. THEN he are the rest of my shrimp RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Isn't that against health code?! Disgusting. Will never go here again.
    Special Features:
    great for lunch
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Awesome
    funnygirl
    Dined on 8/24/2014
    Great place if you want something different from a traditional restaurant and when you need a little humor in your life.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, special occasion, late-night find, scenic view, neighborhood gem, hot spot
    • Food
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    • Noise LevelModerate
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Would not return
    RobinP
    Dined on 8/23/2014
    The service was OK, only one out of four of us actually liked our dinner. Also, noisier than I thought. Hard to hear and talk to others.
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Burger or Bust
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 8/16/2014
    We were really looking forward to Dick's as a fun place to eat at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore with our two teenage boys.What wouldn't appeal to them about a fun, loud, slightly over the top dining experience, right? After our drinks arrived the waiter told us they didn't serve burgers inside after 4:00, we would have to sit outside (crowded, small , beach bar deck). And we couldn't take our drinks. We moved and had to wait for table even though we had a reservation & were 1st seated inside. We sat at a really dirty picnic table in the center of it all...waited, and waited for someone to take our drink order and they never came. Band was so loud, even the kids asked to leave...so we did and ate at the Hard Rock Cafe next door.
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  • Good, not great!
    Kathyp329
    Dined on 8/14/2014
    The restaurant was not crowded when we went. I think it would be a lot more fun with a big crowd! The kids enjoyed the very laid back atmosphere and the funny hats! The food was so so!
    Special Features:
    kid-friendly, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelCannot Recall
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Disappointed and will not be back
    eatoutalot
    Dined on 8/9/2014
    This was our first visit to the Baltimore location and took a guest that had never been and expected great entertainment as we have experienced in Myrtle Beach and Panama City Beach. The food was awful but we didn't complain, just only ate the fries which were the only thing decent to eat out of the 4 meals and apps we got. The entertainment was BORING.. I expect to have a fun time at Dick's and get good food, not the best but good. I would not recommend the Baltimore location to anyone. Myrtle Beach is by far the best experience and I have been there many times to say it is always consistent. Panama City Beach is fun as well and decent food. Don't know about the other locations but Baltimore will not see us again.
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    • Noise LevelModerate
  • Awesome time
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 8/3/2014
    Recently visited the inner harbor and stopped at dick's for dinner with my family. We all laughed and had an awesome time. Food was good but a bit overpriced but all in all a must visit
    Special Features:
    great for brunch, great for outdoor dining, special occasion, great for lunch, scenic view, neighborhood gem, hot spot, vibrant bar scene
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    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Great food. Great service
    MeeshX2
    Dined on 7/28/2014
    Awesome experience. Food was fantastic and the service was superb. Very kid friendly. Can't wait to bring the family back again.
    Special Features:
    kid-friendly, great for outdoor dining, great for lunch, hot spot
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  • LOUSY, LOUSY, LOUSY!
    Alex
    Dined on 7/26/2014
    What a dump is all I can say. The gimmick is funny for so long and then it just gets old. My wife hated the place. Thought the "trash" on the floor was tacky. Thought the singer they had was WAY TOO LOUD AND SCREECHY and the food was uneatable. The gimmick with "hating on the customer" is funny at first until it became a pain in trying to get utensils, understand the menu (which they place on the wall, not at your table), and ordering your food and drinks was more of a hassle then it needs to be. And don't even get me started on the OVER PRICED beers - Bud Light should not be $10 frigging dollars!!! I don't think I'll be going back here any time soon.
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  • Bad sarcastic service
    NickDVIP
    Dined on 7/26/2014
    I understand come to a place to get intentionally bad service, but you should still actually good service hidden under sarcasm. In my wife and I's case, it was just bad service, period. Our server largely ignored us, and never once engaged with us to figure a way to bust our chops. It wasn't until near the end of the visit that we got our paper hats with uninspired messages written on them. We were never checked on, and I had to physically go to our server to ask for another drink. Also, they pushed a drink on us as soon as we walked in; it sounded good, so we both ordered. I wish they had told us they were $25 a piece! I understand drink menus don't always have prices, but that is pretty steep to not give you any warning.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, special occasion, late-night find, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Great experience
    HappyCustomer
    Dined on 7/26/2014
    I went on Saturday with my friend who was visiting from out of town. He had a great first experience at Dicks in Baltimore. Our waitress was funny, but didn't take anything too far. The food was also good. Thanks for a great dinner!
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelModerate
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Funny and Wild
    SyLaLe
    Dined on 7/18/2014
    If you want the full effect of Dick's leave the kids at home. Otherwise you will get the kiddie version from your server. The place will keep you laughing ...
    Special Features:
    good for groups, great for outdoor dining, great for lunch, hot spot
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Great time!!!
    Curt
    Dined on 7/17/2014
    Great time!!! Our server was fantastic. We laughed the whole time we were there.
    Special Features:
    great for brunch
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • It's Dick's
    Review
    Dined on 7/15/2014
    I have been to several Dick's. This one met my expectations. There is no menu, only the chalkboard. That is fine, but there are no details about sides, portions, etc. The servers are supposed to be sarcastic, but ours was just rude. I am not sure if she was having a bad day or doesn't know the difference. She never smiled once and was not happy to be there or work there. The food is OK, which is all it is intended to be....lots of fried stuff. Bottom line, if you are looking for a good time with friends, this is usually an upbeat fun place to go. If you are looking for a romantic dinner, the Rusty Scupper is across the harbor.
    Special Features:
    special occasion
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Disappointment
    HW26
    Dined on 7/13/2014
    My five friends and I, one coming from out of state, we're so excited to experiance Dicks Last Resourt and the service with a side of sarcasm! We got seated fairly quickly but after that it was all down hill. We never received the "dick hats" and our waiter was very boring and unatentive. Five of us received our food twenty minutes before the other who had just ordered a Caesar salad. The salad dressing then came out another 10 minutes after the actual salad. Our drinks we're never refilled or checked(as I mentioned earlier, our waiter was unatentive and not around to ask for refills). I was very disappointed in the whole experiance and will not be returning.
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  • Food was poor
    Paula
    Dined on 7/12/2014
    We booked this restaurant for our daughter's 18th birthday. The restaurant met our expectations for being a lot of fun, and our waitress was great! The food, however, left a lot to be desired. We weren't expecting it to be great, but we were definitely expecting it to be better than it was...even the burgers weren't good. I'm glad we went for the experience, but would not go back.
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Momof3
    Dined on 7/7/2014
    We found the restaurant entertaining. However, the food was not great. Very greasy. Limited choices. They were out of salmon and of all things, ice cream. We were celebrating a birthday and the dessert we ordered was without the ice cream. I read in a previous review that they ran out of foods so I was not surprised. Pricey too. We enjoyed the fun nature of the restaurant, but would more than likely not go back.
    Special Features:
    special occasion
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Not great.
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 7/4/2014
    Service was slow. Food was lukewarm. Food came out at different times. Drinks were overpriced. Serving sizes were small. Hats were fun.
    Special Features:
    late-night find, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelModerate
  • Ratings-Only Reviews
    Based on 9 ratings-only reviews submitted since June 24, 2014
    • Overall Rating3.9
    • Food3.7
    • Ambiance4.1
    • Service3.9
    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • The following 183 reviews are from the Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore reviews archive.
  • GOOD
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 6/21/2014
    BATHROOM NOT SO CLEAN AND WE COULD NOT HERE WAITER MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD, LIKED THE LIVE BAND. WHEN WE ASKED A QUESTION TO MULTIPLE PEEPS NEVER GOT A RESPONCE. WE HAD 12 FOR MY DAUGHTERS BACHLORETTE PARTY, BILL WAS NEVER SPLIT. WE LOVEDTHE HATS BUT FELT BAD FOR THE 2 OUT OF 12 THAT NEVER GOT ONE. WE ORDER 1 ORDER OF GATOR BITES GOT 2, PAID FOR 2 TOO.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, special occasion, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Watch your bill
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 6/20/2014
    We he an 8:30pm reservation. It was pretty much winding down on the crowd. Food was hot and meals were good. Had an issue with waitress bringing Drinks that wer not order...such as a birthday shot for my daughter. I assumed it was on the house being we did not order the shot...nope! Also my daughter ordered a drink and they didn't have the glass to,pit it in so it comes out in a much larger glass and she was charged for two drinks!! Wrong!! Somebody did not get the tip we would have given ( 15% versus the 20-25% ) for better service. Part of her tip went to pay for the extra drinks!! I think it's wrong to charge for drinks th party did not order!!
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    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • birthdayfun4
    Dined on 6/11/2014
    Food was terrible- very expensive- The chicken nachos had dried microwaved chicken, the chili was watery and tasted really bad. The sirlion steak was very small for the price (Wich was ok because it tasted badly anyway)
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  • Ok
    Great
    Dined on 6/8/2014
    It was good food, and a fun place to go to get a laugh.
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelCannot Recall
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • not impressed
    bjcboop
    Dined on 6/8/2014
    I had children with me so they waiter was not as crude as he could have been ( a plus) we had a few laughs. The kids seemed to enjoy it. The food was the most disappointing thing though. Very small portions for the price, not very tasty. I might go back without the kids just to hang out with friends and have a few drinks. that would probably be more fun :)
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  • Waste of Time and Money
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 5/31/2014
    Do not waste your money or time going here. The server was more interested in watch the basketball game on the television than waiting on us. We went there for a birthday party expecting to have a great time and the service and food was lousy. Heard a lot about going to Dick's Last Resort for a great time for an adult birthday party and it was the worst experience ever! We found so many other great restaurants in Baltimore that I would not recommend Dicks to anyone.
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  • It was fun but very pushy!
    Tipsforbettertips
    Dined on 5/24/2014
    This place was recommended to me by a coworker and I heard a lot of good things about it. Although three of the people I went with ordered waters...the waiter asked if they were 21 and he said "ok angry balls" which is a $13 drink made with fireball and angry orchard, none of them liked it nor did they want it. Don't get me wrong we had a great time but unless you're willing to be told what you want to drink and eat (which end up being the most expensive things on the menu) and spend an arm and a leg for it, I wouldn't suggest going.
    Special Features:
    good for groups, vibrant bar scene
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Disappointed
    Funbunch
    Dined on 5/16/2014
    Our group was definitely disappointed. We thought that there would be a lot more interaction with the waitstaff, but there was really not too much other than receiving a hat with a comment on the hat, there was really not too much going on. The other thing that was interesting was that for a Friday night in downtown Baltimore the place was empty. Go figure.
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    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelModerate
  • didn't live up to expectations
    luvfun
    Dined on 5/10/2014
    We've been there before and enjoyed the interaction with the staff. We drove down especially because my one daughter didn't get to go last time and wanted to experience it. BIG let down! Orders came out wrong. One was missed all together and our waitress was nice?! Not sure if I'll go back.
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    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Fun night!
    OpenTable Diner Since 2009
    Dined on 5/2/2014
    Very fun night. We went for the band and were not disappointed. Didn't like not having a menu in our hands to hold and go over. Having the only menu on a chalkboard with the waiter trying to describe things over the music was not impressive. The food was fine, but would have liked some sandwich options. Was told sandwiches are only on the lunch menu.
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    Good for Groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Don't get drinks/bachelorette deal!
    SBrad55
    Dined on 4/19/2014
    Good: Fun for bachelorette dinner before night out, food surprisingly good, right in inner harbor of Baltimore. Didn't get part of what we were supposed to for bachelorette package - following up with restaurant now. Bad: Drinks - Got a Mango Peach Rita for 2, and 6 girls ordered Killa Ritas (we stupidly didn't ask about the price -not on menu- assuming it wouldn't be more than 15 bucks or so but they were $24 a drink and contained 1 shot of tequila (we asked how much alcohol was in it)). 1 shot for 2 people? 1 shot for $24? Absurd. We ordered shots of tequila to add to the drinks at $6/each - still a waste. Highly recommend drinking elsewhere. Also didn't make funny hats fast enough (2 of 9 girls didn't get one) which was a bummer.
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    Good for Groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
    I would recommend this to a friend.
  • Wasn't what I expected!
    OpenTable Diner Since 2014
    Dined on 4/12/2014
    We went with 3 adults and 3 children (young teens). The waitress "Chevy" was pretty funny to start so I figured the lunch would be full of laughs but that was about the extent of the laughing. Some of the hats she brought our were funny but the rest of the conversations were just "normal". She did warn us about the kitchen being backed up but I never thought we would wait over an hour for our food. It was a little ridiculous for lunch which consisted of burgers/chicken finger/fries/mozzarella sticks. These shouldn't take long to make at all. Also, I thought the bill ended up being ridiculous for what we ordered. For the 6 of us for what I listed the bill was $118.00 For that kind of money the lunch should have been much better.
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  • so much fun
    4crazykidsVIP
    Dined on 4/12/2014
    jovial atmosphere, fun interactive servers and a delicious lunch
    Special Features:
    Kid-Friendly, Good for Groups, Great for Outdoor Dining
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • Good atmosphere for the sarcastic
    Rukus84
    Dined on 4/11/2014
    Great place for a group of friends that enjoy having a good time with lots of sarcasm. Food was less than desirable and for the price, there are plenty of other options.
    Special Features:
    good for groups
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    • Noise LevelEnergetic
  • my 17 year old boy celebrated
    princess
    Dined on 3/22/2014
    my 17 year old boy celebrated his birthday. Great choice!
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    kid-friendly
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    • Noise LevelModerate